iirc the more you believe in astrology the likelier you are to stay one
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Friday, 8 February 2013 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
i'm awesome at cooking but i don't like to bake. i don't enjoy measuring and i can eat so many cookies that it's better for my health if i don't bake.
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Friday, 8 February 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
i am a sagittarius (but really an "ophiuchus" if nu-astrology is anything to go by) so i don't like following rules.
― johnny hit and run paul lynde (get bent), Friday, 8 February 2013 23:52 (thirteen years ago)
i am a vegetarius, i think it makes cooking less complicated
― schlump, Friday, 8 February 2013 23:55 (thirteen years ago)
I don't bake. I love cooking, but I rarely eat bread, cakes &c., and baking is much more boring than cooking, like mail order vs browsing in a shop.
― ogmor, Saturday, 9 February 2013 11:31 (thirteen years ago)
who doesn't love the cavalier oil drizzle, the impulsive transfer of ingredients from their container to the bowl
noooooo
chills down spine thinking about being made to do this. HOW MUCH IS A "DRIZZLE"? if you don't tell me exactly how much, how am i meant to know when to stop?
impulse has no place in cooking because everything will assuredly go disastrous if it does.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
I enjoy both cooking and baking.
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
haha. i mean no offense to you or my sis but you sound exactly like my sister (i.e. must follow recipe to the "t" and offer no creativity or common sense.was making the dough for some vegan sweet potato pecan breakfast rolls for her and niece the other week and when she saw how i was doing it she kinda started to flip. i asked her how they came out and she said "awesome". i'm not impulsive with baking but i've done it enough so i know what a tsp or tbslp of something looks like w/out always measuring. and it's a science but not rocket science. and just 'cuz something is in print somewhere as a recipe doesn't mean that it will always make sense.
― making plans for nyquil (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
oh, sorry, xpost to lex
― making plans for nyquil (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:47 (thirteen years ago)
lex's difficulties with cooking are well-documented on ilx and no further amount of posting is like to make him warm up to the concept
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
it's like coaxing dame barbara cartland into a pair of levi's
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
I must confess I get stressed out by a pinch of anything
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 10 February 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
i think i find cups more troublesome. some cups are twice the size of other cups.
― schlump, Sunday, 10 February 2013 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
Lol, tbf when I was a kid mum always talked in dashes and dabs and dollops, drove me barmy.
Pinches are fine. Trying figuring out if a dash and a bit and a shake are 3 diff measurements or the same thing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 February 2013 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
I like "a knob of butter" and would measure everything in knobs if possible
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 10 February 2013 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
i have measured out my life in knobs
― bantz a make her dance (c sharp major), Sunday, 10 February 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
a murder of butter
― schlump, Sunday, 10 February 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
a gaggle of eggs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 February 2013 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
lex, do you watch your bf when he cooks, does he talk about what he's doing or why?
― just1n3, Sunday, 10 February 2013 23:17 (thirteen years ago)
re: drizzling, my food improved when I filled a spray bottle with olive oil. Spritzy spritz, kale chips
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 10 February 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
I think I like baking better than cooking
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
probably the hardest thing about baking is getting to know your oven
gonna invent a camera that you can install in your oven and it routes to your TV
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
then i'm gonna get 3 miniature astronaut figurines and put them in there and watch them melt
RIP Apollo 1
that's one small step for flan, one giant leap for meringue pie
― 乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
irl lols
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 February 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
the treacle has landed?
i watch with much the same i-don't-even-know-how-you-do-that awe that i would watch a magician. it makes me feel even less like i'd be able to do it myself! occasionally he asks me to grate "some" of an ingredient and refuses to tell me EXACTLY how much just because he's amused by the ensuing panic. once he asked me to peel a potato and when i looked round he was in hysterical laughter and i still don't know what i was doing wrong :(
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 08:23 (thirteen years ago)
Well thats just mean, he should be showing you how to do it! Thats how you learn!
― Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 11 February 2013 09:39 (thirteen years ago)
oh i think he knows i'm not that interested in learning
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:09 (thirteen years ago)
it being a completely lost cause etc
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:10 (thirteen years ago)
Our house mirrors Shakey Mo's in that I'm the cook and Em's the baker, by and large, but I probably still bake more often than she does, but that's largely down to the fact that I exercise more than her so have no guilt about eating cake.
