Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

Yeah but you know, if they're in the Europa League next season it won't be the fans' fault.

I mean there's a moral here about clubs just riding roughshod over the views of their fans but hey it's Chelsea fans and anything that makes them unhappy is fine with me.

From the BBC:

We asked you earlier where Rafael Benitez ranks, by win percentage, out of the 14 managers who have been in charge of Chelsea during the Premier League era. The answer is ninth, with a win percentage of 51.9%.

Here are the rankings, courtesy of Opta.

1. Guus Hiddink (72.7%). 2. Jose Mourinho (67.6%). 3. Avram Grant (66.7%). 4. Carlo Ancelotti (62.6%) 5. Roberto Di Matteo (61.9%) 6. Felipe Scolari (55.6%) 7. Claudio Ranieri (53.3%) 8. Gianluca Vialli (52.9%) 9. Rafael Benitez (51.9%) 10. Ruud Gullit (50.0%) 11. Andre Villas-Boas (47.5%) 12. David Webb (38.5%) 13. Ian Porterfield (36.1%) 14. Glenn Hoddle (33.8%).

I've now read the whole transcript, and it really comes out of nowhere - he gets asked whether the FA Cup is really important to Chelsea since they have Man U next in the league and he goes off on one. In the interview afterwards he appears to claim he didn't know he was interim manager because it was lost in Spanish-English translation and because he has an agent.

He should probably fire that agent.

But then who whould get him a job?

That agent helped get him £2-3m for a job he doesn't have to give a shit about being successful in, fucking up a club he doesn't like.

i don't think he went there not liking them?

obviously the more simple-minded amongst the Chelsea fans are struggling with the idea that a manager of another club might be negative about you while he's working for them

I don't know, the Inter experience (of a similar tenure and with a far better side) suggests the correct answer is that he's shit rather than deliberately fucking anything up. Did he say "three or four players away" during the January window? I can't remember.

it's pretty obvious he's just not v good at his job

Answering myself, he did:

"You have to keep (evolving). That means you have to keep bringing in good new players."

Such comments raise questions as to how many new players will be arriving at Stamford Bridge this summer.

"Every year you have to bring in someone else," Benitez added.

"The English question is something you have to consider, but this year you have three or four players.

I'm bewildered as to why he bothered trying to reshape the team. They were doing well enough, he could've massaged egos and coasted to third without any damage to himself.

no, he didn't xp to aldo.

That's a hell of a misquote from 9th Jan then.

3 or 4 players away? where does he say that?

I'll give you that.

Xp to IK like dimatteo you mean? Thats all the chelsea job is since mourinho left

Really what he needs to do is find a decently-resourced second-tier European club he can take time to shape into a real force but Rafa seems to have got it into his head that he's a Megaclub Manager now. He'll fail time and time again in that regard because they just won't have the patience with him.

He's got a fitful skillset alright

Yeah, like di Matteo - it's not what Chelsea need, but give them what they need and you get sacked anyway, and look stupid to boot

i think his man management and PR stats might be a bit low for the full glare of the spotlight

They said the same about AVB last year and he's not done too badly in that regard this season. It's more likely there's just a uniquely toxic atmosphere around Chelsea that makes it impossible for any manager who isn't revered by both the Chairman and the dressing room (ie pretty much no one who would want the job).

Maybe Rafa found out they've got Mourinho lined up already and threw his toys out of the pram, I dunno.

For Chairman read owner there. No idea what Bruce Buck does.

I'd assumed Mourinho would come back to Chelsea, but he's way too smart to risk this kind of damage so I guess Manchester it is.

OMG imagine Mancini at Chelsea.

Not a great jump tbph

jose will absolutely love being crawled back to

really don't think city's the goer it looks

Mancini is doin a poor enough job at city that it looks a worse gig than it is.

Mourinho wants the United job and I think going to City could well close that avenue off.

I mean obviously Mourinho loves trolling and the Glazers are unlikely to care too much about fan opposition but it's still difficult to envisage that route working out.

Mancini is the best manager in England in the last fifteen months*!

*not counting the last seven

he wasn't that good for the other eight

121. jmpstamford
17 minutes ago

Bring back di Matteo
Give Frankie a 10-year contract if he wants it.
RA- you provide the money but let the manager run the club and stop butting in. Rome was not built in a day. Why fire the manager who gave you what you wanted all along- the Champions League trophy?

RA-listen to the fans-if we stop turning up to matches where will your finances be then?

Omg

"if the club loses money at this rate I'll have to close it down - in 60 years"

his main problem is that his christian name alliterates nicely with rant. if he was called miguel he'd probably have only had a few forgotten outbursts in his career.

Miguel mouthful

"wrath of fergie" gets 34k results. "fergie's fury" just 8k.

sadly no results for "the not insubstantial ire of fergie"

About 226 results for "Fergie pique" but I doubt that's what they're talking about.

No results found for "andre villas bollocking".

"i was saying boo-nitez"
About 29 results (0.28 seconds)

What's 'wrath of fergie' referencing?

ill-advised fan remake of Star Trek II

Downing fraggle rock

"Fergie fumes"
About 15,600 results

(might be a reference to a roadside incident)

No results found for "Pardew pontificates"

No results found for "Jol jests".

"Benitez blames"
About 11,500 results

"Benitez blames himself"
2 results (the first of which is a post by number none on ilx

Haha! And that post is itself a prehash of this same gag. Though it does reckon there're more than two million hits for it, so it's inconclusive imo

You can prove anything with fachts

There's seven games until Chelsea come to Anfield. He's got to still be there for that.