I looked up donkey sauce and it's basically an over-garlicked aioli with hoseradish and sriracha. If you're 20 and stoned and you come up with this, fair enough, but it's an excellent way not to to taste your food imho.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
Guy needs an al borland type character in his quest for more power flavor
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
Accused and convicted of witchcraft, Guy Fieri lay face up in the town square, flavor piled heavy on his chest. Again and again the magistrate demanded he confess, but in the end, he gave them only two words: "More flavor!" he said. Then he died.
― carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:01 (thirteen years ago)
why does the box say "perishable"? food would have to be pretty un-food-like to have to tell you that it is, in fact, perishable.
― SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
I veryly believe in my heart that Guy Fieri is a dreadful wizard
― joygoat, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:17 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:52 (thirteen years ago)
Ugh that gif.
― schwantz, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
if i had the time, i'd buy these and post my reviews on Youtube a la Leonard's frozen pizza reviews on "Community."
― i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
Arent many ravioli types already filled with meat and cheese?
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:42 (thirteen years ago)
Also that gif looks so porny every time i acidentally see it at work I freak out and close my browser.
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
There is no benefit to associating Guy Fieri with cunnilingus.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:05 (thirteen years ago)
ban dayo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:06 (thirteen years ago)
can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?
this is not at all related to carl agatha's post
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://media.salon.com/2012/10/guy_fieri_rect.jpg
― chilli, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:45 (thirteen years ago)
L-R: Heinz Ketchup, Frank's Red Wings
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure he got the phrase "Real Deal Pepperoni Pizza Power" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
I had one of those playsets as a kid now that you mention it
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)
IT SO IS U DISGUSTING CAD
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:59 (thirteen years ago)
no, cad is a diff ilxor
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:30 (thirteen years ago)
Guy Fieri Signature Collection at Zales Jewlery
― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
Lmao
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
Damn, even by Zales standards that's sad.
― Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
Thanks for the new DN.
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
Treat him to an off-the-chain look he's certain to appreciate.
u_u
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
I have 2 days to convince my sister in law that my brother would love a piece from the Guy Fieri Signature Collection for Valentine's Day
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
I don't hate the cufflinks.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
"i don't know, throw a shit-ton of stars on it?"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
it's flavortown for your eyes
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.shopguyfieri.com/browse.cfm/4-pack-of-squeeze-bottles/4,3220.html
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
guy fieri signature squeeze bottles actually makes sense. squeeze some velveeta onto that bitch. kewl!
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
those squeeze bottles appear to be filled with hangover piss
― mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
Kulinary GangstaOut of BoundsBooks N StuffGreat Gift IdeasKulinary BundlesKulinary KidsKulinary KweensJohnny Garlics
!!!
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
"Put the weight gain blame on your baby as you shovel spoonfuls of apple donkey sauce into his mouth"
http://www.shopguyfieri.com/prodimg/onesie-250.jpg
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
That's not a onesie I'd want to see when I was breastfeeding.
― Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
OMG dude offers GOLF BALLS
― quincie, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
c'mon you can't eat a golf ball
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2b_SPCr78uQ/S5tVOkEG-WI/AAAAAAAAPHc/oKydHzOw2XE/s200/guy+fieri.jpg
YOU WANNA BET
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
gonna need something to wash those golf balls down
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
STOP POSTING THAT GIF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
Oh shit, guys, when you said "golf ball" I remembered that a coworker at my old job gave me a home game version of Minute to Win It featuring Guy Fieri's face all over the box. It has ping pong balls in it, although I can't remember what you're supposed to do with them. Cover them in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, probably.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
How much flavor do YOUR golf balls have?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
Do you all want to come over and play the home version of Minute to Win It and eat some S'Mores Pizza and crispy cheeseburger ravioli? I live off the first exit to Flavortown.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
How far from the Donkeysauce river?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
I think the most sensible reaction to any Guy Fieri-branded paraphernalia is to cover it in donkey sauce and carry it across the room between your butt cheeks
here's hoping never sponsors a NASCAR driver
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
Aw, fuck it, why not?
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
I guess if you want to cover Jeff Gordon or Danica Patrick in donkey sauce and carry them across the room between your butt cheeks, that's your business
― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
I'm going to have to do a lot of butt cheek clenching before I can pull that off, I fear.
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
Plus, I generally don't allow spicy, mayo-based sauces near my ass anymore
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)