Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Ha, my previous datebloke did that to me a couple of times too. Not for any malicious reasons: he's just a weird combo of aspie forgetful and lazy. Once I said "aw and I'd just shaved and everything" and he replied "but I like your beard!". Nutbar.

I'm missing him terribly. I know, I know.

if only you were as forgiving of beards

Haha, yeah I don't think they appreciate how annoying it is to shave. I only shave up past my knees if I am like 90% sure it's going down. xpost

ps. Now wants to go eat? WTF. The paranoid in me thinks, "oh! I guess your other plans you made on top of our plans fell through!" I really should not be dating.

Oh, please, scraping a blade under our nostrils every day isnt shaving now!

dealbreaker answer imo

Hey try shaving round the ladyparts then get back to me, weaksauce.

(yes I realise the logic of what I just said)

I still live in a civilised country, and thank god for that say i

You've left Ireland?

and he replied "but I like your beard!"

sorry, I laughed

So did I at the time! Thats the bastard's hook, see.

I always go "yuck no" at anyone with a beard

Yes but this is just pure good taste.

:D

(sorry mookie)

Oh, please, scraping a blade under our nostrils every day isnt shaving now!

dealbreaker answer imo

Hey, I'm not the beard-hater here

I wore a fake beard in my profile pic but the ladies aren't fooled

one thing OKC has taught me is there's a lot of ladies out there who really, really like beards.

I am meeting a 99% match, who is a bearded person, this week. If he doesn't disappear like he did between October and February just before our first date was scheduled.

he didn't disappear, he just blended into the natural landscape.

I am afraid that I am about to become someone who might be a deal breaker (currently being tested for celiac).

btw this new profile is a hit!

I will give you five stars because you waited for me while I bought this t-shirt I am wearing.

Celiac should be your "most private thing." xpost

It's overblown. I watch my dates eat meat all the time, they can watch me eat bread and pasta.

And a strangely compellingly attractive 50 year old guy who seems really into me. Tho he has 2 dealbreakers (he has 3 kids, and he's head of, of all things, a fucking uk3l3l3 orchestra!?)

What if his kids were all grown up? (Just curious, not making a case for or against.)

I suppose that is a little different. I forget that by 50 thats entirely probable. Most of my friends have only just started havig babbies and theyre all in their 30s.

My first boyfriend, who I lived with or almost 4 years, had a kid who was 4 y.o. when we met (I was 24). That was weird. Tho the kid's mom (BF's ex-wife) and her family were evil, so the kid wasn't around much.

The other guy I have a big crush on also has kids and for the first time that one doesnt bother me so much? I dont know why!

(just reminiscing about such merry events as when i thought, for no good reason, that the ex-wife and i were galpals so i told her a graphic anecdote about a funny sexual mishap where her ex-husband and i were fucking on our horrible boss' bed and almost got caught. she just said "god a'mighty damn, jesse" and later i got in big trouble w/ my bf for not understanding how to act like a normally socialized member of society.)

Been talking to a sex toy inventor.

who said your town isn't glamorous

I don't know why I'm picturing someone who looks somewhat like Mr. Monopoly except wearing a tophat that's covered in dildos and buttplugs.

Suddenly getting a storm of 50-75% compatible people looking at my profile. Weird.

I got a storm of like 40 people looking at my profile from Utah yesterday

"Greetings from Okinawa! What brand cigarette do you like to smoke?"

Well thats one of the more bizarre messages Ive recieved.

Is it someone in the US military?

^^^probably not helping

almost ten years in and they're still shooting civilians, damn fuckin straight they're not helping, but bit of a derail doncha think

so this lad bond looks kind of halfassed but quite a finisher

not bond, bale

wait am I not helping or the possible military ties?

the american military ties for trayce, of course

there is a thread for both of those things, if you are only talking about two things, it is hard to tell tbph

yeah. i am a poorer poster than ever right now, sorry

we have a thread for that iirc

Im so confused.

no need -- exceedingly poorly formed joeks is all

Anyway nfi if the guy was miliatari - his thumbnail pic was of a bald old white guy so... possibly? I didnt click on his profile to find out. I dont like giving overt pageviews to ppl I dont wanna encourage.

What a dispiriting week of cupiding. Some male rights boy with Jared Leto hair tryin to call me out on being feminist.

I did talk about the fake Parthenon with some guy, which was cool, I guess, but he's in Tennessee. No more long distance.

A ffs, why do people think a message that just says, "hey" or something is gonna pique anyone's interest?

Guy I went to ATP with I havent had a chance to catch up with again yet. Trying to just be cool with that cos he did just have a death in fam, so best to let him do whatever he has to do - he has specifically said he wants to catch up once he has some stuff around that sorted so I guess we'll see...

In a weird "what the heck is going on" irony though in the past week Ive had date-style wrangling with three of my IRL, already-long-known friends. One ex (stupid drunken misstep rly but hey he lives in WA so no big). One with an old mate/crush, where we're basically both going "boooh the person I'm in love with dont love me" and just enjoying the mutual comfort. And last night another old old friend that im fond of, whining to each other on FB while drinking about how horrible OKC is, so I... asked him on a date? Kind of as a joke, but he was good natured (or drunk!?) enough to say "hey ok, whats the worst that could happen, we're already friends, itd be funny if nothing else!".

My life is weird.

haha, I have a friend who keeps getting cock-blocked by dead relatives. I'm starting to think she may unwittingly be cursing these poor fellows.