Rolling UK Comedy Thread - "Ricky Don't Lose Larry David's Number

He does. And he did a whole residency in French.

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Force majeure (French, “superior force", "chance occurrence, unavoidable accident")
In 2011 EDDIE IZZARD, the man who turned talking ‘Bollocks’ into an art form performed and sold–out Madison Square Garden in New York. He spent a three-month residency at the Théâtre de Dix Heures in Paris performing STRIPPED: ‘Tout en Francais’ (in French!) and then became the first stand-up to play a solo show at Los Angeles’ legendary Hollywood Bowl. It was an extraordinary year from an extraordinary man.

Last line pretty much sums it up. From his OWN website!

He speaks German too

fuck, really? I just got tickets to see him in Vienna. Wasn't expecting him to do the show in German.

Jesus. Couldn't make it through six minutes of It's Kevin.

Watching it right now, it's awful. Shoulder millionaires raised a smile but ugh

cookd & bombd is 95% disappointment too but twitter is full of people who love it, properly baffled. not just his all-star mates either.

is it a case of comedy nerds expecting the earth and humbugging anything less? or that twitter gives an unduly loud voice to people with low low low thresholds for 'funny' (cf. derek)? or that the sketch show as a comedy vehicle is dead in the water?

even so, the average quality of the sketches on anna & katy were much higher than this. few mild 'hehs' but not much more. does seem like he tried and failed to make it limmylike, with the bridging scenes and little weird outbursts.

oh and in an interview recently KE described the music of 1976 as 'terrible' and used the term 'plastic disco' as a reason. so he can pretty much fuck off. (shades of that quote in stewart lee's book about philip glass being vastly superior to any chartpop, which kinda nails everything iffy about the big guy.)

So you're saying I should avoid picking up Lee's recompiled Now albums from the merch stand next time?

It's Kevin is more or less unwatchable, although Shoulder Millionaires was almost funny. (on a side note, the commentary tracks he did for a couple of episodes on the FoF Series 1 dvd set are so deranged I can't decide whether they're any god or not.)

As for Gervais on Comic Relief, it basically undid any redemption Brent got in the 'final' Christmas special and reverted him to the worst he ever was. It just felt completely devoid of ideas, and the fact it centred around a throwaway joke in one episode only heightened that.

Undoubtedly the weirdest part of Comic Relief was James Corden's bit in character as the guy he plays in Gavin & Stacey, which was a rant about how normal people haven't got any money because there's a recession on and after 20 years didn't comedians think normal people were getting sick of perpetually being asked to put their hands in their pockets by millionaires who seemed to think their time (and resultant exposure) was somehow equivalent to cash. Especially Theo Paphitis.

andrew, yes. that's precisely what i'm saying.

saw a brief clip of corden talking to mcintyre in some weird 'aggro yob' character before i leapt across the room to turn it off. that whole skit sounds nuts though, what was the reaction to it?

Bafflement, mainly. It eventually merged into a pre-recorded bit (through that classic trope of going through a door) where he bigs up the GBP and tells them how great they are - which mostly looked like those adverts for The Sun with the guy walking down the High Street. Absolutely no laughs.

I had gone out to a friend's birthday drinks but felt like crap and came home and was in one of those moods where I couldn't be arsed actually watching anything. I assumed Comic Relief couldn't make me feel worse but I was wrong. So, so terrible. I mean John Bishop's entire schtick when he was presenting was about how Davina always kissed her co-host so he was going to get a snog and he was getting a semi thinking about it. He then got faked out and actually kissed by David Tennant and started talking about buying flowers and wearing dresses, using a camp voice. This is actually 2013, isn't it?

Corden's always done a weird bit like that (by always, I mean at least twice and it might have been for Sport Relief, actually) where he basically says "this is shit and everyone knows it's shit", hasn't he? He definitely stood up in character at the Sports Personality of the Year and told everyone in the room that they were a bunch of wankers.

Has he? It's the first time I've seen it but then I don't usually watch these kind of things.

ha, is that corden's standard event schtick? 10/10 for doing something 'different' but just sounds like a massively unpleasant misstep in context

I assumed Comic Relief couldn't make me feel worse but I was wrong.

dunno why you'd ever have this thought process, presumably there was dead air or Supercasino on one of the other channels which wd've been better.

that john bishop thing is super depressing.

in other crap comedy news, check out noel gallagher's apalling 'bants' on r brand's special xfm show: http://www.xfm.co.uk/onair/listen-again-to-russell-brand-on-xfm

incredible gap between how witty noel thinks he is, compared to how witty he actually is. bucketloads of small-minded smug conservative nastiness. t minus 6 months til his next 'hip hop isn't proper music' blunder, but i'm guessing the next one will be about women belonging in the home or something (cf: his boorish comments about adele in that daily mail interview last year)

as a maxim for living i wd say you can improve your mental health 10 million percent by never seeking out or caring about what Noel Gallagher has to say on Russell Brand's show on XFM

NV you should take him to the politics thread as yr Labour voter example.

ever since the 'inner life of noel gallagher' thread on ilx i've had an uncontrollable fascination with the grim world of noel g

yeah but like all great literature that thread takes you into a mind you wdn't want to visit for real

Me too. Amongst my many terrible ideas is a mockumentary where he and Paul Scholes buy adjoining semi-detached houses.
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ha, love it!

the xfm podcast is fascinating in that sense though. noel doesn't contribute much except to interrupt brand's flow with some jeering aside, or deliver a remarkably uninteresting anecdote. glaringly obvious that he's been pampered and tiptoed around for the past 20 years and has lost the ability to converse in any meaningful 'equal' sense. without a pack of acolytes sat at his side, laughing uproariously at his every utterance he flounders a bit, so resorts to little more than sneering grunts at the person who's taken his usual crown as alpha wit. (i get far too obsessed with orrible shit like this, i know)

Anyone want a spare *front row* ticket for Louis CK tonight? Feeling a bit poorly and wont make it. You'd have to come to Farringdon for pickup though. Charge at face value...

