My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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he was in earnest ppl!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nipples 3:19" sounds like a lost Bible chapter:verse.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post They don't, obv. Sold at auction for rock-bottom prices.

Still that seems exceedingly low. I mean a rock-bottom Cessna is what, $100K? And somehow I'd guess that they're nicer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine standing in the marina and wtahcing "Tits" sail proudly into port, the prince reclining on the deck, lazily picking his bellybutton fluff with a custom made diamond instrument.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

People were bringing boobies
to Jesus to have him touch them,
but the disciples rebuked them.
When Jesus saw this,
he was indignant.
He said to them,
"Let the little nipples come to me,
and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of Breasteses
belongs to such as these.
I tell you the truth,
anyone who will not receive
the nipples of the hooters
like a little child
will never come on them."

And he took the nipples
in his hands, put his lips on them
and blessed them.

Titties 10:13-16

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

RIP Biggie, you were the best

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, I kiss you.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is totally weird but I don't think I'm in the proper emotional state to keep reading about breasts. It's making me really antsy.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god and now Luna and Je4nne are making out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

woo hoo!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I would refer you to the horny commiseration thread, but it just makes things worse.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mind me, everyone, keep going.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well in case any of you were actually interested in my sister's goings on.

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/images/shera.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Aoogah!

http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/cartoons/cartoon05.gif

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What the...?

A Wonder Woman Valkyrie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

check the filename, my dear sir, and all will be revealed

altho, you may be closer than you think

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Shera? Is she some Indian dude?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vegalleries.com/filmationopc/49he3.jpg

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

my best friend from jr high and highschool's name is Shera (share-uh), but i think it's some egyptian goddess. her dad was really into that stuff. her older sister's name is merit (also a godess name?)

― JaXoN (JasonD), Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend works at Hooters as a cook. His brother used to be the manager.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

She-Ra, Princess of Power, He-Man's twin sister, you dorks from hell.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought they were cousins.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they were twins. There was one comic called Twins of Power.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard, that they are making a new he-man movie, last night.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that's what my sister was doing, last night. She was taking part, in the filming, of the new He-Man epic, as his sister.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v164/GAYZ0RD/He-Man3.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that looks like a party, that I went to, once.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Last night, she got set up on a date with Drew Henson by her friend, who only has one nipple after a mysterious elementary school girlfight resulted in it being bitten off. She continued the long standing family tradition of blowing off professional athletes though, so sadly the story ends here.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

A Christmas story to warm the heart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Who only has one nipple, the friend or this Drew Hanson character?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The friend. I'm sorry, that was kind of confusing.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, blowing OFF

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

She didn't want to date someone who can't hit the curveball?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ahem - 'blowing off' means the same thing as 'blowing' in Australia, except that it has a slightly more casual air about it, like you do it in an offhand way.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Well good thing I don't live in Australia then.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, my girlfriend is in Australia RIGHT NOW!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

well not to worry jordan, i live in australia and i never get to have sex (unfortunately seeing as i'm single), it's not like we're all running around handing out blowjobs left right and centre

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

An offhand, casual blowjob is somewhat difficult to conceive of.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It's harder for a man to conceive of than a woman.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

depends on what context you are using the word 'blowjob' i guess, for some reason i think of blowjobs as much more casual than intercourse, i dunno why

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously i mean the word 'casual' NOT the word 'blowjob' that really only has one context in this respect

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

someone needs to open a red-state chain called Packages. y'know, flight suits and stuff. paging Ken Mehlman.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Where do you live Gem? Because these Perthites seem to be pretty poly with their amorousness!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

:( interestingly, in perth! but lately it seems as though the only people that fancy me are people i don't fancy though, very disappointing. i blame law school.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes indeed. I can hook you up with some hot young gothlings if you want (one of them is actually dating an older woman who is a lawyer).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll keep it in mind jordan thanks! also i like the way the gothling's lady friend is an older woman first, and a lawyer second!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Older women are hottter than lawyers, generally speaking!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

My sister has finally got herself a new kind-of boyfriend. He has a job. As a part-time rodeo clown.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Does he not have the dedication to be a full-time rodeo clown?

― Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yr sister is the kind of girl I like, Ally -- slightly off her shit.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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