Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

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hell yeah, every village within sight of the Yorkshire Dales has got at least one tea room

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

these articles are the equivalent of the endless 5Live phone-ins where people like Nicky Campbell in no way invite racists to air their thoughts to the nation by raising important questions like "Should We Send All Them Polish Back Where They Come From?"

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:47 (thirteen years ago)

Polish them off, I say

Neil S, Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

There used to be a really good one in Ayr that we went to a few times as a treat when I lived in Prestwick as a kid. But yeah thats a touristy place.

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

does anybody remember the report from a few years back - possibly during the Birt years but possibly just after - that said the Beeb wasn't doing enough to reflect the thoughts and tastes of working class white dudes? hello BBC3, hello 5Live the nation's debate, hello Why They Hide Their White People Under My Swanage?

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:50 (thirteen years ago)

yes. He also said sitcoms were too middle class

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:53 (thirteen years ago)

well he had a point there

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:53 (thirteen years ago)

he thought ITV did it better with Mind Your Languageand Love Thy Neighbour

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'd say Beeb probably doesn't reflect working class views generally, or represent them. Class is imo a bigger issue than race in the BBC. In my experience there is quite a strong spread of racial backgrounds and nationalities but everyone is middle class or up, really, I suppose as you'd expect.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:56 (thirteen years ago)

From watching/listening to it, I mean.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:57 (thirteen years ago)

as you'd expect from watching/listening to it.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:57 (thirteen years ago)

of course i agree that the Beeb's representation of working class people is sub-par, i shd've gone on to say that this kind of pandering stupidity makes it worse if anything. not that racism is a specifically working class issue.

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:58 (thirteen years ago)

It's a topic that deserves a better article, really. The nature of London has changed quite significantly but it's not a straight immigration issue. The demographic changes have been driven by a massive boom in the financial sector, which is obviously international in nature, and the rise of poverty-level service sector jobs that can't support settled families. That might actually require addressing the class issue, though.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:01 (thirteen years ago)

i think the assumption that there is a specific, identifiable set of working class attitudes that can be catered to rather than just, y'know, engaging with wc people on a level beyond "phone in and shout about ethnics" is probly most galling

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

this article, though it doesn't specify that it's a rejoinder to the BBC piece directly, obviously is (and is also very good):
http://www.newstatesman.com/staggers/2013/02/truth-about-londons-white-flight

Neil S, Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:10 (thirteen years ago)

Skips the comments under that one too, though!

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Whites Only Tea Room: The Finest Whines Available To Humanity"
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6m6LhZJdCQY/0.jpg
withnailanditearoomscene.jpg

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

Twitter tells me that Mumsnet were approached by a Mail journalist looking for mothers disappointed in the NHS over being sent to A&E, and the mums are roasting this poor, benighted fool - who will have paid the site a £30 'media fee' to call for respondents.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

Why They Hide Their White People Under My Swanage?

too good

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:58 (thirteen years ago)

£30 'media fee' to call for respondents

something to consider when the next ILX funding issue rears its head maybe

Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

i for one would be happy to speak to a Daily Mail journalist for £30. if they'd like to meet me personally i'd do it for nowt.

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

wire in
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2281959/Apprentice-star-Katie-Hopkins-admits-I-wont-let-children-play-friends-I-deem-beneath-them.html

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:28 (thirteen years ago)

It's the kids I feel sorry for

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, these chinless twits like to stick to their own, it seems to work out for them

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno what the rough kids are like at a private school tho

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

True, keep them away from normal people (xp)

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

LOL @ the whole thing about how she judges people's kids by their names, so "Charmaine" is out but "Poppy" and "Maisie" are in. Makes me want to boke-up baby cream.

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

With her pierced ears, passion for pink leggings and array of electronic play equipment, Charmaine is definitely not the sort of child I want my daughter associating with. Pretending to look at my diary, I sighed. 'Oh what a shame. We're busy on that day.'
Poppy looked disappointed until I promised to organise an extra tennis lesson.

Got this far and had to stop. Doctor's order, blood pressure and all that.

Woy Division (onimo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

"I am convinced that my tactics are paying off. Recently I asked Indiawhich children she liked to play with.

'The children who come to school on time and wear proper school uniforms are the nicest and the most fun,' she told me. 'If children don't put any effort in, I don't want to play with them.'

My younger daughter, Poppy, is attracted by the wild side and I have no doubt that, left to her own devices, she would choose friends who would be a bad influence on her.
When she was four she asked if she could have her ears pierced like a (male) classmate. I, of course, said no. I cannot understand why the parent of this child would think it was acceptable.
Recently she asked for a Nintendo after she played on one during a class trip. The boy sitting on the coach next to her had sneaked it into his bag.
'But you know that children aren't supposed to bring in electronic games equipment,' I said. 'So what on earth were you doing sitting next to him when you knew he was doing the wrong thing?' That hammered my message home."

I just took my BP tablet before reading it.

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:47 (thirteen years ago)

it's the good of the DM to keep reminding us that there's no point trying to engage in reasoned debate with the enemy

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

Am I the only one that read this and hopes fervently that all three children go horrendously off the rails in their teens??? What a pompous, snobbish woman.

- me again, Newbury, United Kingdom, 21/2/2013 0:11
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Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

Am I the only one that read this and wished harm on children?

Probably not son, it's the Mail

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

i'd trade this one woman for a thousand dole queens

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)

what do you want with them?

Woy Division (onimo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

dole queen choir

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

their giros

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

dole queen choir for christmas #1

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 February 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

assuming the military wives are all now homeless

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 February 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

one of those singing fishermen got killed recently didn't he.

Neil S, Thursday, 21 February 2013 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'd trade this one woman for a thousand dole queens off my team in Madden

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Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 February 2013 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

Without even reading that article, I assume they're grooming Katie Hopkins to take over from Liz Jones when she finally flips?

ailsa, Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

binders full of dole queens

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

dunno why we're even commenting, this is why they're so massive.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

this - except not just for twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDeGnxGCQAA9-lJ.jpg

utterben Ben Feb 19
How Twitter works for The Daily Mail. pic.twitter.com/pLBRz7hu

Woy Division (onimo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

But: Will it happen again?

Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

yeah seriously how can you actually care about such a stupid article. i said this about piers morgan, but it's like pointing at someone taking a shit on the pavement.

caek, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

glad someone made that process into an image macro, I was having a hard time grasping the concept

Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/2h5i5jt.jpg

Woy Division (onimo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

take it to the Facebook macros thread.

Neil S, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

also lol

Neil S, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)


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