Can't go into too much detail but this is basically something to show an arsehole boss to get them off my case. Well aware of the uselessness in real terms, and would never use this tactic on my genuine accounts.
― NI, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
Tweet "#porn #bieber #iphone #ladygaga" and the bots will come your way.
― a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
yes! just say 'ipad' and 'iphone' heaps
― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
what's the trick to cutting down the signal to noise? relentlessly unfollowing boring ppl?
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:04 (thirteen years ago)
scroll faster
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
disable some people's retweets
― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
retweet the tweets u find annoying
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
i find them all annoying
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:10 (thirteen years ago)
retweet all of them
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:11 (thirteen years ago)
the key for me is that i follow tons of basketball obsessives and then watch a lot of basketball with twitter on. i think that sort of live commentary is really where twitter seems most useful and entertaining. and it dramatically cuts down on the noise and the feeling that its 100 people having 100 different conversations.
― ryan, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:24 (thirteen years ago)
Don't follow boring people to begin with. Make people earn their place in your life. Be choosy; there are plenty of amusing people out there tweeting.
― Josefa, Saturday, 30 March 2013 07:33 (thirteen years ago)
Use a Twitter client that lets you mute hashtags.
― mike t-diva, Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:22 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/crimershow
― sktsh, Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
fun
― Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 March 2013 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
you know what, Twitter is awesome for avoiding chores
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:44 (thirteen years ago)
it is kind of a disaster for doing anything though
― schlump, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:03 (thirteen years ago)
not to mention the utter ruination of any possible joek
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
hmmm
https://www.thunderclap.it/
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:22 (thirteen years ago)
twitter #music
uh, k
― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
what do people think? it's WeAreHunted right?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 April 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
it actually is wearehunted
http://readwrite.com/2013/04/18/twitter-music-great-for-artists-less-so-for-fans-hands-on-review
― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 April 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
can someone explain what this is without all the fuzzy buzzword shite? terms like 'social' and 'platform' and 'crowd-***' make my brain shut down
― NI, Monday, 22 April 2013 01:29 (thirteen years ago)
it's a thing that thinks you like the music made by all the musicians you follow and feeds it all at you, but only if the musicians have linked to their music in the proper format. it also suggests music based on what your friends like (because of course you all like exactly the same thing) and also just shit it wants everyone to be looking at. brands revenue brands.
― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 April 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
great thanks, wonder if any truly useful tool will come along that does the whole 'recommend music' thing properly. really hope so but can't see something so nuanced reduced to a computer algorithm
― NI, Monday, 22 April 2013 02:34 (thirteen years ago)
found out today that judy blume is on twitter and her bio is "are you there, twitter? it's me, judy"
― eris bueller (lukas), Monday, 22 April 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
i wish it was 'I must, I must increase my tweets'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 03:34 (thirteen years ago)
and that her twitter handle was @lolforever
or
@tigereyes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)
or @deenie
i'll stop now
lol. judy blume is always showing up on the "who to follow" corner of twitter. i think twitter wishes judy blume meant more to me than she actually does.
― Pat Finn, Monday, 22 April 2013 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
without her & stephen king I hate to think how much older I would have been when I learned about sex
judy's like my fking den mother
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 03:54 (thirteen years ago)
lol, i'm happy i didn't learn about sex from stephen king
― Pat Finn, Monday, 22 April 2013 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
@superblume
― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 April 2013 03:59 (thirteen years ago)
yeaaah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 04:04 (thirteen years ago)
so i enjoyed all 2 minutes of that @AP thing
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
rip presidetn
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
olympus fallen
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
ha this is marvellous. http://judyblume.com/ <-also awesome
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:53 (thirteen years ago)
lolol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
oh my god
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
wow how is that even a thing
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
OMG, i almost missed the coup de gracehttp://judyblume.com/index(sound).php
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
@HuffPoSpoilers is ace
― kinder, Friday, 26 April 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
someone who has 4k followers and only follows 40 followed me
i am afraid of losing them
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:18 (thirteen years ago)
jazz hands
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:26 (thirteen years ago)
only solution
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.11525306.3767/fc,550x550,white.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)
lag∞n: what's your @?
― Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 4 May 2013 09:30 (thirteen years ago)
on3ness
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 May 2013 11:28 (thirteen years ago)
ttly looking forward to the beautiful future of the new twitter suggban button
― whateverface (c sharp major), Saturday, 27 July 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)