worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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no, cad is a diff ilxor

― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:30 (thirteen years ago)

Guy Fieri Signature Collection at Zales Jewlery

― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

Lmao

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

Damn, even by Zales standards that's sad.

― Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks for the new DN.

― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

Treat him to an off-the-chain look he's certain to appreciate.

u_u

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

I have 2 days to convince my sister in law that my brother would love a piece from the Guy Fieri Signature Collection for Valentine's Day

― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

I don't hate the cufflinks.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

"i don't know, throw a shit-ton of stars on it?"

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

it's flavortown for your eyes

― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/browse.cfm/4-pack-of-squeeze-bottles/4,3220.html

― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!

― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

those squeeze bottles appear to be filled with hangover piss

― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

Kulinary Gangsta
Out of Bounds
Books N Stuff
Great Gift Ideas
Kulinary Bundles
Kulinary Kids
Kulinary Kweens
Johnny Garlics

!!!

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

"Put the weight gain blame on your baby as you shovel spoonfuls of apple donkey sauce into his mouth"

http://www.shopguyfieri.com/prodimg/onesie-250.jpg

― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

That's not a onesie I'd want to see when I was breastfeeding.

― Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

OMG dude offers GOLF BALLS

― quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

c'mon you can't eat a golf ball

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2b_SPCr78uQ/S5tVOkEG-WI/AAAAAAAAPHc/oKydHzOw2XE/s200/guy+fieri.jpg

YOU WANNA BET

― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

gonna need something to wash those golf balls down

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

STOP POSTING THAT GIF

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

Oh shit, guys, when you said "golf ball" I remembered that a coworker at my old job gave me a home game version of Minute to Win It featuring Guy Fieri's face all over the box. It has ping pong balls in it, although I can't remember what you're supposed to do with them. Cover them in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, probably.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

How much flavor do YOUR golf balls have?

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

Do you all want to come over and play the home version of Minute to Win It and eat some S'Mores Pizza and crispy cheeseburger ravioli? I live off the first exit to Flavortown.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

How far from the Donkeysauce river?

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

I think the most sensible reaction to any Guy Fieri-branded paraphernalia is to cover it in donkey sauce and carry it across the room between your butt cheeks

here's hoping never sponsors a NASCAR driver

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

Aw, fuck it, why not?

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

I guess if you want to cover Jeff Gordon or Danica Patrick in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, that's your business

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

I'm going to have to do a lot of butt cheek clenching before I can pull that off, I fear.

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

Plus, I generally don't allow spicy, mayo-based sauces near my ass anymore

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

rimming

― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

there's an apple butter joke lurking here somewhere

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

DO NOT POST THAT GIF AGAIN

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

that gif may be the only thing that breaks my shameful Pellogrino habit.

― quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Or at least stops you from lapping at it a la Fieri.

― Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!

― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

our work is never over?

― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

apple butter jeans boots with the spicy, mayo-based sauce

― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

he looks like a dog drinking from a garden hose.

― SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

except a dog drinking from a garden hose is cute, not appalling

― quincie, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:55 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

something heavy with which to strike you?

yes, I am getting you Guy Fieri

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

I could have him point at things I think are awesome and have him make his awesome face. I could pour donkeysauce on my enemies and set his goatee'd mouth loose on them.

*cue gif*

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

STEP AWAY FROM THE GIF

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_mdhw7qGy7O1rp9osto1_400.gif

― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Friday, 15 February 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c6d9f37c771111e2962a22000a1f930e_7.jpg

maura and i went to the times square one last night and it was as bad as advertised (though the margaritas were actually not terrible at all). these are the "guy-talian nachos," the memory of which is going to haunt me for awhile. i don't even want to discuss the tacos, which might have been okay if it weren't for all the barbecue sauce and sour cream

somehow the most disconcerting thing about it - even more so than the $95-for-two valentine's prix fixe they were offering - was that the bar tvs were all playing whatever was on the food network at the time

― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

kinda expensive for an ironic meal no

― iatee, Saturday, 16 February 2013 04:25 (thirteen years ago)

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