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The best part of last night's Daily Show was when they interviewed that security consultant, btw.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 3 December 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but that report is from, like, last year.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 3 December 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

walter kranz, like Dave Grohl, has contributed to Kerry 2008?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 December 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I like the Black Crowes.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 3 December 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

they have one or two okay songs (just like the white stripes).

― The Great Pagoda of Funn (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 December 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Yes, that's the Kerry conf Stewart used as grist.

Who else are the Democrats going to send out there?...The obvious choice is the nationally known figure who was almost elected president and has nothing to lose at this point.

The nationally known Joke whose only coherent line for or against the war in a 2-year campaign was 'If I'd known what we know now -- I'd still have voted to authorize.'

As Lucy Van Pelt would say, Kerry unavoidably has "a failure face."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Kerry makes me feel ashamed to be a registered Democrat. He should pack it in and admit that his political career is over... instead he's like the evil professor in Reanimator.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

walter kranz, like Dave Grohl, has contributed to Kerry 2008?

Dr Morbius, as usual, doesn't know what he's talking about?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Kerry doesn't make me ashamed to be more Democrat-aligned than Republican-aligned, but dude does seriously need a gigantic PR overhaul which whould probably begin with the words, "Look America, the 2004 campaign was an exercise in stupidity and I'm sorry for wasting your time; as amends, I give you naked dancers."

― Dan (I'd Vote For Him) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Undergrad jock Jon Stewart had awesome thighs:

http://www.gawker.com/news/sports/jon-stewart-very-very-offside-141445.php

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

oh yum.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

I don't know how to feel about gawker having a 'jews' category, though.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

hottt

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

ROWR

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

COME TO PAPA

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

"Mr. Youth was being a dick."

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

That Demetri guy is so "alt."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Last week's Coot-Off between Robert Byrd and Ted Stevens was rather choice.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

nice joke about killing a hobo!

okay daily show writer dude, we know you're lurking here, fess up.

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:09 (twenty years ago)

that's not the first time they've had hobo killing jokes!!

but still, stop stealing our jokes, daily show

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:17 (twenty years ago)

The author on last night, Peter Bergen, had this weird flailing laugh, like a Mark McKinney character.

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:42 (twenty years ago)

i posted this on slocki's thread too, but the daily show used the phrase "the thumbsucker proxy" as the title of a newsbit two days after someone posted it to the film title mashup thread. coincidence? oh, probably.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

How much of an audience does this show have over in the UK now, anyway?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:07 (twenty years ago)

There's been a bunch of weird ilx-Daily Show coincidences.
A. Bunch.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Jon Stewart is a goon and a fan of intelligent dance music and has made two threads about lost IDM classics.

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 13 January 2006 07:34 (twenty years ago)

THNK HES A GOOOON?!!1

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

he showed a PHOTOSHOPed image of Bush last week doing something and said something about Johnny Carson being part of a GOLDen are of COMEDY the next night he's sending us signals I think. very tricky jon but we read ya ;-)

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:00 (twenty years ago)

IT IS A MYSTARY!

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:07 (twenty years ago)

intelligent dance music

ROFL

The Colbert tag where he was sobbing like Mrs. Alito was as funny as anything I've seen on his show in awhile.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 January 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

i just saw jon stewart hailing a cab in front of my office, there's your connection.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Haha maybe Jon Stewart would like to peruse some of the albums in my amazon blowout

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 January 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

TDS has used "douchebag" and "taint" tonight.

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

The 'taint' thing was WAY too long, they shoulda cut straight to the D.C. map.

Since I avoid cable news networks, this is the only place I catch things like Mayor Nagin's "chocolate city / God is sending hurricanes" embarrassment. I mean, holy shit.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Same here. Well i avoid paying for cable.
But that "chocolate city" thing - you can't make that stuff up!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 20 January 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Of the two new guys(since we're down to Ed Helms, Samantha Bee(on the baby DL), and Rob Cordry), I'm liking Dan Bakkedahl(the balding frumpy one). I'd kinda like to see them bring on Jon Hodgson as a regular commentator.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 January 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

I now am at the point where I no longer mind missing the Daily Show but I try to catch as much as possible of Colbert. Mr. Stewart, you have been surpassed.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 January 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm still calling SC a parody of a joke. Stewart does NOT need to be interviewing Paul Bremer, however.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 January 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

unconfirmed report that Samantha Bee finally had her kid, and it turns out that she's married to Jason Jones, the other new correspondent.

Also, Rob Corddry's wife is expecting this summer.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

What was up with SC last night. He seemed nervous and his timing was all over the place.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

he was really bad the night before too

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I also thought JS was genius last night at ripping on McClellan.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Dunno. haven't seen them yet. Tuesday night's "Word" segment was off, tho.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Cocaine's one helluva drug?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I thought I was the only one thinking that!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.seancoon.org/2006/01/the_daily_show_taint_nothing_but_a_thang.html

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Kingfish, does the fact that Samantha was described on a recent episode as taking care of her new baby and shown in a photograph with baby on her tit count as an "unconfirmed report"?

That was, easily, the best use of a nursing mother photo I've ever seen.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Certainly, in that I didn't see that ep and didn't they had gone with that bit.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

this says it all

Back in 2002, when I was Nerve dating, I met a very attractive and seemingly cool woman. Our profiles showed we were both into hip-hop, specifically Talib Kweli, she was at a non-profit while getting her post-grad degree and lived just a few neighborhoods away in Brooklyn.

― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i hate talib kweli :(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

hey, that taint right, kweli is dope! ;-)

― sean coon, Monday, 23 January 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

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