Or at least stops you from lapping at it a la Fieri.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
our work is never over?
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
apple butter jeans boots with the spicy, mayo-based sauce
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
he looks like a dog drinking from a garden hose.
― SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
except a dog drinking from a garden hose is cute, not appalling
― quincie, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:18 (thirteen years ago)
now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:55 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
something heavy with which to strike you?
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 February 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
yes, I am getting you Guy Fieri
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
I could have him point at things I think are awesome and have him make his awesome face. I could pour donkeysauce on my enemies and set his goatee'd mouth loose on them.
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
*cue gif*
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
STEP AWAY FROM THE GIF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_mdhw7qGy7O1rp9osto1_400.gif
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Friday, 15 February 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c6d9f37c771111e2962a22000a1f930e_7.jpg
maura and i went to the times square one last night and it was as bad as advertised (though the margaritas were actually not terrible at all). these are the "guy-talian nachos," the memory of which is going to haunt me for awhile. i don't even want to discuss the tacos, which might have been okay if it weren't for all the barbecue sauce and sour cream
somehow the most disconcerting thing about it - even more so than the $95-for-two valentine's prix fixe they were offering - was that the bar tvs were all playing whatever was on the food network at the time
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:08 (thirteen years ago)
kinda expensive for an ironic meal no
― iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:25 (thirteen years ago)
i think they didn't order the prix fixe
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:26 (thirteen years ago)
they ordered the pee chips
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
I glanced at the menu when I walked by this place and even the not prix fixe is pretty expensive irony idk
― iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
I am guilty of getting BBQ on my free bird
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/43078937407/hi-im-guy-fieri
Doctor said, “Great chef Guy Fieri is in town. Go see him. That will cheer you up.” “But doctor,” I said, “I am Guy Fieri.”
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:52 (thirteen years ago)
Guy, I'm Hi Fieri
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:53 (thirteen years ago)
guy is going to be a successful california politician, mark my words
― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 16 February 2013 05:55 (thirteen years ago)
I'm Guy! Guy Fieri.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 16 February 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
the wine was good. the jalapeño marg almost killed me
― maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
and the steak was the worst steak i have had ever
― maura, Saturday, 16 February 2013 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
omg you ordered the steak? you are fearless.
― s.clover, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
that looks pretty good. would eat
― 乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:10 (thirteen years ago)
was just coming to post that
― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
same here
― SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
hamburger-fisted pig skins
― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons
― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:08 (thirteen years ago)
"Donkamole"
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
"endangered with shaved lamb"
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 01:59 (thirteen years ago)
too real
― Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg
For those who hate clicking.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 04:20 (thirteen years ago)
practically deserves it's own thread. I'd vote Panamania!
― Darin, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
Appears to have had a precedent, shall we say
http://t.co/lUx6KaBO
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:23 (thirteen years ago)
actually writing jokes > weird twitter
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:24 (thirteen years ago)
The ref to the College song from the Drive sndtrk is a nice touch
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:27 (thirteen years ago)
looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:58 (thirteen years ago)
oh this isn't real?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:03 (thirteen years ago)
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:58 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:06 (thirteen years ago)
i should have guessed it wasn't a real restaurant menu because it wasn't in flash.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:11 (thirteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:06 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nah bruh, exact jokes and everything: http://i.imgur.com/uS4XN0W.jpg
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:17 (thirteen years ago)
noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:21 (thirteen years ago)
wait how do you know these twitter people didn't just copy guy fieri?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:27 (thirteen years ago)
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:17 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
oh word. well anyway by "weird twitter" i meant "the culture of just muddling the spelling of words and thinking it's always funny" not "amateur twitter comedians"
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:33 (thirteen years ago)
lol at zachlyon tho
lol i don't have no stake in this fight just sayin, i saw mobute yelling about this on twitter earlier
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 06:59 (thirteen years ago)
(and tbh i'm not reaaaaaaally sure what "weird twitter" is at this point, is it like those annoying LIL INTERNET/420bonerhugs-type dudes?)
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 07:00 (thirteen years ago)