Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

Without even reading that article, I assume they're grooming Katie Hopkins to take over from Liz Jones when she finally flips?

binders full of dole queens

dunno why we're even commenting, this is why they're so massive.

this - except not just for twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDeGnxGCQAA9-lJ.jpg

utterben Ben Feb 19
How Twitter works for The Daily Mail. pic.twitter.com/pLBRz7hu

But: Will it happen again?

yeah seriously how can you actually care about such a stupid article. i said this about piers morgan, but it's like pointing at someone taking a shit on the pavement.

glad someone made that process into an image macro, I was having a hard time grasping the concept

http://i47.tinypic.com/2h5i5jt.jpg

take it to the Facebook macros thread.

also lol

dunno why we're even commenting

boredom and cheap lulz usually

Yes, being a Living Troll is what Katie Hopkins does for a living/kicks/crack/whatever

former Apprentice competitor a bell-end? who'd'a thunk it?

Katie Hopkins probably doesn't want her kids playing in the fields in case they come across something unpleasant http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-458231/Apprentice-villain-caught-outdoor-romp-married-man.html

erm excuse me but how did those pics get taken and the participants identified?

I wouldn't touch it with yours, mate

2nd pic in particular looks, dare one say it? staged

are her children...alright?

curse my middle-class upbringing, the first thing i thought when i saw the pictures was GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE SOFA and i see this thought has been echoed repeatedly in the comments :(

tbf lex its not just a middle class thing. my mum and my gran would go daft if i did that

and they did. plenty of times

Just buy a new sofa, what's the problem?

i swear to god we got a new 3 piece suite when i was in my teens and we wasn't allowed to wear any jeans with rivets on it for the first 6 months

also no way wd my mum have us in the lounge with our shoes on anyway

aye that too

LOL, NV said "lounge" ;-).

Pretty sure that picky parents in the poshest bit of Exeter probably silently judge Katie Hopkins and plan play-dates accordingly. Or they will now.

i know suzy :D establishing my credentials

xpost exactly my point.

(although I might have said it elsewhere)

Oh look, they've found another annoying self-obsessed nutjob to witter on about how fucking controversially different they are.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2285554/I-selfish-set-ways-child-43-An-astonishing-confession-mother-wont-daughter-swimming-case-ruins-pedicure.html

Her teeth are mesmerising

truly the Daily Mail readership is the scene that celebrates itself

all the news that's fit to print

I'm back obsessed with it again, mostly due to Liz Jones' increasingly batshit dribblings. I can't help myself, I'm part of the problem, I know.

yes

The first thing you notice, arriving by train into Tamworth’s unedifying concrete railway station, is the smell of burgers sizzling on the open griddle of a mobile snack bar five steps outside the main entrance door. Top of the specials’ list is the ‘mad hatter’ — a burger with a fried egg on top. For another 30p, they’ll slap a slice of cheese on it for you as well.

Welcome to the fat capital of Britain: one in three adults in Tamworth, Staffordshire, is now officially classed as obese and most of the children aren’t far behind.

I spent my teenage years in Tamworth: I was at boarding school nearby and my friends and I would amble along these same pavements, stopping for the occasional ice-cream or Kit-Kat.

A fast food stall, outside a railway station front door - I bet nowhere else has that. Certainly not, like, any railway station with enough space and/or steps to separate the area of enticing burger smell from the exhaust fumes of idling taxis.

(the hot dog stall outside Oxford station always smells delicious)

tamworth has 33% ~official obesity~ compared to a national average of 25% so it's scarcely that distinctive

they should do a series of articles of manic lifestyle journalist minor public school alumni returning to their former oppidan peripheries

Tamworth might be the ugliest station in the country tho tbf

nice photo/story pairing today

http://i47.tinypic.com/scw7.jpg

OK, I expect nothing better from this lot, but even so:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296659/BUDGET-2013-Osbornes-delight-Thatcher-makeover-Chancellor-nearly-choked-marmite-saw-image-Iron-Lady.html

Irony, lady.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/mar/22/trans-teacher-lucy-meadows-press
http://boingboing.net/2013/03/22/transgendered-teacher-kills-se.html

Then there's this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296440/Dark-Knight-killer-James-Holmes-Muslim-prays-times-day.html

There is No James Holmes that guy is an Actor that has played other parts in these fake shootings (Drills) even his lawyer is fake real name Alva Greenberg from that acting family. Nobody died nobody shot - If even one of the witnesses or officals is shown to be an Actor then the whole thing is Fake - Hoax. Stop promoting this nonsense and investigate the roles these people play over and over again. We are Legion

- Elyag Reed , Banjul, Gambia, 22/3/2013 15:53
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296440/Dark-Knight-killer-James-Holmes-Muslim-prays-times-day.html#ixzz2OJEVTVc7

that comments page is full of conspiracy crap. Where the hell do they come from?

they make the usual mail commentors seems sane

You've gotta love the comments section. It's usually full of rants about how immigrants moving to Britain are ruining "our country", by "John - Expat in Spain"

And there was that scandal a few years back when that BNP member said women enjoy being raped, and likened it to being forcefed chocolate, and the people on that site expressed genuine shock and surprise that a member of the BNP would actually make a bigoted and ignorant remark.

daily mail commenters are low iq, bored guardian readers, just like guardian commenters are bored, low iq daily mail readers.

Guardian has a fair few low iq bored Guardian readers too.

No wonder they're bored