Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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wait, that's my password

hey that's mine too

xxpost J'ACCUSE!

i KNEW IT

wtf, that's my MIDDLE NAME

YOUR PASSWORD IS w41tth4t5myp255w0rdh3yth4tsm1n3t00xxp05tJ4CCU53!iKN3W1Twtfth4t5myM1DDL3N4M3

MEMORISE IT NOW

DO NOT WRITE IT DOWN

That password is already in use. Try a new one using characters from non-Latin alphabets.

xp You f***ing scammers! That's my grandmother's maiden name! Which I use as the secret question on all websites that require one.

why did I forget your birthday? oh no reason except I have to memorize a 25 DIGIT PASSWORD AND I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY BRAIN FOR ANYTHING ELSE

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nooooooooooooooo

DO NOT WRITE IT DOWN. DO NOT REPEAT IT TO ANYONE. DO NOT USE HINDI OR BURMESE CHARACTERS. SHUT UP.

DO NOT USE VOWELS. DO NOT USE KNOWN SUFFIXES OR PREFIXES. DO NOT CRY

YOUR NEW PASSWORD IS:
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Then stand at the bar and watch the barista like a hawk

As a former barista, I can say this is an incredibly effective way of making absolutely sure that I piss in your fucking coffee.

if i'm not happy with a barista i ~go to another barista~

sounds pretty straightforward tbh

another ia: when you suggest taking drastic measures to remove a stain from some clothing that has already ruined the clothing, and some bell-end goes 'NO NO DON'T DO THAT YOU'LL RUIN IT'

uh it's already ruined, brain box

burn it

but what if that burns it

lol

bell-end

i'm pretty sure this has been ia'ed before, but: people who leave their carts smack in the middle of the supermarket aisle while they stare at the shelf obliviously. the store was FULL of these douchebags tonight. it's not hard, just move the cart over a few feet or leave it at the endcap.

a lot of my ia's have to do with people not knowing/caring about how to exist in the world with other people.

i am so right there with you

thirded

I had three cart-pushing people just stop suddenly today in the middle of a crowded grocery store without considering that people might be following them or otherwise not expecting them to suddenly freeze in place.

I've only been out of the US once, to Italy, but when I got back I had a sudden realization that Americans are awful at moving in crowds and negotiating that other people might be interacting with them in any way.

most shoppers who take carts don't even need them; they're only getting a few items and could save a lot of space just by taking a basket instead.

arse hats

most people are dumber than the median imo

think it through

(unless that's just a clever math joke)

it's a terrible maths joke

"daylight saving"
About 10,100,000 results (0.15 seconds)

"daylight savings"
About 20,500,000 results (0.16 seconds)

death

time is not a supermarket

asda is

I always say the later... Oops.

Me, too.

I like the small carts or wheeled baskets myself. I rarely buy more than I can carry, but prefer to put off the actual carrying part as long as possible.

ASD I took the short cut across the park to get to my training course yesterday I saw a car park near the cow-proof gate and a woman get out of it. Looked like she was going to open a vehicle gate at the end of the fence. Instead she started picking daffodils from a flowerbed, seemed to pick quite a few, since she seemed to have quite a bunch in her hand.
This was a floerbed that had been planted on public land so that the public has something nice to look at on its housing estates etc. Just thinking that it would only take a couple of people doing that to mean there were no flowers there.
I'm just wondering if there could be anything I'm missing there. But it just looks like somebody is being thoughtless.
On the otherhand there normally seem to be stray daffodils lying around on the park near where I live. So is the thought that if she doesn't take them they'll just be destroyed by kids or dogs or something? Or alternatively, she couldn't afford the florists when she was going to visit somebody in hospital?

ANGER:

those things. that pop up. on every website. to get me to follow them on facebook. or subscribe to their updates. or whatever. I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE PAGE FOR TEN SECONDS AND THEN FORGET ABOUT YOUR STUPID WEBSITE.

BUT DUDE YOU CAN LIKE OUR BRAND OF FREEZER BAGS ON FACEBOOK!! SIGN UP FOR COMMUNICATIONS ABOUT OUR SUMMER RANGE OF MEDIUM SIZE FREEZER BAGS

probably even worse is when you open a web site on your phone and IMMEDIATELY you get a 'WE'VE GOT A PHONE APP NOW!!!!! TAP HERE TO DOWNLOAD!!!!' pop-up, EVERY SINGLE TIME. double points (and death to your family) if you won't allow me to download your stupid fucking app in my country, but continue to nag me with this dumb shit anyway

When people ask questions to their readers at the end of a blog post.

Similar to the DOWNLOAD OUR APP, which I hate, would be 1) sites that direct you to their mobile site where the content you wanted to see is nowhere to be found and 2) fucking Paypal guess what I DO NOT want to pay later! I want to pay now. I will never want to use your pay later bullshit so STOP ASKING ME! And bonus 3) NO GOOGLE I DON'T WANT TO USE MY REAL NAME ON YOUTUBE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

If not, why not?! Let us give you only 6 possible reasons to choose from, none of which are I AM NOT USING MY REAL NAME ON THE INTERNET ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

when 3) came my way i had no choice! the box that popped up only had one button so it was either accept or be trapped there forever.

I made the mistake of looking at bar stools to buy a couple of months ago.

Based upon EVERY SINGLE ONLINE ADVERTISEMENT I NOW SEE, I sure am glad I wasn't shopping for dildoes.

I have rotating M&S lingerie adverts on my work browser now after I went to the M&S website just to check the nearest shop's opening times once about 3 weeks ago. I only wanted to buy food anyway. Thanks M&S!

1) sites that direct you to their mobile site where the content you wanted to see is nowhere to be found

The non-USian equivalent to this is when you Google something and find a helpful-looking result on some company's website, but when you click on it it detects that you are not in the US and redirects you to a select-your-European-country page where you are doomed not to find any useful information whichever country you pick

Youtube anger so so otm, it's been pissing me off for weeks. Where is the DON'T FUCKING ASK ME AGAIN button?

"Keep me signed in" checkboxes checking themselves piss me off too (I'm sure I'm repeating myself on that one).