The official thread for Lord Of The Rings - The Return Of The King [LOTR ROTK TROTK ROK] (NOW CONTAINS SPOILERS)

the comical aspect of the opening riverfolk scene was okay, but andy serkis' voice in the opening as smeagol was over the top, i wish he could've talked more "riverfolk-ish" like deagol. that voice was (as i understood) cultivated over the 600 years of exile that he spent in the lonely mountain.

i think christopher lee's gripes of being cut (part. saruman holed up in the orthanc with grima) are completely legitimate. i thought closure with saruman (at least knowing beforehand that the scouring had been scrapped) would be more crucial to the plot than at least one of the false endings.

the palantir: cheap plot device used as is, might as well just saved those scenes for the extended cut.

i thought the shots of minas tirith (and minas morgul) were muchly improved over the brief treatments we get of them in the first film.

the one-dimensional "batty" treatment of denethor (as noted above) was too simple and convenient (esp. in contrast of the treatment of Faramir in the T2T). mark s otm "gandalf's whipping boy"... a disservice to tolkien's character.

The shots of the boy (Eldarion?) seen in Arwen's vision kind of bugged me.

elrond informing aragorn of arwen's sickness when delivering anduril reforged from the shards of narsil at dunharrow: cheap plot device, unneccesary.

the last scene of eowyn and aragorn I thought showed arrogance on the part of aragorn. eowyn came to defend her people and to defy "life in a cage", "the honor of her people", etc. yet he thinks she's come along solely for him.

felicity otm wrt: the dead looking corny (stevem noted the strong similarity to pirates of the carribean). compared to the way the ringwraiths looked to frodo in the shadowworld on weathertop, i thought this was unfair treatment to the look/appearance/convenience of the dead (esp. the convenience of the black ships as well! this was a huge climax/matter of strategy in the book!!! only to be treated like an afterthought).

the pig battering ram looked kind of silly too.

after frodo gets stung by shelob, the awkward pause while he froths is a bit much (a harkening back to earlier p.jackson?). also, i thought shelob got it good from sam, the film version seemed more of a taming than a defeat.

the speed of which frodo and sam get to mount doom from this point forward:

+ the convenience of the orcs killing themselves... you'd think that the last orcs standing after several hundred have been battling would put up a little more challenge than just to be tossed aside by sam
+ the ease of their frodo/sam's entry to mordor and journey across the gorgoroth
+ the ease at which sauron is distracted at the gates of mordor once his ring was in his gaze was too easy...
+ all ofthe above took monumentally longer in the book (i think ned says something similar upthread).

all of mount doom (the climax of the whole trilogy!) was a real let down. i thought sean astin and elijah wood's acting was very poor, esp. in comparison to the strength of their acting in some of the earlier films. in particular the "strawberries in cream" speech sam gives at the foot of mt. doom rang esp. hollow and worthy of a product placement ad/flashforward for readi-whip or something.

the blossoming of the tree in the courtyard of minas tirith i thought would figure larger symbolically, rather than providing party confetti.

a lot of the cgi looks better in the dark scenes (gollum, the eagle(s), etc.) the blue-screening i don't think will age well as technology improves, it already looks a little dated and obvious in certain scenes.

okay i'm done. i liked a lot of the cinematic cut of ROTK, but i still think the first was the best.

Uh, it was a wolf.

but tell me this doesn't look the slightest porcine:

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i'm not sure it's a weight gain with aragorn (i think more obvious is sean astin's yo-yo weight during the pick up scenes now that the directors/writers pointed them out) but rather, his wig is combed rather than scraggily and he has grown a full beard rather than sporting the scruffy stubble look which he had all through the first 2.85 films.

I suppose a red 'x' could be a pig kiss in a way. ;-)

I thought the battering ram was kind of scary, and almost cried during the strawberries-and-cream speech. Honestly.

:-) So did Jackson when they were filming it. You are in fine company.

