what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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haha that collection of photos shows most every possible angle in which one can wear such a hat, that is amusing.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Still, nobody should be wearing that hat.

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks vaguely like a cross between Angie Harmon and a porpoise if that answers your question

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

it still brings a tear to my eye how happy Tracer looks in that pic, as if Geeta has just tucked him in for the night

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks vaguely like a cross between Angie Harmon and a porpoise if that answers your question

I seee

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread has just taken another turn for the unbelievably awesome

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!!

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time I think this thread is dying down, it roars back like a champ.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do me in the blowhole, you scrawny purveyor of foam hat manliness, you!"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"*SPPPLLLASH* Sorry about that... had to breathe"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, let's do nasal... *SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE*"

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sorry, baby, but you smell like a whole lotta fish going on!"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, here's a handy link for more prespective trucker hat wearin' stud visitors of your humble abode and your swift swimmin' roommate.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"is the boy scout ready for his brown badge?"

erm, goodnight

Bobby Frisk (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)


Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.


donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel dirty.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

haha so i guess i shouldn't revive my thread with what happened to me tonight then

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that you've baited us, you must

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess knows what he is doing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

actually it was more like a scene from a jackie chan movie crossed with a porno, but hey

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What trucker hat were you wearing, strongo, and what cds did you leave behind?

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i wasn't wearing a trucker hat, but i was wearing boxer shorts with little rubik's cubes on them, if that counts. "say you'll be there" by the spice girls was playing.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

not "when 2 become 1"?

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Or "The Lady is Vamp"?!

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I reveal too much there?

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i once had sex to the whole of the spiceworld soundtrack, so no harm no foul

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

but plenty of balls and strikes

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(i really hope a) someone got the joke, or b) everyone ignored it)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I got it but I still feel dirty.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

My God...this thread. Absolutely and undeniably classic.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://canto.mml.cam.ac.uk/gb218/analysts3.gif

jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice pic, Jazz O....but shouldn't she be wearing the trucker hat?

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is so 30 minutes ago

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you so much for posting the gareth pic, ally...as soon as the hat was described, i wondered if he was on one of his 'road trips'...

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No one's rally-capped that Ole English hat tho...

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I fuck your ass with guns ok?

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I solved my couch problem quite easily by flipping the cushions over, so that's taken care of.

BUT I CANNOT FLIP OVER MY MEMORY AHH MY EYES

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000XW6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Has she come back yet?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Before you get too comfortable on the couch, please remember that you flipped the cushions over the LAST time this happened.

jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_14/humanity.jpg

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She came back briefly early this evening and then slipped out quietly again.

I am reminded of a poem by an unknown author:

your beautiful face
your luscious arse
I'll do them both

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

guffaw

i'm looking forward to the stories of strongo and his parents' couch

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ew.

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We spoke earlier and I agreed not to speak of the incident to anyone, whoops.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Too late!

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The names have been changed to protect the inner sins.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear!'s house FAP anyone?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Fancy A Posterior?

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

haha this is total bullshit! What kind of person wouldn't have just, like, banged something around or turned on the stereo or - I dunno, coughed loudly maybe? If Gear actually did this, it's because he totally wanted to.

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)


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