New James Bond = Daniel Craig.

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Yeah, I thought it was tender. Water wouldn't get the blood off, but saliva would.

I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also, licking wounds etc etc.

I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

There were serious rumours about Robbie Williams at one point too, were there not? Ornaldo Bloomps would have been fantastic in comparison (actually, no, they'd both have been horrendous).

I *liked* Pierce Brosnan. I've never read the books, but he looked good and camped it up in some of the campest Bond films, so yeah, horses for courses, he was the best actor for those films. Imagine someone playing them for serious, ugh.

However, Daniel Craig was marvellous. As was the film. And you lot whinging about Chris Cornell just because he's Chris Cornell, get over yourselves. As a "Bond theme" (and let's face it, there *is* a genre of that), it pissed all over, say, Die Another Day. You listened to that Cornell song alongside the credits which were great and stylish and retro enough for a revisitation of the start of Bond's career but without the wavey women, and the whole thing just screamed "HELLO!! THIS IS A BOND MOVIE"!!! Is that not all one wants from a Bond theme?

(note, I never need to hear it again in my life out of context, but it worked perfectly fine where it was for what it was)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

xp - that scene was markedly better than Eva Green's other cinematic 'blood on the hands' moment.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

uh guys she didn't have blood on her hands, she was going sorta loco right then.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

it pissed all over, say, Die Another Day

I couldn't disagree more.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

The Cornell was horrendous...truly awful.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I liked it *in context*. That doesn't mean I like it.

Die Another Day I liked out of context. In context, urgh.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

meanwhile, let's hear an amusing review from the guys who didn't like Judi Dench upthread, with their amusing mix of disdain for both the "vapid 90’s feminist-Amazon warrior"(i.e. Michelle Yeoh) AND the low culture of the masses and their teen-aged, misogynistic, multiplex-going ways.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

Just watched this, thought it was fabulous. Craig is a truly great Bond, he's rekindled my love for the franchise.

There was Richard Branson going through airport security,

er, wasn't it a cardboard cut out? something to do with virgin airlines

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

I really thought it was him! They don't usually have humorous cardboard cutouts in the metal detectors, do they?

uh guys she didn't have blood on her hands, she was going sorta loco right then.

I distinctly remember her saying the blood wouldn't all come off even though she had been in the shower all that time, but perhaps your post is also metaphoric!

I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

At least I'm 1000% sure it was Alessandra Ambrosio.

I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

no you're right it was him, i just checked. maybe my error is a reflection on his acting ability, lol

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

uh guys she didn't have blood on her hands, she was going sorta loco right then.
Right, but that doesn't alter what I said. She had 'blood on her hands,' he 'cleaned it off.' It wasn't Bond being 'emotionally inept' - he was making a funny, dude.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

just saw this, quite possibly the best ever bond film. definitely the best in a long, long time. and the credits were cool! the song sucked, sure, but no biggie. but yeah "casino royale" is what the franchise has needed for a long, long time (and i think it's better than the bourne films, matt damon just isn't all that convincing to me) (tho the trailer for the "the good shepherd" looked pretty cool, maybe i'll see that).

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 November 2006 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

OK milo, the next time you're having a nervous breakdown i will remember to solemnly suck your fingers!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 23 November 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

I remeber reading about a leaked memo describing Jackman as "too fey" for Bond (and some other dismissals of well-known actuhs.

Read yet another "Could Bond be black?" piece in the Grauniad the other day, the issue being the difficulty in reconciling Bond being black and British in a way that suggested the writer may have never met the likes of me ;-).

I remember when Pierce stopped compensating for the shortcomings of his movies, which was right around The World Is Not Enough. Did anyone besides me enjoy The Matador, btw?

Badrock Example (Barima), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

B4rim4 for Bond!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Actually that's a pretty good idea. Also, Ailsa is absolutely OTM about 20 posts ago.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I wasn't fishing for support, but thanks for real (quite like the idea of playing Doctor Who actually). There was a lot of talk about grooming Colin Salmon for the role (he has a kind of black approximation of Connery's physicality) after he'd been knocking around as Robinson in the background of the last 3 Brosnan flicks. Nothing to stop 'em using him as 008 or something.

I wasn't a fan of the Cornell, but on reflection, think it could've been aces if a woman (Bjork!) sung it.

Badrock Example (Barima), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

"YooooOOOOOuuuu KNOW my NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME..."

Hm, I can hear that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

also of note: the rocky trailer got lots of roffles.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

how could it not?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 23 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

good question. but i don't think that was what the filmmakers were hoping for.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god, I had successfully forgotten about that until now. Thanks!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Stallone looked like a pickled pig's foot.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 23 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Bond!

gear (gear), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Bond!

gear (gear), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I was gunna say, Colin Salmon is pretty much the first guy comes to mind as a black Bond...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 23 November 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I was gunna say, Colin Salmon is pretty much the first guy comes to mind as a black Bond...