The whole Denethor's Pyre thing was woefully anvil-handed. Even aside from that, THAT LANDING STRIP THING ON TOP OF MINAS TIRITH WAS FAR TOO LONG FOR A BURNING LUNATIC TO RUN ALONG AND JUMP OFF. It cut to a battle scene straight afterwards and I sort of expected him to hi-lariously squash an orc in the background ala the 'K' from the Kwik-E-Mart in the Simpsons.

I think Viggo Mortenson and a lot of the NZ actors forgot what their accents were supposed to sound like over the course of the three films. Mortenson was increasingly plummy-English having sounded Irish in Bree. Legolas again hardly got any lines that weren't summarising things that were already very obvious ('a DIVERSION!') - is this because Orlando Bloom can't actually act or some shit? Shame, he looked good in his big sleeved fop-gown at the end and the oliphaunt mauling was great.

The Gollum prologue was a bit dumb to start with but it was good when he got all haggard and mental. Not sure the gradual link between the SerkisHobbit and the CGI Gollum was entirely convincing though. But still, the man has gusto. And he was Martin Hannett.

Cutting out the Nazgul-Gandalf talkoff in Minas Tirith seemed a bit stupid especially when they'd already had the Witch King say he was going to fuck him up. This added to the overall impression of the Nine being total fucking pussies. They also set up that pink, porcine orc with the squashed face to be the guy everyone REALLY WANTED TO SEE GET KILLED and then didn't show him die. This is perhaps a really obtuse ploy to boost sales of the extended edition.

(Is the Mouth Of Sauron thing definitely in the extended one? In the vidyer game Aragorn just cuts him up instead of out-talking him.)

The latter.

Actually, I found in my reviewings a nice subtle touch -- the final flashback scene has protoGollum closing his eyes and then they *very* slightly CGI them so that way when reopened they are now larger and much more like Gollum's in the final state.

But still, the man has gusto. And he was Martin Hannett.

Damn straight. My sister, who saw and liked 24 Hour Party People, was very surprised when I pointed out it was the same actor!

Cutting out the Nazgul-Gandalf talkoff in Minas Tirith seemed a bit stupid especially when they'd already had the Witch King say he was going to fuck him up. This added to the overall impression of the Nine being total fucking pussies.

In the sequence as filmed, the Witchking actually defeats Gandalf by shattering his staff (this is why Gandalf is shown without his staff later on). Presumably that scene will be restored, it's too iconic not to be reincluded.

They also set up that pink, porcine orc with the squashed face to be the guy everyone REALLY WANTED TO SEE GET KILLED and then didn't show him die. This is perhaps a really obtuse ploy to boost sales of the extended edition.

I'm not so cynical...but you're correct that Gothmog (ze character's name) is obviously the 'goddamn SOMEBODY kill him bloodily!' character. I'm guessing Eomer is who offs him in the EE if that is shown.

Is the Mouth Of Sauron thing definitely in the extended one?

I'm almost positive. One of the tie-in books showed the character's helmet -- no eyeholes, only shows his mouth, which is appropriate. It's hinted in said book that Aragorn also slices him up as per the video game result.

There was a scene in the extended edition of the second one that was really effective, I thought, where Eowyn is giving him some soup and he lets slip that he's actually like 80s years old (I vaguely remember this being right out of the book?). It was funny too, they should have kept it.

this is kind of silly. the article writer is outraged that jackson's left an hour out, but really, the movie would be 4 1/2 hours long otherwise! it's obvious why he had to cut stuff out!

I'm not arguing with you there! The only way they could have put something out like that would be to include an intermission, and these days that would not fly (doesn't maximize profit, see).

but also, i think a 4 1/2 hour cut would perhaps be best for home viewing, my ass was pretty numb by the end!

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I was so scared when Frodo and Sam were cowering on the rock surrounded by lava and the screen went white and it seemed like it was the end. I like how they handled the mood of the final ending.