Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"Well, if you're so sure, you tell him what a naked short position really means."

s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

"We need to discuss the budget."

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

"No, you listen Cassandra. The Central Risk office says we're fully covered."

s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

"This is quite an unanticipated exposure to market conditions."

s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

"And that is how I really came to be known as the London Whale."

s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

"Now that the board has fully bought in, we can take the Emperor clothing line to the people."

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

"You're just not modeling them right. These are bespoke products."

s.clover, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

"We can't *all* have the four of diamonds!"

Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

Ya i think the emperor avenue shall be fruitful lets send it to the lurkers for finishing

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

"I mean, really - what are the odds that we'd ALL mis-read a department-wide email about "naked shorting and tradeable assets"?"

Walter Galt, Monday, 18 March 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

I posted a winning caption sometime back that i didn't submit. Great minds etc. This isn't rocket science, it's TEH NWE YROKRE

"Well SOMEONE is going to have to go get coffee."

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

"we must rebut this perception that we're motivated by naked greed. think, people, think!"

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

"i think i see the a/c unit arriving."

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

"no seriously you guys the tip is totally touching the ground"

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

"i wish once we could work late without taking half our time up with this eternal prada or armani debate."

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

Deep down, Clemence was still deeply uneasy with women in the boardroom.

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

"When I stand like this it looks like I'm peeing ants."

Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

"Please, Rachel, you really must stop chewing on that pencil."

Øystein, Monday, 18 March 2013 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

"well folks we've all seen the figures, and there's no point in dressing them up."

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

^ awes, tom is gonna shit himself when he sees that one

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

"i think i see the a/c unit arriving."

― don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster)

this, tho

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

"haha. boobs."

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

i've met tom leonard and i've never heard him be so clever in real life.

wmlynch, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

Im not that funny irl either, devise another proof

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

"And now we will fork their repos with our massive dongles"

emil.y, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

loooool

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

"As you can see on page 3, Lysol now accounts for 23% of our yearly budget."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

"Those fucking suppliers really left us holding our dicks on this one."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

"Is this is breast we can do? Um, best. Sorry, I'm a little dicktracted. Um, distracted. Fuck me."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

"This fellow Tom Leonard will pay dearly for his transgressions."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

"Team, Chatroulette is falling on tough times in this economy."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

"Sigh... No, Nancy, you cannot get pregnant from an Aeron chair."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

"I have reason to believe that someone switched my Mountain Dew with urine."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

Guys tom wouldnt touch any of those, up the game ffs

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

"Guys. Lysol. 23%. You do the math."

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

There it is

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

"Nobody laugh when I turn around or you're fired"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

"Chair was gettin' sticky"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

addition to yr first one: "we fell 37% below predicted growth for this year."

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

"I said causal Fridays. You know, where we'd determine the antecedent conditions that were responsible for consequent events? Come on, people!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

"As you'll see momentarily, the fiscal crisis has left me with only a stack of dimes."

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

"When I said dress code was business casual, I meant business casual at every other business except American Apparel! Of course, that doesn't quite explain why I'm not wearing clothes either, does it?"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

"Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Mega thrusters are go. FORM VOLTRON!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm really digging these new casual fridays."

s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

"Wow! This place is swank! Can I just say-- this ain't your father's gas chamber!"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

"Hey, I think this is a one-way mirror."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

"you know, i could have sworn the recruiter said this was a news agency."

s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

"Lena, you seem cold. Are you cold?"

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

"I like staring at your nude bodies as I work. I find it... erotic."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

"I bet my dick looks like ants to all those people."

Poliopolice, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:43 (thirteen years ago)


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