project runway season 10 - the post anya-era

who tf is gonna win out of these designers ?
can only see like samantha or stanley tbh
patricia winning would be hilar

samantha or stanley yep

anyone else and I declare shenanigans

They could just crown Anya again right at the last moment.

i'm sure they will find a way

Episode was sooo lulzy.

When Tim said to Heidi that she couldn't go with the designers to their mystery location because she lacked the self-discipline, I was like, "Why? Are you afraid she'll get pregnant again?" Cut to: Thunder From Down Under.

Amanda's face when watching their first performance.

Team "Hip" (-_-) and "Slick" (-_-).

That... tie (ascot?)... Daniel wore to the runway show. (On top of the CAPE he wore in the previous runway.)

I felt bad for all the fellas, especially for the one guy who couldn't even get his shirt off and the rest of his group who just kind of sadly slinked off stage after trying for much too long to tear off their clothes.

oh god the failed rip/reveal was HILARIOUS and so sad

Yeah it was like on those medical dramas where someone has flatlined and the doctorb is doing chest compressions FOREVER, "NOOoOOO you're NOT DYING ON ME" except instead of "dying," the TFDU guy is saying "staying."

Though I was thinking later, it's hard enough to sew clothes that fit, let alone clothes that are designed to rip off in one go.

I wonder how many asses Patricia grabbed while she had the chance - she was REALLLLY into it lol

Michelle, too!

Oh, so many lols when Michelle was all "Bike messengers are SEXXXY!" OK Portlandia.

lolol I was thinking the same thing

and she got actual KISSES :D

Go gurl!

she is married, tho
don't go gurl

How often do you get to kiss an Avenger, though?

When someone calls someone else's designs "dated," you could just call them "retro," yes?

omg @ Swatch plopping down. ~* swOOOn *~

WAU @ Patricia's look of death towards Stanley.

Oh god Daniel and his dress straight from the set of Dallas having a meltdown.

Oh gods Samantha did you know you just created a look for an anime/video game cosplay?

Stanley getting into a Twitter beef with TLo (o_O): https://twitter.com/tomandlorenzo/status/317451584042831873

when is Layana going to get kicked off? ugh

richard got a weird edit in like convos & reaction shots but hes also just a weird dude & spent 6 hrs making a bracelet so peace out

yep

I'll be honest, I loved Layana this episode because I am a schadenfreude connoisseur and thus delight in her spoiled, entitled crapulence. And Daniel seems to have followed his depressive last week with mania this week (all that talking over the judges during the critiques).

i love daniel in spite of myself
it might just be south texas chauvinism, or his mustache curl, or his zest for life

Or his bipolar!

Daniel's turning into batshit Joan Crawford with every passing episode. Dude is gonna SNAP, I just know it.

Lol at Richard serving Buzz Bissinger/amateur Vegas magician with his outfit for judging. No wonder you went home, child

I thought his outfit was pretty rad!!

O_o

Don't auf me.

you're lucky I like you ;)

My husband wished for a world in which he could get away with a shirt like that. I liked it well enough, but he loved it!

Dawwww! ^_^

lol @ the other designers reaction 2 patricia making it

they shouldve kicked off both patricia + michelle, btw

i havent watched this ep yet but can i just say that heidi's leather dress in the last episode made my swimsuit area feel funny O_O

layana is sooooooo 2faced
like high school level
"omg what is she weari--" (turns) "OH HIIIIII OMG LOOK AT YOU, YOU LOOK SO AMAAAAZING"

roxymuzak just blew my mind on FB

Zac Posen = Joaquin Phoenix + Buster Keaton

but back to the episode

Patricia's conceptual-ness is going to trip her up sooner or later. Richard hampered her, for sure -- but part of that is because so much of her design was still in her head, she had no gameplan and Richard couldn't follow her if she didn't know where she was going. Teaching him how to sew was kinda wtf though. I just don't know that she has enough, idk, mechanics? to pull all those ideas out of her head in the time she's given. 90% of her process seems to be just giving birth to the idea as she's putting her hands on the material. She's not my favorite but she really interests me. Part of me hopes she gets into the top 3.

Love Stanley. And idk, honestly I could give a shit about 'oh he's mean to Tu'. Stanley's the most direct of all the contestants, and the fact that he wouldn't let Tu pissfart around in his normal flailing-arms sandbox was kind of awesome. Everyone else who worked with Tu placated him that he was great, and he was like a fucking lead weight.

And I loved the whole 'Michelle CONTRAVENED THE LAWS OF NINA THEREFORE SHE MUST BE BANISHED' ... and coming into that challenge thinking 'oh this is what I would wear so therefore it will be great'...um. No.

maybe I'm weird, but I keep seeing Zac Posen = Joaquin Phoenix + Buster Keaton + David Lee Roth

so what you're saying is you've seen posen in assless chaps

idk I've turned around on Michelle (I'm not even calling her Portlandia anymore), I guess I should shop at Urban Outfitters more? Patricia has also grown on me, especially because hers was the only avant garde look last week, and though I really disliked the middle skirty bit, the rest was quite strong, imo.

Was praying that Layana would get Richard, for the lulz. The shade she was throwing at the looks during the runway show were also solid gold gif-worthy materials.

otm

i get posen = brando + jon lovitz

michelle i think is a catherine o'hara character in a christopher guest flick; she does the wide-eyed nonplussed look exactly the same way. i might have to start the season over again with that in mind.

I am really curious to see what Patricia could do with a month to put together a collection. She seems the most hampered by the quick turnaround this show requires.

I thought Leyana's top was a cool idea but actually looked pretty sloppy?

yeah I thought it looked like a bad craft project

I was blown away that Daniel's Barbarella tweety bird outfit wasn't bottom two

omg that was so weird. playboy bunny easter

Yeah a lot of times I wonder if being a str8 d00d is a disadvantage when my opinion differs so much from the judges, turns out it's just because I have eyes.

hahah

jfc they made this shit 2 hrs