OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

elmo otm

GENERAL GANDHI ‏@Bro_Pair
It is a strange world where the forums mod with the blue dragon tattoo & interesting opinions about Africa is slain by Al Qaeda in Benghazi

woodmuffin ‏@woodmuffin
@Bro_Pair being gunned down by terrorists is the coolest and best thing a SA mod will ever do

GENERAL GANDHI ‏@Bro_Pair
@woodmuffin wrong. Moonshine was a mod and he got jacked off on a hayride by a mentally retarded woman

lol weird twitter nudes scandal, is nothing sacred

yeah wow, twitter fites

anime rapists vs racist transphobes apparently

my only question is where does dril fall

all of those dudes with anime avatars/attempts at making SERIOUS POINTS between all the dumb twitter joeks are pretty tedious imo

(i dunno anything about SA though ftr besides the smash mouth eggs thing)

it was kind of like this http://www.tehposts.com/

trying to read a complicated twitter fight or conversation between multiple people is nearly impossible

ok grandad

wheres my glasses

https://twitter.com/dril_replies

wint ‏@dril
lets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tract
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12h TimKania ‏@TimKania
@dril Nice try *Almighty God presses the 'smite' button on His MacBook, @dril shrivels up to a small grey turd, lighting strikes turd. Dust

SA mods are pretty much universally disturbed people

all day today I was thinking COWUBRANGO

"do you want something to drink"
"homer i dont drink anymore"
"homer i dont eat or drink anymore"
"homer we have to leave right now"

http://i.imgur.com/KxhYX.gif

tavern forever?

feels like @cboyardee

BUNTAIN

http://chickensnack.tumblr.com/tagged/simpsons

who is prince stolas

how do we feel about @seinfeld2000?

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

Amanda Bynes ‏@AmandaBynes 32m
I want @drake to murder my vagina

always sad when your pre-pubertal crushes grow up to be hot messes

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

;_;

prince stolas is a php script

well, sure

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Saudi Arabia’s top religious cleric has criticized the social media website Twitter, calling it “a council for jokesters” and a place for unjust, incorrect messages.

Haha pretty apt

"For instance," he said "this one guy @boring_as_heck, what a troll."

The Mountain Goats’ Twitter feed is manned by the California folk-rock band’s frontman, John Darnielle. From Siouxsie and the Banshees to Justin Bieber, Darnielle tweets about all things musical.

Read more: http://techland.time.com/2013/03/25/140-best-twitter-feeds-of-2013/slide/the-mountain-goats/#ixzz2OYxEkoae

140? fuck no

hey i just got twitter who should i follow

i don't mean i just "got" twitter, i mean, i just got a new phone

i'm looking at this time list and it looks pretty terrible all around

This parody mash-up of Anthony Bourdain and Ruth Reichl won a James Beard award in humor for brilliantly mixing Reichl’s poeticism and Bourdain’s profanity. The feed tweets about fellow celebrity chefs and “barely legal scallops debauched by onions.”

can you please all go to hell

the very first two people you should follow are @utilitylimb (honoring an alltime great who never tweets anymore) and @dril

I won a James Beard award for brilliantly having a beard on my face

lol i knew enough to get on dril right away

you should read through all of @utilitylimbs tweets theres only 664

sort of a classics scholarly vibe to it then?

i know that # because his last tweet is that he is going to make tweet #666 but then he never did and i noticed that he only had 664 tweets actually.... what happened to the missing tweet????????? i am forever perplexed

prolly then u should do @crushingbort @tricialockwood @woodmuffin @lowenaffchen @digimonotis ... i dunno ... really u should just check anybody who u might want to follow's favstar and take it from there

@katienotopoulos, @fart, @dogboner, @crushingbort, @leyawn, @conortripler, @brendlewhat, @tricialockwood, @degg, @boring_as_heck, those ones are like the best of weird twitter imo, probably leaving some out

i half want to follow all of the #informers on this list and half want to crack my phone over the corner of my desk

xp yeah idk what a favstar is at this point in time

thx tho! will check out

yeah and @lowenaffchen and @woodmuffin, @digimonotis an absolute MUST FOLLOW

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

HIGHLY recommend lots of nutty conservative follows, all the nro types and breitbart types

@PrinceTweets2U

this is not weird twitter afaik, just once it said sex aquarium