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i had considered you to be a pro-european activist tbh

Totally knew about "Get Back".

social and political activist William L. Pierce

LOL

The original version of "Get Back" was meant ironically as a protest against Enoch Powell, right?

And it morphed from there into a song about transvestite drug dealers.

Mitt Romney is a speaker at CPAC ???!!! [1]
Suggested title for his talk: "Maybe social issues are important after all."

yes, the original lyrics of 'get back' were definitely satirical -- more here:

http://www.beatlesbible.com/songs/get-back/

this whole article, lol. "It was founded by Morris Dees and Joseph J Levin—the former a cosmopolitan mercenary accused in court of child molestation,[1] the latter a confirmed Jew." a confirmed jew!!

especially like the mini ✡ and ☭ they have as footnotes to peoples' names

Conservapedia is proven right: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD, and the lamestream media finally admit it. [1]
Liberal denial crashes again.

fuck that liberal media who thought he would never die

http://www.conservapedia.com/Limousine_liberal

I see your limousine liberal and raise you a champagne socialist.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Deaths_directly_attributed_to_the_liberal_media

John Wayne Gacy (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was a liberal Democrat 1970s serial killer. He was convicted and later executed for the rape and murder of 33 boys and young men, 29 of whom he buried in the crawl space under his house, between 1972 and his arrest in December 1978. In an interview where he denied killing any of his victims, John Gacy said he was bisexual and "very liberal".[2] Gacy was also a Democratic Party activist who had his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter after being given Secret Service clearance.[3] At the time of the picture, Gacy had several victims hidden in his home.[4]

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Lamestream media

whenever I think about sites like these images of Jack Black and his 'brothers' in Bob Roberts pop into my head

http://content9.flixster.com/rtmovie/7_ori.jpg
^^^ founders of conservapedia

The best of the public Chicago Bulls end the winning streak of the Miami Heat, as Overrated Sports Star LeBron James incurs a flagrant foul in the final minutes. [6]

dont' tread on me To Catch a Predator and WWF

http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_New_Conservative_Words

fascinating

http://www.conservapedia.com/Action-at-a-distance

King James Version
Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe.

Proposed Conservative Translation
Then Jesus snapped at him, "Unless you people see miracles and signs, you will never believe."

Huh...I thought conservatives thought using anything other than the KJV was heretical.

Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than liberal terms. Conservative triumph over liberalism is thus inevitable.

Either this really is the longest long-con troll of all time, or these people are insect-eggs-in-the-brain crazy.

The site is heavily populated by trolls, there's some discussion up thread about it

plus the mentally ill

I like how that 'conservative words' thing more or less follows an exponential curve, as if in the future we will hit a CONSERVATIVE WORD SINGULARITY and every word ever created will be more and more conservative.

re: the Chicago Bulls thing, I'm trying to figure out what "public" is doing in the sentence. Is the author advocating public ownership over privatized commodification that LeBron stands for?

he's saying that the success of the bulls is an example of the "best of the public," which is Schlafly's term for the wisdom and grit of the common man winning out over liberal academia.

Sounds like Commie talk to me!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Mystery:Did_a_Fake_Fidel_Castro_Meet_the_Pope%3F

Statistically LeBron doesn't measure up to the media hype about him, and he has won only one NBA title after joining a team with the best players. The bottom line is that the media declared him long ago to be the best, and is sticking to their story with an absurd amount of promotion.--Andy Schlafly 12:54, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

who is the tebow of the nba?

LeBron James is known best for never winning a scoring title, despite having strong athletic skills. He reportedly has the play-making ability and athleticism of guard in a power forward's build. In his 2012-13 season, Lebron averaged 26.8 points per game, 8 rebounds per game, and 7.2 assists per game while shooting 56.5 points from the field and 40.6 points from 3, all while leading his team to the best record in the NBA (66 wins) and the second longest winning streak in NBA history with a 27 game run. But if he's so difficult to defend, then why doesn't he score more points?

who is the tebow of the nba?

AC Green?

AC Green was good though

spencer hawes

Jeremy Lin

but of course no one is as bad as Tebow lol

Ha, Lin is actually a pretty good call.

Hansbrough

I wish Schlafly posted about sports every day:

Completely unseeded players have won grand slam women's tennis titles (singles) roughly 10% of the time since 2007. In light of how many players are seeded, that casts doubt on the ability of experts to predict the winner.

And on the men's side, the winner is not from the top two seeds often enough, which likewise casts doubt on the expert opinions.--Andy Schlafly 00:15, 2 July 2013 (EDT)

25% of the entered players winning 90% of the time is pretty good

Schlafly sez that Murray lost to Federer in the final last year because atheist Britain didn't pray hard enough

Another bust of a Hollywood movie: $150 million loss for "Lone Ranger." [17] The public doesn't want liberal claptrap.

"Atlas Shrugged"
Budget:$8,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend:$1,686,347 (USA) (15 April 2011)

$6.3 million loss. The public doesn't want conservative claptrap.

god lone ranger was basically inconvenient truth 2 eh

conservapedia otm

Tom Brady — has relatively weak throwing strength, which makes him less effective when there is a good pass rush that forces him to throw while moving. But the media over-promote Brady because he says so little of religious value.