"Yes, this is a naked attempt to get you to sleep with me."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:00 (thirteen years ago)
"Fashion is cyclical."
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:02 (thirteen years ago)
"Do you like my hog?"
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:02 (thirteen years ago)
"I got strip-searched by the highway patrol, okay?"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:04 (thirteen years ago)
"What? Never heard of a codpiece?"
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
"Not to be pedantic, but your scooter shouldn't have foot pegs."
― I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
"I am Bob Dole btw"
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/25/p465/130225_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:40 (thirteen years ago)
"yknow I should really have thought about the photo frame costs before I married a giraffe."
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:50 (thirteen years ago)
"My wife did always say I care more about my penis than my family."
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
"oh, her? it came with the frame."
― abanana, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
"Turns out she was just three kids in a trench coat."
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
Aw, I like that a lot.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
yeah that's amazing
― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
I say it every week, but that's a winner.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
agreed, that's beautiful - it must win
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
"She was a real snake, Jenkins."
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm glad you like it; it was a long shot."
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/03/04/p465/130304_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:43 (thirteen years ago)
"Uh oh, the lights have just gone out!"
The pic isn't showing for me.
― Tuomas, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:50 (thirteen years ago)
ttj
― Mark G, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:51 (thirteen years ago)
atm
???
― Tuomas, Monday, 25 February 2013 11:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://static6.depositphotos.com/1005647/562/i/450/dep_5625584-Angry-woman.jpg
― ledge, Monday, 25 February 2013 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey J. J., this guy wants talk about some medal he thinks he should finally get."
― Tuomas, Monday, 25 February 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
"I think you two might be related"
― forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
"Carl, I want you to resolve your differences with the base."
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
"Star Wars Episode VII: Middle Management Cocktail Party"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, but you drew the short straw in the random orgy draw.""That's OK. Actually I don't mind bald men."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
"Bob, meet Chuckles the Chimp. He's the artist who drew those two pictures on the wall behind us. He's one of the artists up for a Turner Prize this year!"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
That doesn't scan, let me try again...
"Bob, meet Chuckles the Chimp. He drew those two pictures on the wall behind us. He's one of the artists up for a Turner Prize this year!"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
"We're all wearing hair suits, but this guy is hirsute!"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
"The cartoonist is so bad, he couldn't even draw those curtains!"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
Primate: "What kind of animal drinks a can of beer at a cocktail party?"
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
Tasteless option: "I really thought the post-9/11 cleanup in my apartment would be done better, but that's what I get for hiring gorillas."
― this is called money bags (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
Memebase option: "Now, kiss."
― this is called money bags (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/03/11/p465/130311_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:18 (thirteen years ago)
"Watch out, there's a train coming."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:24 (thirteen years ago)
Edgy new Tom & Jerry reboot.
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:25 (thirteen years ago)
"Here's the deal: I get the milk, you get the cheese. And if mouse-scum fucks with you in there, give 'em the holes."
― Grampsy, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
"That's ridiculous, your tiny finger can't even reach the trigger."
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
"This is a mousehole-d up."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:40 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't blame me, bro! I was born with a face like this, and I never put those pics online."
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:42 (thirteen years ago)
"You're just using that gun to compensate for a small penis."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't point that gun at me. I didn't remove that section of wall with the Banksy piece on it."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm a cat. I don't have any money."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
"I know that Blue Peter is trying to be more 'street', but you're not going to pass the audition like this."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
"Your names not down you're not coming in. And I've got a gun. And you're clearly to big to get through the door."
― These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Monday, 4 March 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
"A gun doesn't make you a big man, Stuart."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 4 March 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)