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Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yehyeh, I submitted before I saw how long it was. Apologies to Dr Chalko if it infringes copyright etc. Mods, feel free to remove it if u want. Everyone else, read it coz it's gud.

toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(note: names have been deleted or changed)

Dear XXXX XXXXX:

I have yet to receive the payment you told me was going out two weeks ago. Honestly, I think that's pretty lousy.
This money is nearly six months overdue, and it's hard not to be insulted that I have somehow been so consistently snubbed. While this is neither the most amount of money the XXXX XXX has owed me, nor the longest I've had to wait for it (that would be the 9 months between August 2001 and April 2002, when I received payment for work published in the former), this is the end of my patience.
I refuse to participate in this imaginary, interest-free economy. If I witheld payment on my credit card for six month, I would most certainly receive a call from a collections agent. I certainly would not be able to walk out of Safeway with a week's worth of groceries on only my word that they would get their money "in the fall." Nor could I ward off the Phone Bill with similar words. And I most certainly could not obtain a bus pass for the month of September with a vague promise to pay for it in the spring.
I find this situation degrading and intolerable. Give me my goddamned money.

yrs,
Horace Mann

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Eric Stoltz

Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sundial - Fly Into the Sun

Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Give me my goddamned money.

Horace you're living an ODB song love it bruthah!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

In any case, the worst thing about London is that it never has any girls at its FAPs.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

MPAN: 1200039952017

Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnney B, I bet you wouldn't dare say that to my face.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalish, I know, I nearly put "Hey Dirty" in the subject line.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alwayson-network.com/comments.php?id=514_0_3_0_C

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kuleuven.ac.be/mcm/EurThrombosis

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

jel is very suitable for evaluating such dynamic boolean constraints

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(i cheated)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

jel is very suitable for evaluating such dynamic boolean constraints

that's on mine too!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Wolfgang Spelmanns In early 1980, we went to Berlin via London and went on tour with Gudrun Gut, Beate Bartel, and Bettina Köster’s band – Mania D. We all became friends very quickly. And Blixa Bargeld showed up in that crowd fairly often. Always dressed entirely in rubber. We’d all gotten into leather in the meantime. And Blixa was completely into rubber. I never saw him without a rubber jacket and these completely normal black galoshes. I always thought he must have incredibly sweaty feet.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

1. What's your favorite cheese?

2. How long do you hold onto odd socks before giving up on finding their mate?

3. Who was your favorite musical artist when you were 15?
4. What shape are your fingernails in right now?

5. Two scoops: of what?

6. What's your earliest memory?
7. When does your pet look funniest?
8. What do you collect?
9. What's better than sex?
10. What things are you brand-loyal to?
11. Favorite Dr. Seuss book?

12. Best meal you've had lately?
13. Peanut Butter and ________?
14. Who's your favorite poet?
15. Where are you going on vacation this year?

16. If you could change careers tomorrow with no strings attached, what would you be?

17. Whaddya drive?

18. What's your poison?

19. The color of the carpet or the kind of floor in the room you are sitting in right now.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mitglied.lycos.de/los_angeles/bla/bov.html

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

	
Emergency Contacts

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MVMEAKU1lLUC:www.kendallbruns.com/2002/2042_Bear.jpg

Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)


* note: independent but distributed by a Major is considered an independent album.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

how did you get our gonads in the first place??????

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

the Penguin Dictionary of Art offers just one meaning, and it's the non-objective one

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ixian.com/ead/misc/milkman-dan.gif

(I like a thread that tells me DON'T THINK - ha ha)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

If year built is more than 15 years old, please supply the following information:

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

riber name 1_859-985-

Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(that one is from an insurance company website - shitty grammar and all)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

HR {color: #C0C0C0; height: 1}

David (David), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Crushed ice, crushed mint, dark brown sugar, splash of ginger ale(dry), lots of vodka, shake.

