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― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.efcer.org/images/calendar/ym2005/ted-haggard.jpg http://www.csindy.com/csindy/2005-04-21/cover-2.gif

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh, dude will just pull a swaggart and all will be forgiven ... you watch!

i dunno man, jimmy had sex with a woman for pay. that's probably far more forgiveable to these homophobes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, for certain select die-hard evangelicals, i think this is only going to cement the belief that no one, NO ONE!! is safe from the temptations of TEH GAY MENACE.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Aaron Eckhart

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Never thought I'd see LaShawn Barber saying "Christians can be perverts, too!" Regrettably the intent is otherwise than gleeful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, for certain select die-hard evangelicals, i think this is only going to cement the belief that no one, NO ONE!! is safe from the temptations of TEH GAY MENACE.

oh bring it on.

TEH GAY MENACE VS TEH FUNDIE MENACE. GAY MENACE WINS.

please.

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

From the Harper's article: "He staked out gay bars, inviting men to come to his church" -- the jokes come so easily it's not sporting.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, for certain select die-hard evangelicals, i think this is only going to cement the belief that no one, NO ONE!! is safe from the temptations of TEH GAY MENACE.

hopefully for the slightly more reasonable it might lead to the revelation I KNOW AND LIKE LOTSA GAY WHO ARE PRETENDING TO NOT BE GAYS BECAUSE OF MY PREJUDICE!

these uber-homophobes' broken gaydar points to their comically villainous mental image of teh gays.

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell is LaShawn Barber??!?!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

A curious soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

From a review of that documentary Jesus Camp:

The only person to deliberately address the camera and make meta-commentary about the fact he's being filmed is Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, who grabs the camera and jokes: "I think I know what you did last night! If you send me a thousand dollars I won't tell your wife!" He -- and the crowd -- laugh, and then he gives the kicker: "If you use any of this, I'll sue you." He's kidding, but it doesn't feel funny.

the thousand bux is for teh meth, obv.

SOMEONE PLZ TO YOUTUBE THIS CLIP

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully for the slightly more reasonable it might lead to the revelation I KNOW AND LIKE LOTSA GAY WHO ARE PRETENDING TO NOT BE GAYS BECAUSE OF MY PREJUDICE!

I don't think it's pessimistic to think it's more likely this will result in to paranoia of THE ENEMY WITHIN and serious witch-hunting.

The upside is it may result in hilarity, what with Dimmesdale-esque self-flagellating closet cases, and (with any luck) the Evangelical church screening hardcore gay porn and judging erectile response to find aforementioned ENEMY WITHIN.

uh... or not. I should stop projecting my fantasies now.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

was he one of those guys who was talking about how they were going on a tour of bathhouses and clubs to bring the Word to the Godless?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i could see both happening, causing a schism - seems like there's been an uptick in soul-searching amongst evangelicals re their political misadventures.

xpost

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6550/107/1600/homoart.1.jpg

Nothing gay here

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, developing schism seems reminiscent of late-80s Christian right scandals/implosion. Just replace Swaggart and Falwell/Bakkers with Haggard and Ralph Reed etc.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

omg xp

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

god, the bald angel is straight mapplethorpe.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

more stuff from that blackshear guy:

http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990174443422/image3.jpg
http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990169448752/image1.jpg

dude has his own line of pious figurines, too

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Man, and I thought Kinkade was bad enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

now, Ned, has the Painter of Light ever graced us with something as precious as this:

http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990237947668/image3.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990237330213/image3.jpg

I want one!

(I'm not sure of the wisdom of having 'BO' on all his images.)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is a Kente Claus?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

An excellent niche marketing opportunity?

How do cherbim keep their little pudenda-hiding scarfs from falling off? Is it angel magic? The power of faith? Tiny boners?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hold me closer, tiny boner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Black Santa Moses has come to save us all and bring us Star Wars figures!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

So, Things Haggard has now admitted to:

1) Arranging to purchase Meth.
2) Arranging to get a Massage from grandpa-escort.
3) Arranging to meet in a hotel room for above two items.

Things Harrard has not yet admitted to:

1) Gayness
2) Extramarital Sex

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

ok here we go, something's up: guys like Jerry Falwell are going on CNN, denying ever knowing the guy.

Also, that the David Kuo guy is a lying worm to dare suggest that the Faith-Based office was nothing but a whorehouse of apparatchiks.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

SOMEONE PLZ TO YOUTUBE THIS CLIP

Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6rSjrBhUIA&eurl=

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh fallwellpaws

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

How charming.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

these guys are like serial killers - they WANT to be caught, the thrill is in the transgression, etc.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I really can't wait till that film gets to DVD. I grew up in a (comparitavely moderate) Evangelical community and attended Church Camps (97% good memories).

Is it as good and even-handed as everyone is making it out to be?

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

thanks! made my day. all aboard the schadenfreude express! xpost

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Just because I prefer to get my outcall massages from 49-year-old escorts instead of licensed massage therapists doesn't mean I'm gay."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

while tweaked out of my mind

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he has a chronic agonizing back problem that can only be treated by a combination of meth and massage, and the fact that you can't do meth with a legitimate massage has driven him into the shady underworld of non-professional ... massage.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I want to see a comprehensive breakdown of the dates and times this guy was actually in the White House, just to see if they match up with Jeff Gannon's visits.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

he advocates the laying on of hands, while partaking in the ephedrine of the soil

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Richard Cizik, vice president for government affairs for the evangelicals association, expressed shock.

"Is this something I can imagine of Ted Haggard? No," he said.

i love how theres always some dude who says this - yeah i dont spend alot of time imagining a wrinkly old dude getting teabagged in some econolodge neither!!!

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

id love for them to ask somebody from his church or whatever and hes like 'yeah i gotta say, ive imagined ted haggard fucked up on crank getting his balls sucked by a grandpa plenty of times'

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

MIKE JONES ON MSNBC RIGHT NOW!!!!

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

That'll be in the bonus features on the Jesus Camp DVD, I'll bet.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

PRETTY HOT FOR 59 TOO!!!

XPOST

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

ROFLZ

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Haha wait he bought meth from the gay escort, but apparently "HE NEVER USED IT."

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

"I was just buying it for uh a friend Dick Cizik."

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

"AND AS FAR AS 'JUST A MASSAGE'... WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TO CALL IT, THAT'S UP TO HIM"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

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live press conference

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

Also: Conservative Houston talk show host causes hit and run outside gay bar after attending drag show, identified by witnesses and hit & run victim, police and DA do nothing: http://www.click2houston.com/news/Video-shows-talk-show-host-inside-gay-bar-on-night-of-hit-and-run/-/1735978/8796136/-/70wedp/-/

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

weird and troubling. assume that once this becomes a national story, they'll notice that, hey, turns out there were a few witnesses after all!

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

STRONG AND CALIENTE

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

Buzzed Body

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

sweet tribal bro

― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Hey, ol' Ted just got one-upped, and in the same city even.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/01/27/springs-pastor-arrested-for-kidnapping-robbery-impersonating-police/

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 03:55 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Can't believe we're only bumping this once a year. Seems like same old same old by now.

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/05/19/hypocrite-anti-gay-pastor-exposed-as-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-on-grindr/

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 01:42 (eleven years ago)

This Duggar thing almost belongs in here too.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/05/21/josh-duggar-apologizes-resigns-from-family-research-council-amid-molestation-allegations/?wprss=rss_style

― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 22 May 2015 14:28 (eleven years ago)

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