My baking is limited to cakes, though, and big ones at that (i.e. not cupcakes or any other single-portion fiddly shit). I make loaf cakes quite often, mostly a banana one, and brownies too. My brownies are fucking incredible.
After I've made something to a recipe a couple of times I have to start improvising though - I now use a different sugar for my brownies, and mix in some ground pistachios at the end, and so on, and I add rum and dark chocolate chips and more ginger and cinnamon than specified into the banana cake. I guess that comes from improvising whilst cooking though; I feel a need to personalise stuff. But if you get a good recipe and you've got a decent oven and all the equipment and the right-sized baking trays etc, you should be fine as long as you follow the instructions.
This is how Em bakes - she doesn't like cooking, though unlike Lex she can peel potatoes and will thus help out with stuff at least - by following a recipe exactly. She likes the reassurance of being able to follow instructions closely, and she's made all sorts of breads and cakes that way. I wish she'd do more but she's quite impatient in many ways, and if she doesn't do something perfectly first time she can get frustrated with it and give up.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 11 February 2013 10:42 (thirteen years ago)
if em has that attitude i'm surprised you're shocked at other people disliking cooking, because that getting frustrated when something doesn't come out right is exactly why i refuse to even try cooking these days.
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:44 (thirteen years ago)
Em doesn't even refuse to try, though, in fact she's eager to help out more in the kitchen now we have much more space there.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 11 February 2013 10:55 (thirteen years ago)
Understanding cooking is, I imagine, a long slow process if you didn't grow up doing it. I think watching your bf cook my help with some of your anxiety around it, even if you never end up really caring about learning to do actual cooking. Xps to lex
― just1n3, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
eh, none of the ppl I grew up w/ did any degree of cooking as children/teenagers, I don't think it's uncommon. surely it's always a long slow process?
― ogmor, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
I think it has more to do with the right cookbooks.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)
I went from grinding pepper and splashing vinegar into cans of chickpeas and calling it an entree to impressing carnivorous inlaws with Delia Smith "pork" pot pies in about four months. Before that it was bad cookbooks making me make bad food. The cookbooks that taught me were Thai Vegetarian by Vatcharin Bhumichitr, Delia Smith Vegetarian, and Veganomicon.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
My mom has never cooked a meal since I've been sentient and she was embarrassed and indignant about that fact, and would assure us she was a good cook, and she'd buy pies from local apple farms and tell us she made them (despite visible boxes in the recycling) and we'd not question her lies b/c either way there was delicious pie
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
imo it's a combination of growing up with it as just1n3 says, and innate skill
i dunno how much recipe books are to blame - it's the very basic stuff i can't do
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
Was cleaning out a closet full of old books over the weekend and gladly placed all of my Borders bargain rack cookbooks in the donate pile. I have a few cookbooks I trust but yeah, bad cookbooks can be a huge stumbling block. Recipe websites with rating systems = strong contender for best thing about the internet.
― cwkiii, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
I've gotten confident enough at both to put myself in the "good" category, but lots left to figure out. On the baking front, I'm good with cookies, cakes, pies, but have done very little with bread. That's one of my goals for this year.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
xp 1000000 yes. My thing these days is just to buy some veg on sale and then google "best savoy cabbage ever" and make some decisions. (The results for "best swiss chard ever" are highly recommended btw)
wrt baking, this was the recipe that made me go "ok I can bake pastry"
http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/type-of-dish/desserts/tart/deep-lemon-tart.html
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
Cake I made for son's 8th birthday last year. He wanted an Angry Orange cake, so I baked it and made the frosting, and my artistically gifted gf did the decorating.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/angryorange_zps5bfd76cd.jpg
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
xp OK, I just googled "best swiss chard ever" and got something with kalamata olives and capers in it. This goes against all of my food instincts.
― cwkiii, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
one of my favourite cakes ever was this nando's cake a friend of mine made once: http://twitpic.com/1ikpcp
(the chips were white chocolate)
― lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
whaaaaaaat
― steaklife (donna rouge), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
I'm much better at baking than cooking. There's so little wiggle room to baking that I find if you can't do it right you just can't do it; follow the instructions and you're 98% there. But cooking ... there's an improv aspect to it that I can't handle.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
I used to cook like a baking recipe: exactly this much of this and that, in this order. Then I made friends with a professional cook/chef who was like WHAT are you doing? Put in your aromatics, then your veg, then your sauce base, then your liquids, etc, and I started to realize that it's just about a pattern and not the specifics.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:25 (thirteen years ago)