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I wd totally buy "CORINTHIANS" brand dicksheaths

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 3 March 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Give your partner the Word!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 March 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wd totally buy "CORINTHIANS" brand dicksheaths

Well, would this be for the lambskin condoms, and would you get Ricardo Montalban to do the TV ads? "Rrrrrrrrich Corinthian leather..."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I worked at Hughes, our contractor was Northrup for a B-2 system we were doing, and the Northrup peaople had some condoms made in a B-2 bomber-shaped package upon which "No one will see you coming." was written.

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 02:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, those actually made it into Newsweek I think

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Design condom packaging that looks like tuxedos for the penis. Market them as being for "The well-dressed man."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.milenariocomics.com.ar/06mar02/bender.jpg
Looks like a great way to get young kids to start using condoms. Hook them young.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 04:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did you just say that?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 09:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

MEMBERS ONLY.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Noodles is referring to the episode of South Park where they get given kid condoms?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whats sappooning hot stuffs?
http://www.angelfire.com/il3/timemachine/images/longduckdong.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

now i'm sad i can't use "no one will see you coming" (and can't think of an equally funny reworking), but "members only" is v good i think.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dunno why you aren't going with the whole piano playing condom thing.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm working on it, jel. i'm just afraid that the boyracer fans/guys who buy 'funny' condoms at gas stations demographic ain't exactly overlapping all that much y'know.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

'slippery when wet'

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

jel i am designing yr "symphony-brand" condoms!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

Poppagers

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

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