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lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

sew your hand closed and keep shakin it and keep shakin it

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

classic business meeting maneuver: go in for the handshake, but just as u r abt to make contact, jerk yr hand away and slick your hair back

it lets them know: hey this guy is p cool, I hope he is making enough money to support that swagger and also he is rly concerned about the spread of disease, he is saving my company i dunno a million dollars in healthcare costs and lost sick days also where did he get those sick shades????

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

shake hands then immediately have yr assistant give you a squirt of purell aka the george w bush

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)

more like the George fuggayou bush, shake hands and have my assistant squirt THEIR hands w Purell, they're the unclean ones

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

i always lick my index and ring finger (not nec in that order) before shaking hands

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

nah for real tho, best handshake is firm, right handed with eye contact and a warm smile, optional reacharound with your left hand depending on how familiar u r w them

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

shake their hand firmly and look them square in the eye, as ur friend sneaks around to goose them

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hip_hop_handshake.jpg

DavidM, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

do as the dogs do, for they have no hands to shake
sniff each others junk vigorously, what quick friends you will make!

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kjTNh.gif

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

i find that gif hard to watch

caek, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

o man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

John Mayer reveals himself to be the alpha in this clip imo

fuck you, Kanye, we are going to HUG
but I...enh...mmm

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

thats not kanye thats samuel l jackson.... dummy

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

John mayor of awkwardville

gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

this is how you shake hands in Hawaii

http://i.imgur.com/ZGYnc0A.png

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

arm wrestling?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

u link your severed forearms and suspend them in midair

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

lotta dick arms in Hawaii

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

a+ on the drive reference btw

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://community.artofmanliness.com/profile/Weezer1223

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

had gone down an amazon reviewer rabbit hole and ended up here -- what exactly does it mean that the proprietor of artofmanliness has the forum handle Weezer1223??

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

it means this: lol

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

that weezer1-weezer1222 were all taken??

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

on his own fucken website??

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

well, ok sure

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

listen it was only with great perspicacity that i was able to snag 'weezer1222'

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

trying to snag a weezer-related name on ILM?? well, let's just say there's a reason i had to settle for 乒乓

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

maybe he really likes the Fibonacci sequence but he's terrible at math

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

hm

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

ugh he's a fucking freemason, THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

I kind of want to be a freemason tbh

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

haha wow thanks guys, i think i've found my new nemesis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AxLaCltp2o

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

nazi queers fuck off

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/eaYImPU.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Oh Tulsapaws.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know why but I have the overwhelming impression that you need a diaper to participate in the Menaissance

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

Androphilia is a rejection of the overloaded gay identity and a return to a discussion of homosexuality in terms of desire: a raw, apolitical sexual desire

stopped reading here

steaklife (donna rouge), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QodvhOQ.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

nazi queers fuck off

<3 u goole

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

goole otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

and lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

i think it's a shame that men who hate women and blacks but like to suck cock feel so politically homeless

goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

haha wow thanks guys, i think i've found my new nemesis

― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:59 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha this guy is not worth it, so entry level

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

you're right, i mean that is one sorry ass powerpoint presentation, pfffffffft

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

dudes be watching mad men ergo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

do you think this guy's birthday is 12/23 and his favorite band is weezer and I just determined half of his email password recovery question answers?

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)


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