oneness
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
sew your hand closed and keep shakin it and keep shakin it
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
classic business meeting maneuver: go in for the handshake, but just as u r abt to make contact, jerk yr hand away and slick your hair back
it lets them know: hey this guy is p cool, I hope he is making enough money to support that swagger and also he is rly concerned about the spread of disease, he is saving my company i dunno a million dollars in healthcare costs and lost sick days also where did he get those sick shades????
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)
shake hands then immediately have yr assistant give you a squirt of purell aka the george w bush
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
more like the George fuggayou bush, shake hands and have my assistant squirt THEIR hands w Purell, they're the unclean ones
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
i always lick my index and ring finger (not nec in that order) before shaking hands
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
nah for real tho, best handshake is firm, right handed with eye contact and a warm smile, optional reacharound with your left hand depending on how familiar u r w them
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
shake their hand firmly and look them square in the eye, as ur friend sneaks around to goose them
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hip_hop_handshake.jpg
― DavidM, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:07 (thirteen years ago)
do as the dogs do, for they have no hands to shakesniff each others junk vigorously, what quick friends you will make!
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kjTNh.gif
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
i find that gif hard to watch
― caek, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
o man
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
John Mayer reveals himself to be the alpha in this clip imo
fuck you, Kanye, we are going to HUGbut I...enh...mmm
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:10 (thirteen years ago)
thats not kanye thats samuel l jackson.... dummy
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
John mayor of awkwardville
― gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
this is how you shake hands in Hawaii
http://i.imgur.com/ZGYnc0A.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
arm wrestling?
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
u link your severed forearms and suspend them in midair
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
lotta dick arms in Hawaii
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
a+ on the drive reference btw
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://community.artofmanliness.com/profile/Weezer1223
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
had gone down an amazon reviewer rabbit hole and ended up here -- what exactly does it mean that the proprietor of artofmanliness has the forum handle Weezer1223??
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
it means this: lol
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
that weezer1-weezer1222 were all taken??
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
on his own fucken website??
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
well, ok sure
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
listen it was only with great perspicacity that i was able to snag 'weezer1222'
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
trying to snag a weezer-related name on ILM?? well, let's just say there's a reason i had to settle for 乒乓
maybe he really likes the Fibonacci sequence but he's terrible at math
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
hm
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
ugh he's a fucking freemason, THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
I kind of want to be a freemason tbh
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
haha wow thanks guys, i think i've found my new nemesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AxLaCltp2o
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
actually no i think it's this guy:
http://www.amazon.com/Jack-Donovan/e/B007LF4QJS/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1http://www.amazon.com/Androphilia-Jack-Donovan/dp/0985452315/ref=la_B007LF4QJS_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1363797978&sr=1-2
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
nazi queers fuck off
http://i.imgur.com/eaYImPU.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
Oh Tulsapaws.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know why but I have the overwhelming impression that you need a diaper to participate in the Menaissance
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
Androphilia is a rejection of the overloaded gay identity and a return to a discussion of homosexuality in terms of desire: a raw, apolitical sexual desire
stopped reading here
― steaklife (donna rouge), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/QodvhOQ.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)
<3 u goole
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)
goole otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
and lol
i think it's a shame that men who hate women and blacks but like to suck cock feel so politically homeless
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:59 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha this guy is not worth it, so entry level
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
you're right, i mean that is one sorry ass powerpoint presentation, pfffffffft
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
dudes be watching mad men ergo
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
do you think this guy's birthday is 12/23 and his favorite band is weezer and I just determined half of his email password recovery question answers?
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)