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I don't have a problem with most of the article in theory...at least until the list of sexy foods

But the whole thing gives off a weird vibe, like getting sex advice from a teacher or something. It's like, note to Cosmo: I don't think I want to hear from AB on this topic?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

when are Cosmo sex columns ever NOT creepy

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

exactly

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

The 6 secret moves guaranteed to BLOW his MIND

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

STICK A FINGER IN HIS ASS

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

6. "Use the back of a brush to swat his thighs when he steps out of the shower — wet skin is more sensitive."
7. "As you’re riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward."
^^^^ guaranteed boner killers courtesy of Cosmo

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

like getting sex advice from a teacher or something

from a.... sex teacher

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

NO

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Anthony Bourdain must be terrible in bed, right? Overly concerned with looking cool and he'd stop mid-thrust to talk about meeting Dee Dee Ramone when both were strung out.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

stoooooooooooooooop it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

uh have you seen his wife it's pretty clear who's in charge there

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

mid-Lingus "Oh, that's delicious. This is the best thing I've eaten since those street tacos in Mexico City."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

._.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

LOL @ "mid-lingus."

schwantz, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

mid-lingus ah um

C: (crüt), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

first time I read it I was like 'mingus what now OH nvm'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Gretchen:fetch::me:lingus

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

mid-aer lingus

queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

fakey 360 mid-aer lingus

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

I saw PLG pull a sick fakey 360 mid-aer lingus on the Dew Tour.

schwantz, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

loool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Last couple episodes of the CNN show are pretty good. Congo episode gets heavy with Conrad schtick, but I think I learned more about the country from it than any other source. It's a middle-age cool version of National Geographic.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

The Mississippi Delta ep was pretty good, even if more than half of it didn't take place in the Delta.

The recent Nerdist podcast was a pretty solid interview, esp the last 30 min. He gets past his normal schtick and actually has a conversation.

Survivalist Compound Row (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Nerdist podcast with him is great. Questions are boneheaded, but Bourdain is great when he gets wound up and passionate. Worth a listen.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

despite the title this is not as much about working for Bourdain as it is about making a go of it in the big city. livin' the dream

http://thebillfold.com/2014/06/from-recipe-tester-to-anthony-bourdains-assistant/?src=longreads

zombie formalist (m coleman), Thursday, 3 July 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Bourdain interviewed as season 4 starts up

http://www.fastcompany.com/3036090/innovation-agents/anthony-bourdain-has-become-the-future-of-cable-news-and-he-couldnt-care-l#1

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

Watching first season of his latest series on netflix, it's really good!!

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

This show is now 70% martial arts zzzzzzz

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 October 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

???????

curmudgeon, Thursday, 22 October 2015 04:17 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

season 4 episode 8. i watched it on netflix today.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

it's the one next to All About You.

scott seward, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

i think its ep 7, scott - ep 8 is jamaica

watched this after you mentioned it on fb. great episode, really loved his reminiscences of his days in the beach town - though when you see him hang out with the fishermen (like other similar moments in the series) you see that his tough exterior is mostly a bluff, and he knows he's really a media piker among dudes who, you know, are proper ornery types.

Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Sunday, 10 January 2016 09:48 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...
five months pass...

Goddamn that Houston episode was beautiful. Gave me a little hope for America, but also brought me to tears multiple times.

schwantz, Thursday, 10 November 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

This is the thing that shocks me. All of these guys [working with Trump], they’re like the cast of — they were the bad guys in Animal House, all grown up! Every frat movie, every meathead movie, Porky’s, Meatballs, the jocks versus the nerds, the jocks versus the hippies, any dystopian thriller, every film America’s ever done. These are clearly the bad guys!

This isn't massively insightful I guess but I definitely feel this way too.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets (stevie), Saturday, 24 December 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

RIP

, Friday, 8 June 2018 11:27 (five years ago) link

aw fuck no :(

and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link

Oh god, that's awful

Stanley Therapy (stevie), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link

Holy shit.

... (Eazy), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:33 (five years ago) link

Anthony Bourdain, celebrity chef, adventurer and television host, has died at the age of 61.

Bourdain, whose CNN series Parts Unknown series launched its 11th season on CNN last month, was reportedly found dead in his hotel room in France, where he was filming an upcoming episode of the travelogue. CNN confirmed Bourdain’s death and said the cause of death was suicide.

“It is with extraordinary sadness we can confirm the death of our friend and colleague, Anthony Bourdain,” the network said in a statement. “His love of great adventure, new friends, fine food and drink and the remarkable stories of the world made him a unique storyteller. His talents never ceased to amaze us and we will miss him very much. Our thoughts and prayers are with his daughter and family at this incredibly difficult time.”

and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:33 (five years ago) link

Fuck! Been watching this guy from the very start. Really bummed about this

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link

yeah, he always seemed like a genuinely engaging, curious-minded guy who was doing a solid job overcoming whatever issues had plagued him in life

he's got a young daughter too, right? really, really sad

and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:41 (five years ago) link

Fucking hell. RIP.

Simon H., Friday, 8 June 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link

Fucking hell

His close friend Eric Ripert, the French chef, found Bourdain unresponsive in his hotel room Friday morning.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 8 June 2018 11:46 (five years ago) link

Oh god damn.

how's life, Friday, 8 June 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link

Wow. What a shock. Very sad.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 June 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link


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