"ok, so we talk".
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
"Who are you, Snoop Mousy Mouse?"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
(narrating) "For a second I totally forget about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, and I wonder how clean that gun is."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
"Given the relative sizes of both the gun and the skirting board, we must both be enor-mouse!"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't be stupid kid. Nine lives, six shots, you do the maths"
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
^ good one
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 March 2013 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
Nine lives, six shots, you do the math
leave it at that and that's the winner imo
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
Ha i fuckin knew the maths would need yankeed
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
and the first part, too! you do the hard work, and we whittle it down to the purest expression
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
I bow to the decision of the committee
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
a+++ dn dmac
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, slept on imo tbph
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
Does anyone actually enter these into the competition?
For the "tall picture frame on desk" cartoon, the New Yorker's picked these three for the vote:
"Damn, I loved that giraffe."
"It's my extended family."
"I love her. And she can dunk."
All of these are unbelievably weak. The one about the three kids in a coat upthread is a million times better.
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
Threadstarter pushed to pin of collar, world watches
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
Can i just say that the new yankee workshop is the best
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
^^it really is, love that show
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
"i am open to negotiation"
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
"And from now on you want to be called big stuart? I, I got no problem with that"
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
"I will barf up your wife for 4 cat bucks"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
Once Upon a Time in An American Tail
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
9 lives, 6 shots otm!
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
"easy buddy, i'm just looking for the canary."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
"go on, make one more peter sellers joke. i dare you."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
"still feel lucky, cat?"
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
"boy, those fur trappers really disrupted traditional economic relations."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
"squeak." "meow." "squeak squeak." "meow."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
"I admit it was I who moved your cheese."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
awesome.
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
Y^^
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
"I don't remember there being a gun in the board game Mousetrap..."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
"With me around, there'll always be a bowl of milk to be found. With me gone, you'll never know what might be poisoned."
― Øystein, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
Feel like a splicin of the nine lives with dirty harry could do it, eg
"now, i know what you're thinkin. have i four lives left, or only three?" kind of thing
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
Oh, good idea. But judging by the finalists for the tall frame one, I expect one would stand a better chance with something like "Eek! A mouse!"
― Øystein, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
Ya but we have to be true to ourselves
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
a+ for the dirty harry joke.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
its nice to have some fun cartoons to work with after the totally hopeless stuff they were throwing up there for a while.
Amen to that
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 01:14 (thirteen years ago)
still really feel like there should be two competitions, one for the "unlock the caption that makes sense of the cartoon" competition that they so clearly enjoy running, and another for a "caption that would actually be in a real new yorker cartoon"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 11:24 (thirteen years ago)
i always aim for "real new yorker"
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
Roger Ebert's contribution makes no sense:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/my-entry-371-in-new-yorker-car.html
If the Dirty Harry one doesn't one, I am considering cancelling my subscription.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
"doesn't WIN..."
― Josefa, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/03/18/p465/130318_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 11 March 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
"Looks like it's only you and me putting in for Florian's leaving present"
― Mark G, Monday, 11 March 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
The office's no-coffee policy has led to some extreme measures.
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:27 (thirteen years ago)
"We're a start-up."
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
"BOOP BLEEP"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
"I don't know what's in the 'P.C. Vey' drawer but I'm dying to find out. We'll wait until he needs to be rewound."
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
Everyone's been so tightly wound lately.
― s.clover, Monday, 11 March 2013 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
"Funnily enough, parts and maintenance actually works out more expensive. But they really piss Michael Moore off"
― darrrrggghhh daylight savings (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 16:42 (thirteen years ago)