Mandee, Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

thrush 1 0
Bellbird 0 1
silvereye 0 3
tui 0 4

isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

www.obutu.com/index2.htm

Not Saying, Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

[email protected]

animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

0838406025

Dan I., Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/pictures/FTnite3.gif

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

almighty dollar

Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://auspiciousfish.blogspot.com/ - fucking hell I am sad.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Command: XpressDV
PID: 519

Exception: EXC_BAD_ACCESS (0x0001)
Codes: KERN_INVALID_ADDRESS (0x0001) at 0x3d8f3008

Thread 0 Crashed:
#0 0x900042a4 in free_list_remove_ptr
#1 0x90004ccc in szone_malloc
#2 0x90004a44 in malloc_zone_malloc
#3 0x008d74bc in _Z19_ac_import_elementsP14__GLcontextRecjjjPKv
#4 0x008d78cc in _Z17_ac_CreateContextP14__GLcontextRec
#5 0x00990fc0 in OSMesaCreateContextExt
#6 0x00990b04 in OSMesaCreateContext
#7 0x00a71b84 in _Z16OGL_DrawGradient6AvRect10AvRGBColorS0_dS_10frameStyles
#8 0x00a66f00 in _Z13PaintGradientP6AvRect10AvRGBColorsd10frameStyle
#9 0x00f4da28 in _Z20drawPlayButWithSpeedll14PlayMouseUsageS_P7AGadgeth
#10 0x00f4e054 in _ZN7MonPane16InformAboutSpeedEl14PlayMouseUsage
#11 0x00f25d28 in _ZN7MonPane7PlayCmdElPlS0_14PlayMouseUsage13PlayPauseBhvrS2_l

jl (Jon L), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/40bca762/tonguesign.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 27 August 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

www.arista2.com/mp3s/hey_ya.mp3

(i have not yet gotten this URL to work)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

normal

minna (minna), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Mein Gemüt ist tot. Jeder liebt mich. Sie wollen ein Stück von mir. Ich bin hoffnungslos passiv und vereinbar.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Thirty-something
Graduate
Green eyes
Perfect Christian lady
Candlelit dinner
Slim female figure
Sense of humor
Extrovert
Where are you, where are you, where are you?

Let's start as friends
Seeking soulmate
Long-term relationship
Choose life
Soul sister
Hippy chick
The soul brother
Blues man
Genuine American
Frog seeks Princess

Someone is perfect for you
(When Mars meets Venus)
Do you wanna bet your life you're gonna be perfect for them too?
(Mars meets Venus)

New age man
Shake me up
Gay guy
Romantic
German
Indian
Long-term relationship
Beauty with brains
Mrs. Somethin' said...
Are you the one, are you the one, are you the one?

Someone is perfect for you
(When Mars meets Venus)
Do you wanna bet your life you're gonna be perfect for them too?
(Mars meets Venus)
Someone is perfect for you
(When Mars meets Venus)
Do you wanna bet your life you're gonna be perfect for them too?
(Mars meets Venus)

Here's lookin' at you

[note: lyrics meant to be transferred to a Notepad file]

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/grand_theft_auto_vice_city_packages.txt

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i also took a bit longer to get home today

Jen (nstop), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

kirstenmkenyon: she's not really a dog, though

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

StartService ()
{
if [ "${MAILSERVER:=-NO-}" = "-YES-" ]; then
if ! pid=$(GetPID sendmail); then
ConsoleMessage "Starting mail services"

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

rocco baldelli

rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

javascript:popUp('flamingos.html')

ge s (kissmyfist), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

[1]15.01 effective tax rate driver parameter

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

L.M.L.Y.P. by Ween

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/17/funny-pictures-this-place-catadonia/

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

As I understand transferred intent, there has to have been an intent to harm one person, and then you cause the same harm to another person by way of that act. Shoot at one person, hit another - transferred intent for the second.

In a situation where you're defending yourself, you are not intending to cause harm to the other person, but are instead seeking to prevent harm to yourself. If, during that defense, you happen to harm someone, then I would go into a negligence analysis - Did you have a duty to act reasonably while defending yourself? If so, what was that duty? Did you meet it? Was there a harm caused? Was your defensive act the cause of the harm - both actual and proximate? And what are the measure of damages?

Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 December 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/174359~Farrah-Fawcett-Posters.jpg

ghost kittens! so cute! (sunny successor), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

amuletrecords,

Minister for Compression Issues (electricsound), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.westendcinema.com/coming_soon.html

ljubljana, Sunday, 19 June 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

eight years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/0kAmJ56.jpg

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 December 2019 23:40 (six years ago)

Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 7 December 2019 03:14 (six years ago)

Blawan - Getting Me Down

davey, Saturday, 7 December 2019 04:49 (six years ago)

Tony Conrad

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 7 December 2019 07:15 (six years ago)


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