"You women need to grow a thicker skin!"
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
"Yes, I am Mayor Bloomberg. Koch had this added as a requirement for the mayorship."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
"Sand in the vagina? Try bugs under the scrotum!"
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
"So? Is it sexy?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:08 (thirteen years ago)
"How do you like my chopper?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
"The worst thing about being a naked motorcyclist is giving the Invisible Man a lift."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
"Hi there! I'm in line to be the next Pope. Yeah, they wanted someone a bit more radical this time."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Is that a giant hammock on the horizon or just a very badly designed bridge?"
"...and then the LAPD started shooting at me because they thought I was that Dorner guy."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey! Penelope Pitstop! It's me, Dick Dastardly! Yeah, I went through some stuff."
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:49 (thirteen years ago)
"It's very environmentally friendly. It runs on poop!"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
xp "Yer know what I'm gonna do when I finally catch that pigeon? I'm gonna fuck it. Because I'm a pervert."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
"i saw that naked man again, this time riding a motorcycle. this is happening more and more. i don't know if he's real, but i'm too afraid to find out."
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
"Then they decided to pitch the remake of 'Girl On A Motorcycle' to the CFNM crowd and here we are!"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
"I like to relax when I'm not busy being a Conservative MP."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vERXdKOTltE/TTyJ2CzZ7PI/AAAAAAAAA8g/FP0iOQQm1sA/s1600/fwbb233r.jpeg
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
"So I'm reshooting The Brown Bunny shot for shot, except fifteen seconds shorter."
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
"Of course I'm acknowledging that times are hard in the publishing business and we need to make changes, but did we really have to merge Performance Bikes with Health & Efficiency?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
"Are we travelling really fast or standing still? I can't tell, because the lazy cartoonist hasn't drawn in any speed lines or other subtle signifiers of movement."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
"I've got a big horn. And so does the bike."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
"People say that a lot, but no, I'm not that sissymanwh0re guy..."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
"I have sex fully clothed just to be ironic."
"So waddya think? Should Naked Motorcycling be a sport at the 2020 Olympics?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
"I used to be the Pope's pacemaker, but now he's retiring."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm a vegan, so I'm against wearing leather."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
"Did you order the Pizza?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
"The North Koreans have just defied a nuclear test ban, so I thought 'Who's going to car about a guy riding around naked?'"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
s/car/care
"You should record a cover version of Jasper Carrott's 'Funky Moped'."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:20 (thirteen years ago)
"So we finally got a TV station to pick up our reboot of Kick Start. Unfortunately it was the Playboy Channel."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
"This is my ironic Barry Sheen tribute act, Barry Obscene."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
"So I auditioned for the 4th presenter slot on Top Gear and they said no! Apparently I wasn't controversial enough."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
"WE ARE THE MODS! WE ARE THE MODS! WE ARE THE WE ARE THE WE ARE THE MODS!"
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm here to audition for the late night adult oriented re-imaging of 'Street Hawk'."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
"Instead of a rocket powered Hyperthrust, I just set light to my farts."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:30 (thirteen years ago)
"No, it's not a gearstick."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
"People are always telling me that this is a sign of a mid-life crisis."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
"I love the feeling of the wind in my hair."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
"I think if you re-read the Highway Code, you'll find that it really does say Mirror-Signal-Take All Your Clothes Off-Maneuver."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
"Pull over, this is the Naked Police. You are under a vest."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
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― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey, watch that you don't collide with that cartoonist's signature that's been carelessly left in the road."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
"You remind me of that Bjork album, Vespa Teen."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
"I nearly got pulled over by the cops back there. I guess it's because my bike doesn't have rear-view mirrors."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
"your scarf appears to be asymmetrical, this lack of propriety offends me."
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
"I really shouldn't be riding this bike. I had a skinful last night."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
"Can you believe that I only placed second in that Richard Nixon lookalike contest? The judges said that I didn't creep them out enough."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)
"So are you on your way to Burning Man too?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
"I only accept gas or grass. As you can see I already have enough ass."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
"My tribute band's called White Rebel Motorcycle Club."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:02 (thirteen years ago)