Watching Ann & Katy now and if I could find a YouTube clip I can't help feeling Congratulation! belongs on the "is this racist?" thread.

(i have seen that reviewed as 'Congratulations!' twice in the last two days, missing a large part of it)

is it racist? doesn't seem mocking or disparaging, just... daft.

Well it doesn't seem to be there for any other reason than it's supposed to be intrinsically a 'funny' voice. I kind of feel like since they dress up as comedy stereotypes of all the other races they parody (such as the Germans in various tv shows) there must be a reason why they didn't do blackface - which I'm guessing is that people would immediately call it racist.

If it's just supposed to be posh people talking street yout' language then it's a straight rip off of Armstrong & Miller's WWII pilots, surely?

the congratulating of tiny, everyday things is also funny.

(and kuntworts was previously done by mitchell and web)

congratulation definitely a bit dodgy, made me a little uncomfortable.

Did anyone see matt morgan's the mimic? 1st ep much better than I expected. Not exactly hilarious, but I'm fascinated by impressionists anyway so I enjoyed it. Some of the main guy's voices are really good, although his morgan freeman is about as good as yours or mine.

I like the idea of congratulating people for tiny, everyday things. I'm just not so keen on doing it in the style of Jim Davidson's Chalky White "wo am dat watty melon" voice.

didn't take 'congratulations' as dodgy at all. kinda see what you mean after it's pointed out but still seems to be reaching a bit. interesting to see if anyone in national press or elsewhere takes same view.

2nd ep of it's kevin was an improvement. better core gags but something about the editing and the pace mars it for me - fairly standard jokes often fall flat. possibly would be improved with a studio audience or maybe it's the producer (screenwipe's barry shitpeas)

anyone aware of this nick helm guy? keep reading his name in various places so checked some of his standup and wow is it bad. mindblowingly weak jokes, bludgeoned through with the most aggressive and retrogressive manning-style persona. ch4 and bbc3 both seem to be putting bets on him, check this from the former: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk2l2WZq1Xo and the latter have commissioned a (neither awful nor good) series about him as an uncle.

in happier news, a series pirate radio station has been commissioned by bbc3 and if the pilot is anything to go off it should be great: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00v5jj0/People_Just_Do_Nothing/ brilliant sharp writing, great acting, v true-to-life

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22456065

oh the humanity

Jesus. This current series of Not Going Out is painful, giving Mack more semi-autobiographical sitcom material seems such a wrong move.

I once saw that Nick Helm bloke on 8 out of 10 Cats or some such and he was so fucking bad I had to look him up to see if he was a made-up character.

Are there any good comedians in the UK?

saw mark thomas being awesome last week.

Mack can currently be seen on BBC One in the sixth series of his hit sitcom Not Going Out.

fuckin amazing

almost as amazing as them dragging four years out of The Green Green Grass

or six years out of that Ardal O'Hanlon thing (googles) "My Hero"

when you see what shite the BBC pays for there's every chance Ben Elton's thing can run for years

nick helm's rise to fame, supported by both ch4 and bbc, makes me impossibly sad. pure distilled example of lad culture gone old and bitter and angrier and shoutier. shocked that he's featured on richard herring's podcast, wouldn't think he'd be his bag.

i go to a lot of small-scale comedy nights around manchester and there's a bunch of great up and coming comedians out there - best one so far is a geordie guy called carl hutchinson, p mainstream but smart and sharp and not hateful.

that pirate radio show pilot i linked to above has all the signs of being a truly great cult bbc comedy, cf 15 storeys

Are there any good comedians in the UK?

do I need to say Kitson again?

Lee, Roberts/Kamil, Jon Richardson, Wil Hodgson, Nat Luursema, Stephen Carlin, Shappi Khorsandi, Hils Barker

Celia Pacquola / Sarah Bennetto / Bec Hill / Steve Hughes :)

pure distilled example of lad culture gone old and bitter and angrier and shoutier.

I totally get not liking Helm, but it's 100% a character, FWIW.

Kitson, for sure. Tim Key is still great. Daniel Simonsen. Claudia O'Doherty. Jamie Demetriou. Sam Fletcher.
But none of those people are "stand ups," in the sense that they'll have Live from the Apollo DVDs or whatever. But they're all a lot of fun and do some unique stuff.

Shappi Khorsandi? Really? She seems dreadful.

How so? She's been really funny each time I've seen her.

I must watch her on the wrong stuff (panel shows, mostly, where she is really boring)

Oh okay, I don't really watch any panel shows (and am kind of unwilling to extend a comedian's job to "must be funny on panel shows")

Yeah I remain to be convinced

are you only watching panel shows?