lagoon and donna rouge now topping the list of ilxors I most want to shake hands with
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 01:46 (thirteen years ago)
what's that i thought you said hamshake yeah baby i'ma shake these hams awwwww yeaa get it gurl
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 01:53 (thirteen years ago)
the worst is people who feel the need to say MY THAT'S A FIRM HANDSHAKE
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:19 (thirteen years ago)
What this thread is telling me is I am gonna crush you all.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:20 (thirteen years ago)
NOW THERE'S A HANDSHAKE YOU COULD STORM OMAHA BEACH WITH
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:21 (thirteen years ago)
that's when you pull them into a jive/two step
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
bububuh shake rattle n roll
― Lucky Money BUddha (Matt P), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)
DOODILY DOOT DOOT DOOT DADOOBYDOOBY DOODOODOODOOO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:32 (thirteen years ago)
i shake plenty of hands and as far as breaking the ice socially it's pretty useful albeit sometimes awkward to be able to just point your hand at someone to force them to acknowledge you
the two handed handshake and handshake-grip-pull-into-bro-hug are also moves i'm familiar with, it can be funny if you dont take it seriously
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 05:11 (thirteen years ago)
i just mean that when you have as many male siblings as i do the greeting rituals can get a bit elaborate
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 05:13 (thirteen years ago)
whenever someone gives me a firm handshake i'm secretly thinking, dude you're not schwarzenegger, i'm not carl weathers, and this isn't predator.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:03 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
weird. i think the exact opposite during a handshake.
― caek, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:41 (thirteen years ago)
eskimo kiss or nothing final offer― lag∞n, Monday, March 11, 2013 9:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, March 11, 2013 9:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's racist
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:45 (thirteen years ago)
:DDD @ the last 50 posts
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:45 (thirteen years ago)
okay final offer racist kiss
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
the other cool thing to do is to grab their hand and shake it and then keep on shaking it and shaking it and staring them in the eye and shaking it and shaking it until
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
oneness
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
sew your hand closed and keep shakin it and keep shakin it
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
classic business meeting maneuver: go in for the handshake, but just as u r abt to make contact, jerk yr hand away and slick your hair back
it lets them know: hey this guy is p cool, I hope he is making enough money to support that swagger and also he is rly concerned about the spread of disease, he is saving my company i dunno a million dollars in healthcare costs and lost sick days also where did he get those sick shades????
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)
shake hands then immediately have yr assistant give you a squirt of purell aka the george w bush
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
more like the George fuggayou bush, shake hands and have my assistant squirt THEIR hands w Purell, they're the unclean ones
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
i always lick my index and ring finger (not nec in that order) before shaking hands
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
nah for real tho, best handshake is firm, right handed with eye contact and a warm smile, optional reacharound with your left hand depending on how familiar u r w them
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
shake their hand firmly and look them square in the eye, as ur friend sneaks around to goose them
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hip_hop_handshake.jpg
― DavidM, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:07 (thirteen years ago)
do as the dogs do, for they have no hands to shakesniff each others junk vigorously, what quick friends you will make!
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kjTNh.gif
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
i find that gif hard to watch
― caek, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
o man
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
John Mayer reveals himself to be the alpha in this clip imo
fuck you, Kanye, we are going to HUGbut I...enh...mmm
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:10 (thirteen years ago)
thats not kanye thats samuel l jackson.... dummy
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
John mayor of awkwardville
― gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
this is how you shake hands in Hawaii
http://i.imgur.com/ZGYnc0A.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
arm wrestling?
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
u link your severed forearms and suspend them in midair
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
lotta dick arms in Hawaii
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
a+ on the drive reference btw
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://community.artofmanliness.com/profile/Weezer1223
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
had gone down an amazon reviewer rabbit hole and ended up here -- what exactly does it mean that the proprietor of artofmanliness has the forum handle Weezer1223??
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
it means this: lol
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
that weezer1-weezer1222 were all taken??
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
on his own fucken website??
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
well, ok sure
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
listen it was only with great perspicacity that i was able to snag 'weezer1222'
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
trying to snag a weezer-related name on ILM?? well, let's just say there's a reason i had to settle for 乒乓
maybe he really likes the Fibonacci sequence but he's terrible at math
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
hm
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
ugh he's a fucking freemason, THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
I kind of want to be a freemason tbh
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
haha wow thanks guys, i think i've found my new nemesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AxLaCltp2o
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
actually no i think it's this guy:
http://www.amazon.com/Jack-Donovan/e/B007LF4QJS/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1http://www.amazon.com/Androphilia-Jack-Donovan/dp/0985452315/ref=la_B007LF4QJS_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1363797978&sr=1-2
― goole, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)