Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

and has learned how to remove a few sticks from his own butthole (always a few more in there!)

Why behold the sticks in thy brother's butthole but not consider the beam that is in thine own butthole?

to thine own butthole, be true.

so should i start this thread or

I used to be extremely introverted (socializing took energy, time alone recharged me, etc.) but over the last 20 years I became nearly as extremely extroverted. How does that work? People change over time, but I would have guessed intro/extro to be pretty essential. Or was it just mistake my erstwhile eXtreme shyness for introversion? Who *am* I?

That is what I'd post in your thread if you weren't too introverted to get out there and create it.

yes

Anytime someone starts saying something with "Is it just me or..."

Think you might be alone on that one.

Or was it just mistake my erstwhile eXtreme shyness for introversion?

ya i've recently come to think that i'm an extrovert with terrible social anxiety rather than the introvert i always assumed myself to be. (or more just that it's generally not a legitimate distinction to make anyway.)

A, I would be interested in an introversion thread, so I encourage you to go for it.

I'm still IA about TV audiences clapping on every beat when there's music.

wait, that was on the IE thread.

I get ia about clapping on the on-beat (the 1 and 3), but I've noticed a decline in that over the years.

the whole personality type thing always meant a lot of sense to me, it's not about "fackbook macroization", it's about the realization that different people respond to things in different ways and once you know what their motivations/fears are it's a lot easier to talk to them. you dont have to listen to people if you dont want to.

kind of a guilty lol at no one stepping up to start an introverts thread.

re: on the beat - between segments on UK Saturday Night TV talent shows the audience claps in time with the music (1! 2! 3! 4!). It's so oppressive and stuffy. Reminds me of elderly music teachers at school discos.

Along those lines, that 15-second segment on Letterman where they announce who's coming up next while panning across the audience irritates me, since I know that some show fluffer went out there and got everyone to applaud for no reason before the show even began.

(Assuming that they're not using the same clip over and over, which would also be irritating.)

A, I would be interested in an introversion thread, so I encourage you to go for it.

― Je55e, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:29 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of a guilty lol at no one stepping up to start an introverts thread.

― pplains, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:42 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i will do this but there's a bit much going on atm

- cereal boxes that don't have the name of the cereal on the side of them

being the middleman for a conversation via email where 2 people aren't actually replying to each other but instead only reply to me

seriously, life is too short for this

the whole personality type thing always meant a lot of sense to me, it's not about "fackbook macroization", it's about the realization that different people respond to things in different ways and once you know what their motivations/fears are it's a lot easier to talk to them. you dont have to listen to people if you dont want to.

― frogbs, Tuesday, March 5, 2013 7:35 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.agencyq.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Thinking-Man-Statue.png

or, let me put it this way: shut up

ball point pens that inexplicably stop writing...but then of course will write perfectly normally on "other" kinds of paper

they will write when you do not need them.

was it itt that people were ia about those tiny wheely suitcases? because sone fucking troglodyte just ran one over my foot and marked my new shoe

i like how if you hold just about any pad of paper to the light you can see the mad circle indentations of past pen victims.

My watch has a second hand that moves one whole second at a time (rather than sweep), and what makes me IA is that the points it stops at don't line up with the second/minute tick marks.

Dammit, nickn. I hadn't ever noticed that.

"They can put a man on the moon, but . . ."

SUVs that have been converted to low-riders. SUVS!!

looked in my rearview at the woman behind me yesterday and she was driving while busy chatting away on the phone using a retro telephone handset. really irked me.

seeing women behind me putting on makeup makes me immediately look to change lanes because fuck you rearending sons of bitches

ha, andrew. maybe she had one of these:

http://www.radista.info/basic_en/en_radio_unit_RU-2.jpg

WE NEED AIR SUPPORT DAMMIT

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/06/lennykravitzphone.jpg

Weird, I noticed that exact same second hand thing on a clock in a meeting today

pp i'm going to assume you found that image by searching "jygoslav ru-2/2k"

you just know this stuff

My dad had one, never trusted pagers.

Anytime someone starts saying something with "Is it just me or..."

― Jeff, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 13:46 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Is it just me or is it hot in here" is fair use..

I'll give you that. I was thinking more of "Is it just me or am I the only one NOT watching the Bacholer tonight?" Drawing attention to yourself when really you are just judging everyone else.

This is going to sound insensitive, but twice in the last week, I've nearly been mowed down by someone on a mobility scooter whizzing full speed round a corner and both times they've glared at me as though I'm in their way.

it's not insensitive, some people ride those things like complete arseholes

like, if you're travelling twice the speed i can walk then gtfo the pavement

Oh man this attorney who used to come to my old job was like that. He actually collided with me once (I was recovering from an ear infection that rendered me temporarily deaf in one ear, on his side of approach, and I didn't hear him coming). He gave me ten kinds of stink eye then sped off zzzzooom! I actually said, "Hey, watch it buddy!" because being run into by a power scooter turns me into a NYC cabbie c. 1968. Then I called him an asshole. THEN I felt bad and confessed my sins to a coworker who was like, don't feel bad. He's a dick! He runs into people all the time.

getting a decent hoodie out of the washing machine/dryer only to find out that the zip on its front has presumably been bashed against the drum until it broke off, so has no handle or loop that the handle attached to. Now wondering if I should look into getting the zip replaced. Bummer

if it's a standard size & common brand (like YKK) it should be easy to replace, can't hurt to bring it to a dry cleaner / tailor to ask

sitting at break around a table with other people on the course and the same guy sitting next to me decides he should lean out of his space right up against me. Not sure if he's aware of what he's doing but it's really annoying, like he thinks he's up against a wall.
Enough space for like 8 people to sit around the table with chairs perpendicular to it with space to eat what's in front of them. He comes in turns his chair to an angle then leans back. haven't noticed if he's doing it to anybody else. Probably need to point it out to him or try to avoid him coming along and sitting next to me. Which is difficult if the class is sitting as a group around a table.

when you walk too close to a door frame or whatever and tear a small piece of your pants....hraaaaahhhgghhh

I actually said, "Hey, watch it buddy!" because being run into by a power scooter turns me into a NYC cabbie c. 1968.

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