Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

Why They Hide Their White People Under My Swanage?

too good

£30 'media fee' to call for respondents

something to consider when the next ILX funding issue rears its head maybe

i for one would be happy to speak to a Daily Mail journalist for £30. if they'd like to meet me personally i'd do it for nowt.

wire in
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2281959/Apprentice-star-Katie-Hopkins-admits-I-wont-let-children-play-friends-I-deem-beneath-them.html

It's the kids I feel sorry for

i dunno, these chinless twits like to stick to their own, it seems to work out for them

i dunno what the rough kids are like at a private school tho

True, keep them away from normal people (xp)

LOL @ the whole thing about how she judges people's kids by their names, so "Charmaine" is out but "Poppy" and "Maisie" are in. Makes me want to boke-up baby cream.

With her pierced ears, passion for pink leggings and array of electronic play equipment, Charmaine is definitely not the sort of child I want my daughter associating with. Pretending to look at my diary, I sighed. 'Oh what a shame. We're busy on that day.'
Poppy looked disappointed until I promised to organise an extra tennis lesson.

Got this far and had to stop. Doctor's order, blood pressure and all that.

"I am convinced that my tactics are paying off. Recently I asked Indiawhich children she liked to play with.

'The children who come to school on time and wear proper school uniforms are the nicest and the most fun,' she told me. 'If children don't put any effort in, I don't want to play with them.'

My younger daughter, Poppy, is attracted by the wild side and I have no doubt that, left to her own devices, she would choose friends who would be a bad influence on her.
When she was four she asked if she could have her ears pierced like a (male) classmate. I, of course, said no. I cannot understand why the parent of this child would think it was acceptable.
Recently she asked for a Nintendo after she played on one during a class trip. The boy sitting on the coach next to her had sneaked it into his bag.
'But you know that children aren't supposed to bring in electronic games equipment,' I said. 'So what on earth were you doing sitting next to him when you knew he was doing the wrong thing?' That hammered my message home."

I just took my BP tablet before reading it.

it's the good of the DM to keep reminding us that there's no point trying to engage in reasoned debate with the enemy

Am I the only one that read this and hopes fervently that all three children go horrendously off the rails in their teens??? What a pompous, snobbish woman.

- me again, Newbury, United Kingdom, 21/2/2013 0:11
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Am I the only one that read this and wished harm on children?

Probably not son, it's the Mail

i'd trade this one woman for a thousand dole queens

what do you want with them?

dole queen choir

their giros

dole queen choir for christmas #1

assuming the military wives are all now homeless

one of those singing fishermen got killed recently didn't he.

i'd trade this one woman for a thousand dole queens off my team in Madden

― dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:55 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Without even reading that article, I assume they're grooming Katie Hopkins to take over from Liz Jones when she finally flips?

binders full of dole queens

dunno why we're even commenting, this is why they're so massive.

this - except not just for twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDeGnxGCQAA9-lJ.jpg

utterben Ben Feb 19
How Twitter works for The Daily Mail. pic.twitter.com/pLBRz7hu

But: Will it happen again?

yeah seriously how can you actually care about such a stupid article. i said this about piers morgan, but it's like pointing at someone taking a shit on the pavement.

glad someone made that process into an image macro, I was having a hard time grasping the concept

http://i47.tinypic.com/2h5i5jt.jpg

take it to the Facebook macros thread.

also lol

dunno why we're even commenting

boredom and cheap lulz usually

Yes, being a Living Troll is what Katie Hopkins does for a living/kicks/crack/whatever

former Apprentice competitor a bell-end? who'd'a thunk it?

Katie Hopkins probably doesn't want her kids playing in the fields in case they come across something unpleasant http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-458231/Apprentice-villain-caught-outdoor-romp-married-man.html

erm excuse me but how did those pics get taken and the participants identified?

I wouldn't touch it with yours, mate

2nd pic in particular looks, dare one say it? staged

are her children...alright?

curse my middle-class upbringing, the first thing i thought when i saw the pictures was GET YOUR SHOES OFF THE SOFA and i see this thought has been echoed repeatedly in the comments :(

tbf lex its not just a middle class thing. my mum and my gran would go daft if i did that

and they did. plenty of times

Just buy a new sofa, what's the problem?

i swear to god we got a new 3 piece suite when i was in my teens and we wasn't allowed to wear any jeans with rivets on it for the first 6 months

also no way wd my mum have us in the lounge with our shoes on anyway

aye that too

LOL, NV said "lounge" ;-).

Pretty sure that picky parents in the poshest bit of Exeter probably silently judge Katie Hopkins and plan play-dates accordingly. Or they will now.

i know suzy :D establishing my credentials

xpost exactly my point.

(although I might have said it elsewhere)