"Here's the deal: I get the milk, you get the cheese. And if mouse-scum fucks with you in there, give 'em the holes."
― Grampsy, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
"That's ridiculous, your tiny finger can't even reach the trigger."
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
"This is a mousehole-d up."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:40 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't blame me, bro! I was born with a face like this, and I never put those pics online."
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:42 (thirteen years ago)
"You're just using that gun to compensate for a small penis."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't point that gun at me. I didn't remove that section of wall with the Banksy piece on it."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm a cat. I don't have any money."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
"I know that Blue Peter is trying to be more 'street', but you're not going to pass the audition like this."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
"Your names not down you're not coming in. And I've got a gun. And you're clearly to big to get through the door."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
"A gun doesn't make you a big man, Stuart."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
"I used to have a sawn-off shotgun, but it was too big to be practical."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
"Calm down, I just want to see the big cheese."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:58 (thirteen years ago)
"This aint Florida, buddy."
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
"it would be easier to pun on this situation if you had a musket rather than a revolver."
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
"ok, so we talk".
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
"Who are you, Snoop Mousy Mouse?"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
(narrating) "For a second I totally forget about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing, and I wonder how clean that gun is."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
"Given the relative sizes of both the gun and the skirting board, we must both be enor-mouse!"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't be stupid kid. Nine lives, six shots, you do the maths"
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
^ good one
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 March 2013 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
Nine lives, six shots, you do the math
leave it at that and that's the winner imo
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
Ha i fuckin knew the maths would need yankeed
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
and the first part, too! you do the hard work, and we whittle it down to the purest expression
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
I bow to the decision of the committee
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
a+++ dn dmac
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, slept on imo tbph
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
Does anyone actually enter these into the competition?
For the "tall picture frame on desk" cartoon, the New Yorker's picked these three for the vote:
"Damn, I loved that giraffe."
"It's my extended family."
"I love her. And she can dunk."
All of these are unbelievably weak. The one about the three kids in a coat upthread is a million times better.
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
Threadstarter pushed to pin of collar, world watches
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
Can i just say that the new yankee workshop is the best
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
^^it really is, love that show
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
"i am open to negotiation"
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
"And from now on you want to be called big stuart? I, I got no problem with that"
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
"I will barf up your wife for 4 cat bucks"
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
Once Upon a Time in An American Tail
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
9 lives, 6 shots otm!
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
"easy buddy, i'm just looking for the canary."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
"go on, make one more peter sellers joke. i dare you."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
"still feel lucky, cat?"
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
"boy, those fur trappers really disrupted traditional economic relations."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
"squeak." "meow." "squeak squeak." "meow."
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
"I admit it was I who moved your cheese."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
awesome.
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
Y^^
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
"I don't remember there being a gun in the board game Mousetrap..."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
"With me around, there'll always be a bowl of milk to be found. With me gone, you'll never know what might be poisoned."
― Øystein, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
Feel like a splicin of the nine lives with dirty harry could do it, eg
"now, i know what you're thinkin. have i four lives left, or only three?" kind of thing
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
Oh, good idea. But judging by the finalists for the tall frame one, I expect one would stand a better chance with something like "Eek! A mouse!"
― Øystein, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
Ya but we have to be true to ourselves
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
a+ for the dirty harry joke.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 01:10 (thirteen years ago)