local businesses with horribly formed "names"

A+

They really need to have Pat Benetar do their commercials.

TELL GRANDMA YOU FELL OFF THE SWING

Lettuce Souprise You: all-you-can-eat soup and salad bar near Atlanta

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Pa_Ph/Party_Down/Season2/party-down1.jpg

haa

Recently opened tattoo and body-piercing shop in my suburban town is rather splendidly named "SORRY MUM".

that's funny though I think

was just stuck at a red light next to a mobile dog barber with the delightful business name "The Barfer Shoppe" written on their door.

http://www.thebarfershoppe.com/index.php?crn=231

What is BARF?

BARF is an acronym for Biologically Appropriate Raw Food. Biologically appropriate food is food that a particular animal was designed to eat.

Will feeding barf cure my pet?

No, feeding BARF does not directly cure any diseases or ailments.

Lol

"It will not cure your pet but it might cure your pet... think about it..."

http://www.abrasive-form.com/

Specialist in Creep Feed Grinding

not a nightclub

Blades, Vanes, and Shrouds

are you sure, because this sounds pretty fucking goth clubby to me

yeah p sure whiney tweeted all 3 of those

just up the road from my workplace

http://i.imgur.com/I1gpiQz.png

what the actual shit

I saw a cement mixer in Walthamstow today owned by the unfortunately-named firm "Jim'll Mix It".

hippy "therapy" shop near me was offering a workshop in "Tibetan Ball Massage" the other day. i am such a child.

Finbar Saunders-isms are the best, there was much hilarity in my office today when a co-worker was having "problems with his plums" oo-er missus fnar fnar etc.

i use balls for massage regularly, hur hur. seriously though, it's very effective. little rubber balls that release tension under your back and neck and stuff.

xpost

i guessed that was probably what it was but the initial double-take was priceless

Whereabouts in Walthamstow are you, Neil S?

I saw a cement mixer in Walthamstow today owned by the unfortunately-named firm "Jim'll Mix It".

http://www.modernmix.co.uk/assets/volumetric.jpg

that's the one!

There's a dog groomers next to where I live called 'Fuzzy Growlers'. Always made me cringe to hear my mum saying it / my dad chuckling about it.

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er....

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HEALTH AND BEAUTY AIDS

There is actually a non-profit called Face AIDS; I had to interview someone with that on their CV and was a bit o_O

there was a short-lived cholo clothing store called Homie Depot here a few years ago (though i would say "awesomely" rather than "horribly")

There's a Fuzzy's Tacos near where I work, and I want to eat there but my lunch buddy says the name disgusts her too much. My only counterargument was tacos, but it wasn't enough.

The possessive form of Fuzzy really takes the edge off what could be pretty disgusting.

their tortilla chips are seasoned with "fuzzy dust" apparently. I will go and investigate.

i used to wonder why restaurant consultancies exist

Robert Ludlum's The Restaurant Consultancy

next door to one of the best mexican cantina's in little rock:

Flip-Over Gymnastics

surely they mean for the kids to just flip over how fun and rewarding gymnastics can be, but instead lolz

Would make for a good record shop name.

not the gymnastics part.

I am just seeing Nuttin' Butt Luv for the first time and I am currently dying of lols

There's also a boutique here in Austin called Wear Art Thou that irritates me more than it should. It's close to the Bark'N'Purr though, which always makes me happy.

I can still hear my former step-mother arguing with my dad in the front seat after he announced that his new storm window company was going to be named "Home Boy Windows" because, you know, they're for the home!

"Honey, I took your advice and went with a classier name. I present to you, Homely Windows!"

''Wear Art Thou'' is so close to being reasonably clever (I'm assuming the idea is that the clothes are ''art'') but really fumbles on the third word.

"Wear art though" would be the nice aside at the end of some snide conversation.

Wear Art Chow: high concept body art place where everything is edible

the 'thou' makes sense just fine, just read it as imperative mood

although it would be better punning if the phrase "where art thou" was actually something, other than half the title of a movie

There's a new-ish Thai restaurant opened in Glasgow called Thai-riffic.

The words Thai and Pho are total wild cards... anything goes.

i worked (for three days) at a tea place called Infini-T. It would make more sense as Infini-Tea.