worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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FLAVORTOWN ->
OLD SKOOL
S'MORES PEPERONI PIZZA EGGROLL
PIEROGI
MORE FLAVOR

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

REAL DEAL
S'MORES PEPERONI PIZZA EGGROLL
POWER

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.cstatic.net/g/500x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/50e46d46f92ea1696d001f62/guy-fieri-saves-the-world-cheeseburger-ravioli.jpg

Pretty sure I remember cheeseburger flavor from the cheeseburger I ate this weekend but thanks.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

Oh my god is that real?

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

Flavortown is the worst place in the world.

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

taco bundt cakes

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

i'm so in love with the extraneous words and fonts on the packaging of those items

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

chicken caesar salsa

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

hot dog hummus

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

belgian waffle cheese fries, just like mom used to make

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

i'm so in love with the extraneous words and fonts on the packaging of those items

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, February 11, 2013 10:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even his goddamn name has too many words and too many fonts.

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

And extraneous punctuation!

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

Flavortown's public schools must be dreadful.

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

if only I could recapture that cheeseburger flavor I remember as a kid

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

"the cheeseburger flavor you remember as a kid" is grammatically confusing. doesn't it imply that you, as a kid, remember it?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

That burnt monk smell you remember as a viking

Canaille help you (Michael White), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

you remember yourself as a kid, and then as that kid you remember your cheeseburger named Rosebud

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

And on your deathbed you whisper...

"...more... flavor..."

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

the cheeseburger you remember as a kid. so. mcdonalds?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

Was he fed steamed cardboard as a kid? He seems to live in a world where the threat of 'less flavor' reigns supreme.

Canaille help you (Michael White), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

forget it Jake, it's Flavortown

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

I looked up donkey sauce and it's basically an over-garlicked aioli with hoseradish and sriracha. If you're 20 and stoned and you come up with this, fair enough, but it's an excellent way not to to taste your food imho.

Canaille help you (Michael White), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

Guy needs an al borland type character in his quest for more power flavor

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

Accused and convicted of witchcraft, Guy Fieri lay face up in the town square, flavor piled heavy on his chest. Again and again the magistrate demanded he confess, but in the end, he gave them only two words: "More flavor!" he said. Then he died.

carl agatha, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

why does the box say "perishable"? food would have to be pretty un-food-like to have to tell you that it is, in fact, perishable.

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

I veryly believe in my heart that Guy Fieri is a dreadful wizard

joygoat, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

Ugh that gif.

schwantz, Monday, 11 February 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

if i had the time, i'd buy these and post my reviews on Youtube a la Leonard's frozen pizza reviews on "Community."

i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

Arent many ravioli types already filled with meat and cheese?

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

Also that gif looks so porny every time i acidentally see it at work I freak out and close my browser.

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:43 (thirteen years ago)

There is no benefit to associating Guy Fieri with cunnilingus.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

ban dayo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.salon.com/2012/10/guy_fieri_rect.jpg

chilli, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

L-R: Heinz Ketchup, Frank's Red Wings

mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure he got the phrase "Real Deal Pepperoni Pizza Power" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:27 (thirteen years ago)

I had one of those playsets as a kid now that you mention it

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

can we do a photoshop color edit and make that a bottle of ketchup?

this is not at all related to carl agatha's post

IT SO IS U DISGUSTING CAD

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

no, cad is a diff ilxor

mh, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:30 (thirteen years ago)

Guy Fieri Signature Collection at Zales Jewlery

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

Lmao

Canaille help you (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

Damn, even by Zales standards that's sad.

Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks for the new DN.

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

Treat him to an off-the-chain look he's certain to appreciate.

u_u

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

I have 2 days to convince my sister in law that my brother would love a piece from the Guy Fieri Signature Collection for Valentine's Day

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

I don't hate the cufflinks.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

"i don't know, throw a shit-ton of stars on it?"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)


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