MAGIC MIKE, the male stripper movie starring channing tatum, matthew mcconaughey, dir. Steven Soderbergh

lol

it did make me wonder... do these places really exist? I mean, is Chippendale's still in business? the whole phenomenon of straight women going to male strip clubs seems completely unreal to me, have literally never met any women who have done this, nor do I even know where they would go - all the male strip clubs I'm aware of are 100% gay.

I believe they are all in Vegas and Atlanta now

(the most hilarious thing about Atlanta that I noticed in my last visit was that every neighborhood we drove through had a local strip club and/or sex shop)

most of our strip clubs are car-themed

There's a big strip club in Windsor that's quite famous because they can get away with full frontal nudity and the American strip clubs can't. My bridal party wanted to go there for my bachelorette party but I didn't want too because it seemed pretty unappealing to me -- someone who had been there once told me you could see the crabs jumping off the guys' pubes.

there's a huge srip club off the freeway on my drive to work, for a while it was right next to a huge billboard for a Tahoe Casino advertising LOOSE SLOTS

Sorry, I just grossed myself out with that so I apologize to the rest of y'all. xp

*cancels lunch plans*

ugh

Shakey, Tampa is all strip clubs.

male strip clubs?

that cater to hetero women?

Midget strip clubs, nun strip clubs.

you name it, they strip

I would believe that Windsor strippers would have crabs.

I think there is a male stripper night at a Toronto strip club here but otherwise the men are only in gay clubs. As a lady myself the only one I've ever been to had female strippers, I went with a lesbian friend who'd just suffered a breakup. :)

it did make me wonder... do these places really exist? I mean, is Chippendale's still in business?

shakey mo, in a video rental store.

i finally saw this and mostly dug it. Morbs otm that the more serious it gets the more of a drag it becomes. it didnt really earn the Saturday Night Fever ending

cody horn gave one of the most annoying performances i've seen in a while. even when she's not saying anything in the single intonation she's capable of, she's making weird shapes with her dumb mouth and looking vacant and naggy and basically driving me insane

one of the funniest things about it was kevin nash looking like he didnt even rehearse any of the dances. there was one point where all the guys were doing their coordinated routine and he's the only one whose lower body is completely motionless.

His incompetence at stripping was absolutely mesmerizing.

I'm just glad I still don't know what "Pony" is.

there's a bar called Pony across the street from me. I don't remember why I bookmarked this thread tho

i saw this a while back and liked it quite a bit. there was something really compelling to me about the naturalistic and easy way people would interact with each other...it felt almost improvised but didn't have that weird halting thing that so much improvised dialogue does.

I lost my shit at that scene where Tatum bitches out the other guy for messing with the protective seals on his dashboard chrome.

that part was great.

this was a really good movie

color palette is incred & love that everything is shot so wide

i really like that the characterization is v shallow for basically everyone, they all care abt sorta common dumb stuff, small talk abt 'rich dad, poor dad'; plus everything feels just super casual, even when it gets "dramatic", yeah ryan otm re: naturalistic vibe

h4a so far offtm abt cody horn tho

i found this mostly boring

halfway through I felt like I'd been conned into one of those timeshare conferences: "$500 gift certificate if you sit through four hour powerpoint", but instead it was "10 minutes of lol terrible stripclub if you sit through stilted conversation about furniture & Channing Tatum applying for bank loans"

damn girl -- I'd have loved to watch this with you after chicken wings and beer and a trip to Mons Venus.

lool

Would've given Cody Horn Best Supporting Actress (knew nothing when watching, didn't google her til later).

Holy shit, Mons Venus is a real name and the best name ever.

I liked the Florida-ness of it, but there wasn't enough to interest me, idk

the naturalism is fine but those lives were kinda boring

tatum & that sister chick had all the chemistry of a block of wood

my first strip club experience

xpost

i liked the slice of life aspect of the first half of the movie, the Actual Conflict And Danger of the second half felt a little forced and unnecessary

otm, it felt like soderbergh was tryna emulate the ~darkness~ of similar movies like Boogie Nights and Saturday Night Fever and stuff and it fell a little flat at points. good movie overall though

color palette is incred & love that everything is shot so wide

i really like that the characterization is v shallow for basically everyone, they all care abt sorta common dumb stuff, small talk abt 'rich dad, poor dad'; plus everything feels just super casual, even when it gets "dramatic", yeah ryan otm re: naturalistic vibe

― johnny crunch, Thursday, June 6, 2013 8:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

h4a so far offtm abt cody horn tho

― johnny crunch, Thursday, June 6, 2013 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Would've given Cody Horn Best Supporting Actress (knew nothing when watching, didn't google her til later).

― The End**^ (Eazy), Thursday, June 6, 2013 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/1jh2w.png

gotta love that piss-drenched color palette... or something

i think i see a lotta piss drenchers up in this house

lol

was there dick in this movie?

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Sunday, September 16, 2012 10:40 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uncommented-upon penis pumping large in the front of the frame is p funny

that was so funny! I had such high hopes for the movie based on that moment

i finally saw this, and it was better than i thought it would be in spite of the corny tacked-on unnecessary happy ending romance with the sister.
CT played a convincing misunderstood bohunk with rather impressive dancing skills. that's about all i remember.

gotta love that piss-drenched color palette... or something

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, June 7, 2013 1:19 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soderbergh has been doing that for a while. i kind of Don't Get It. i mean, I get that he's emulating to some extent the subdued, flashed-out palettes of 70s New Hollywood cinematography, but I don't recall that stuff being so soft, blown-out, and sickly-looking. i mean i suppose soderbergh is getting the results he wants, and he's very thoughtful and consistent about it, but it still looks like shit a lot of the time.

see also the informant, parts of traffic, haywire... side effects looked a bit better/cleaner, as did contagion (some of the time)

basically a lot of his recent films give me eye strain even when i see them in a theater

pee-vision

"see the new Soderbergh movie in bold vibrant PEE-D"

erin brokovich was completely drenched in piss iirc

Traffic was this was in the Peeajuana sections.