Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

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jose will absolutely love being crawled back to

really don't think city's the goer it looks

r|t|c, Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

Mancini is doin a poor enough job at city that it looks a worse gig than it is.

bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

Mourinho wants the United job and I think going to City could well close that avenue off.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:22 (thirteen years ago)

I mean obviously Mourinho loves trolling and the Glazers are unlikely to care too much about fan opposition but it's still difficult to envisage that route working out.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:23 (thirteen years ago)

Mancini is the best manager in England in the last fifteen months*!

*not counting the last seven

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:23 (thirteen years ago)

he wasn't that good for the other eight

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

121. jmpstamford
17 minutes ago

Bring back di Matteo
Give Frankie a 10-year contract if he wants it.
RA- you provide the money but let the manager run the club and stop butting in. Rome was not built in a day. Why fire the manager who gave you what you wanted all along- the Champions League trophy?

RA-listen to the fans-if we stop turning up to matches where will your finances be then?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

Omg

bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

"if the club loses money at this rate I'll have to close it down - in 60 years"

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

his main problem is that his christian name alliterates nicely with rant. if he was called miguel he'd probably have only had a few forgotten outbursts in his career.

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 February 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

Miguel mouthful

bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

"wrath of fergie" gets 34k results. "fergie's fury" just 8k.

sadly no results for "the not insubstantial ire of fergie"

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

About 226 results for "Fergie pique" but I doubt that's what they're talking about.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

No results found for "andre villas bollocking".

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

"i was saying boo-nitez"
About 29 results (0.28 seconds)

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

What's 'wrath of fergie' referencing?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

ill-advised fan remake of Star Trek II

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

Downing fraggle rock

bbag bbag my nebby shot me down (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

"Fergie fumes"
About 15,600 results

(might be a reference to a roadside incident)

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

No results found for "Pardew pontificates"

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 March 2013 07:42 (thirteen years ago)

No results found for "Jol jests".

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 March 2013 07:59 (thirteen years ago)

"Benitez blames"
About 11,500 results

"Benitez blames himself"
2 results (the first of which is a post by number none on ilx

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:00 (thirteen years ago)

Haha! And that post is itself a prehash of this same gag. Though it does reckon there're more than two million hits for it, so it's inconclusive imo

Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

You can prove anything with fachts

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:43 (thirteen years ago)

There's seven games until Chelsea come to Anfield. He's got to still be there for that.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 March 2013 10:04 (thirteen years ago)

Rafa?

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:12 (thirteen years ago)

tumbleweed.gif

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:15 (thirteen years ago)

At Valencia he had briefly infuriated his players by banning normal ice cream from the training ground – he preferred a variety made from skimmed milk and rice – even if success on the pitch won them over.

r|t|c, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

just make the ice cream van do enough laps of the ground while the players chase it, surely

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

he is really shredding his mystique

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/happy/grand/37d7298c644687e1586b4fca8f25d1c3.gif

Number None, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

Berb! No!

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

Fergie wouldn't have stood for this shite

Number None, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Is it too late for ILF to do one?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

important link http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fulham/158212/football-art-dimitar-berbatov-draws-celebrity-caricatures-on-the-side-photos.html

bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 1 March 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

About 226 results for "Fergie pique" but I doubt that's what they're talking about.

About 15,100,000 results (no honestly) for "Gerrard pique".

Didn't realise Stevie G was so irascible.

.... the rest look like Dudley Sutton (Tom D.), Friday, 1 March 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

you've obviously never DJ-ed in a pub he's been visiting

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

Couple bros, chillin'.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BESfgkPCAAAuMGY.jpg

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 1 March 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

poch...punch...1st day of the month...

ok forget it

jabba hands, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

^^nah, that's p good.

punch looks like he's not wearing anything under that jacket.

So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

never have I seen such an excellent pun so demurely retracted

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

Chelsea banner calling for unity "DIVIDED WE FALL #RAFAOUT"

uh

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/Chelsearory/status/307390422362243072/photo/1/large
ARMED FOR THE MATCH. #cfc. #RafaOut.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEQR9eTCQAAJ_af.jpg

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

If Abramovich is going to sack him, he should appoint him permanently first just for the lols

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Fox, Puncheon, Ramirez, Cork, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Lambert. Subs: Kelvin Davis, Steven Davis, Rodriguez, Ward-Prowse, Do Prado, Richardson, Shaw.

QPR: Julio Cesar, Bosingwa, Samba, Hill, Traore, Park, Granero, Mbia, Hoilett, Bothroyd, Remy. Subs: Green, Taarabt, Mackie, Onuoha, Jenas, Da Silva, Townsend.

r|t|c, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

if i had the strength to care anymore i'd raise an eyebrow at that xi

4-3-3 ought to be an idea but bothroyd can't hold it up for toffee so whatever

i invite anyone to come up with a better thought before kicking the chair away than "hmm do i select park or jenas"

r|t|c, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

totally shapeless so far, saints all over us w/o breaking sweat, mbia park granero utterly invisible, samba a donkey

i'll wait til the first goal then fuck off somewhere

oh my god we've scored

r|t|c, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INMhZzDqy8c

r|t|c, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

lol fox & yoshida

r|t|c, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

we've got berbatooov

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

clasico on a 3pm saturday kick off is twisting my melon man

r|t|c, Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)


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