girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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Jess, I was gonna go on ILE break this week, but y'know what? I'm gonna lurk for a week instead because YOU'RE MY FUCKING HERO. Go get her.

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This is way better than most soap operas.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

today I hope Strongo serenades her with Prince's "the most beautiful girl in the world" (but I'd advise against gett off at this stage)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it would be something by Outkast.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" as sung by Andre.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well if he's gone soap opera for reals, all he has to do is squint and let the piano chords of manly lust do all the talking.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it would be something by Outkast.

Jess singing OutKast? Did I miss him changing his mind?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just being mean.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I do, you know.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"You know, the other day I heard this song and thought of you..." *plays "We Luv Deez Hoez"*

"Oh... OH JESS!" *cue rumpy-pumpy*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure Dan speaks from the voice of experience here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, please come back & same your thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It won't be the same.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps Strongo is exploding forth from his trousers even now.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Rocket from the crypt.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

she wasnt there today. bah.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

There's always tomorrow.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

given what's going on over at gear's, it's probably for the best.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

please, like i even read any of ilx anymore, other than this thread.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You really should, in this case.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

there's buttplay and everything.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

how many times have i heard THAT before and ended up disappointed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

well, you should catch up on it, at least until the delightful scent of santorum wafts its way over to this thread, too.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

which it certainly will.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I smelled buttsex in my flat in Italy when my roommate was buggering his boyfriend and I came home early. I agree, it's like nothing else I've ever smelled.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

me and my sister used to share this car and one time my friend and I smelled something afoul. It smelled of buttsex and was emanating from the headrest on passenger seat. The headrest?!!? My sister must've been pegging Mary Lou Retton.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, I seriously hope you have visited the Gear thread by now. In fact I will now catch up on the last 250 messages posted to confirm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ALRIGHT, PONY UP THE PR0NAGE, JACKO CHANNINGTON

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

my life sure has taken some odd turns of late

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Jerko Witholdington

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hey you all have GEAR now to entertain you. fickle cunts.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I need so much

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

aww he's pouting

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

and the "original cast" of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy isn't cutting it

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont need you people anymore any damn way

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

make with the typey typey harvell

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

NEIN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you, where's Gear?

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is running neck in neck in new answers with Gear's, but this one can win just by a tail. Fight, Strongo, fight and divulge the saucy tales.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

GEAR'S A ONE SHOT PONY...ALL HIS ENTERTAINMENT RELYS ON CHOOSING SLUTS FOR ROOMMATES...I'M ALREADY A SLUT!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, what did you do

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

baby did a bad bad thing

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all washed up, Harvell

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

aw come on, you weren't here, Gear was. what were we supposed to do?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

but i was out ruining my life further for your enjoyment!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You stalked her, didn't you.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

We can't enjoy it if you don't divulge!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Run away... and don't look back.

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― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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