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 23 November 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Bond!

Duuuuuude.

Russian girl from The Good Thief as Bond Girl.
Directed by Doug Liman.

I'm there.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 24 November 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Finally got round to seeingt this. thank you Orange 2 4 1.

Supoib. Absolutely nothing to complain about apart from the titles which I thought were a bit Catch Me if You Can silliness rather than Maurice Binder's dancing girl glamour. I assume they decided dancing girls to be too tacky for the new Bond. Fair enuff.

Some wonderful scenes and Vesper ispossibly the most beautiful Bond girl ever, as well as the most convincing relationship. is it the first time Bond has ever said "I love you"?

The action was wicked and did not miss the silly explosions at all. Long but not too long. I wanna see it again already.

uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

I've seen it twice. Gonna read the book now, I've only read From Russia and Dr. No before.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, ilx has actually been down since before I saw this. Anyway, it's terrific and I'm now entirely less certain that Bauer could take Bond.

chap (chap), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Read the book over the weekend. Fun. Economical. Lots of recurring descriptive stuff, everything is "ironical", "incurious" or "distrait". Over the top misogyny, of course. I'll just quote this bit:

"And now he knew that she was profoundly, excitingly sensual, but that the conquest of her body, because of the central privacy in her, would each time have the sweet tang of rape."

lol Ian Fleming wtf

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

the sweet tang of rape

yes

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yup, sounds like him.

Movie has now made around the same amount worldwide as Die Another Day, which was a huge hit = odds are very unlikely they'll ease back on the style and approach in this one for the next film. Good thing too.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

I was surprised to find out exactly how much stuff they added to the movie. They could have done a straight adaptation of the book in about 90 minutes. The book starts in Casino Royale, with a quick two chapter flashback of the mission breifing, and the post-torture recovery stuff goes down just with Vesper gobbling a bunch of pills because she was a double agent without getting into any big action sequence over it.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yup. It was actually a fairly good stitch-job, actually.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

actually it must have been or I wouldn't have actually seen it twice, actually

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahah, good catch.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, I agree. I'm trying to think of another book to movie adaption that added more than it took away and whether or not it worked.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Blade Runner

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

well, that took a lot out. hmm...

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

It was so great when Bond went all hey kool aid through a wall

A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

they could have cut all the mushy stuff.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm on Joe Haldeman's(sci-fi author, most notably _Forever War_) listserv, and this was his take on movie vs book:
Finished _Casino Royale_ and found it was fascinating to compare the movie with the book; what they say about popular culture changing -- but more than that, instructive about the differences in storytelling in the two mediums. The torture scene in the movie is straight from the book (and could not have been filmed at the time), but many plot points were shifted or expressed metaphorically, and two important characters were profoundly changed, but not without regard to the integrity of the story.

A case in point is the basic plot turn, a casino card game. In the book it's baccarat, unfamiliar to most readers and thus explained fairly meticulously. Rather than slow down the movie, they used tournament-style Texas Hold-'em, and explained nothing.

The difference in believability is profound. A large amount of money has to be bet and lost, so in the poker game it's done with a combination of bluffing and absolutely unbelievable luck -- you'd have to play for years, a lifetime, for those hands to come up.

But the only way to win a huge pile in baccarat is to bet a huge pile and wait for the cards to fall. It changes the psychology in an important way, because nobody can bluff. I think the technical term is "balls to the wall."

Of course the role of coincidence is different in movies. Impossible poker hands in a book make me put the book away. But movies treat reality differently: that guy _does_ have a royal flush. I can see it.

I think the book's story is better. The characters have to be viewed with a bit of a filter, allowing for the half century that's passed. Women are primarily sexual commodities to Bond and the Soviets are out to conquer the world, preferably with evil tools. But after almost being tortured to death by a monster, Bond has an extended epiphany where he realizes that he is no less monstrous -- that his "license to kill" is permission to perform psychotic acts for God and Crown. The earlier Bond movies had a touch of that, and so does this latest, but the middle ones feature a denatured hero with a killing smirk...

I like the bit about the cards.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 15 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I just saw this movie on Saturday. It was fucking out of control. I loved it. (The torture scene was a little YEOUCH though.)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 15 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

I want to see this again just for the opening chase.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 15 January 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

they used tournament-style Texas Hold-'em, and explained nothing

Actually, one of the worse bits of the movie was that guy explaining all the hands to Vespa just to clue in the noobs in the audience.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 15 January 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)


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