Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"i wish once we could work late without taking half our time up with this eternal prada or armani debate."

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Deep down, Clemence was still deeply uneasy with women in the boardroom.

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

"When I stand like this it looks like I'm peeing ants."

Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

"Please, Rachel, you really must stop chewing on that pencil."

Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

"well folks we've all seen the figures, and there's no point in dressing them up."

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

^ awes, tom is gonna shit himself when he sees that one

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

"i think i see the a/c unit arriving."

― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster)

this, tho

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

"haha. boobs."

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

i've met tom leonard and i've never heard him be so clever in real life.

wmlynch, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

Im not that funny irl either, devise another proof

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

"And now we will fork their repos with our massive dongles"

emil.y, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

loooool

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

"As you can see on page 3, Lysol now accounts for 23% of our yearly budget."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

"Those fucking suppliers really left us holding our dicks on this one."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

"Is this is breast we can do? Um, best. Sorry, I'm a little dicktracted. Um, distracted. Fuck me."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

"This fellow Tom Leonard will pay dearly for his transgressions."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

"Team, Chatroulette is falling on tough times in this economy."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

"Sigh... No, Nancy, you cannot get pregnant from an Aeron chair."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

"I have reason to believe that someone switched my Mountain Dew with urine."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

Guys tom wouldnt touch any of those, up the game ffs

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

"Guys. Lysol. 23%. You do the math."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

There it is

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

"Nobody laugh when I turn around or you're fired"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

"Chair was gettin' sticky"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

addition to yr first one: "we fell 37% below predicted growth for this year."

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

"I said causal Fridays. You know, where we'd determine the antecedent conditions that were responsible for consequent events? Come on, people!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

"As you'll see momentarily, the fiscal crisis has left me with only a stack of dimes."

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

"When I said dress code was business casual, I meant business casual at every other business except American Apparel! Of course, that doesn't quite explain why I'm not wearing clothes either, does it?"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

"Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Mega thrusters are go. FORM VOLTRON!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm really digging these new casual fridays."

s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

"Wow! This place is swank! Can I just say-- this ain't your father's gas chamber!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

"Hey, I think this is a one-way mirror."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

"you know, i could have sworn the recruiter said this was a news agency."

s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

"Lena, you seem cold. Are you cold?"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

"I like staring at your nude bodies as I work. I find it... erotic."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

"I bet my dick looks like ants to all those people."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:43 (thirteen years ago)

"...and to think-- all those fuckers thought I couldn't build a successful Fortune 500 business where every employee experiences a daily regimen of degrading sexual humiliation and brutal genital torture."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

"Let's focus, people"

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

"Hey, we should bring back the suggest ban button" xp

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

"let's focus, people" kills me

Walter Galt, Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

yes that is brilliant. it's what a real new yorker cartoon would have as its caption but doesn't stand a chance in hell for the competition.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

Thomas C Leonard, can you go ahead and submit that for me? Thanks!

- Zach

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

"B-b-b-butt b-b-b-butt b-b-butt...!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

"You know what gets me hard? WINNING."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

"That is my vision for the company. No ifs or ands."

Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

^ that's a winner.

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

looooooool

you gotta submit that DJP

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

I already have

Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

Takin no chances, good man

mister borges (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

that is one of the few times i have actually lol'd at a NYer caption, rather than mildly blowing air out of my nostrils and thinking "HMMM!"

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)


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