DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

Dorrieswatch:

"This bill in no way makes a requirement of faithfulness from same-sex couples. In fact, it does the opposite. In a heterosexual marriage a couple can divorce for adultery, and adultery is if you have sex with a member of the opposite sex. In a heterosexual marriage a couple vow to forsake all others ... A gay couple have no obligation to make that vow [to faithfulness] because they do not have to forsake all others because they cannot divorce for adultery. There is no requirement of faithfulness. And if there is no requirement of faithfulness, what is a marriage?"

"Rosa Parks did not give up her seat on that bus for me, a traditional christian conservative, to go to the back of the bus" - Tory MP Stewart Jackson

so this is what boggling actually feels like. boggle.

Enviable talent pool Conservative party has to draw on

did someone actually pull out the "Adam and Steve" line in Parliament today? o_O

.. And after all that money spent on their own education...

Twitter currently searching wide for a couple called Adam and Steve planning to marry once this passes.

that would be a first, no record of adam and steve in hansard

kind of what to search hansard for all the jon gauntish cant phrases

what/want

We celebrate new years eve, not new years steve

Keats wrote eve of st agnes, not steve of st fagness fyi

When Adam delved and Steve span
Who was the the gentleman?

Wow at Dorries and Jackson. Do they have no awareness of how idiotic they sound?

As a Christian I just don't besteve in gay marraige

Jeeves and Wooster, not Steve and Woofter

Oh fuck I just realised that I've been saying "perverting the cause of justice" all these years ;_;

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/07/michael-gove-gcse-replacement

English Baccalaureate dead in the water. This was Gove's flagship policy.

Which educational/textbook company does Rupert Murdoch own, just out of interest?

He owns a company called Amplify which hasn't really moved into the UK education sales sphere yet. There's no doubt that he sees education as one of the core money-spinners of the future, though.

Undoubtedly.

Gove got religion to secure places for his children at St Mary Abbots (best primary school in Kensington and Chelsea, also three miles from where he lives). The normal parents hate him and the wife, who apparently teaches a Sunday school class there for extra brownie points. In view of what he's doing to other people's children, isn't that interesting?

Gove is the equivalent of an football manager who fucks up all the time and the media go easy on him because he's their mate. He must be world class when it comes to sucking up to people.

Totally. One of the most hilarious things I have seen on Twitter was one C. Moran going 'wait, he's really nice' like he'd willingly interact with any other person from her background.

am i right in saying this has been blocked by the committee/lib dems for practical concerns about the specific implementation timetable rather than problems of principle? "dead in the water" seems premature if so.

and by premature i mean optimistic, although presumably not during this parliament

Strikes me they are using this opportunity to get the hell off this boat.

Gove gets mad love from journos because he's one of them: he's basically just the one out of a hundred blowhard opinions 4 u columnists who managed to kiss enough of the right arses to get a chance of actual power. He's living the op-ed hack's dream.

English Baccalaureate dead in the water. This was Gove's flagship policy.

Wack EBacc-y gets smoked...

am i right in saying this has been blocked by the committee/lib dems for practical concerns about the specific implementation timetable rather than problems of principle? "dead in the water" seems premature if so.

He seems to be proposing revisions to the current GCSE structure rather than a a replacement now so i think it's over for the foreseeable future.

Anything that punctures that little prick's balloon of self-regard is worth celebrating

am sure you're all up on this already but it was a slight revelation to me:

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/07/gove-dark-stab-baddiel-footage

Slave labour illegal after all, phew

love this, from the comments page:

To equate these schemes with "slave labour" is an offense to genuine slaves around the world, which is the real crisis.

lol@ that guy giving a fuck about genuine slaves.

Well you know what Poundland's like, all cheap imitations of the genuine article, including their slaves

DEATH TO FALSE SLAVES

So...

Has anybody else been invited to the Labour People's Policy Forum to decide what 'One Nation' is actually all about? I'm baffled as to where my name came from, having never even been vaguely involved with the Labour party, but I'm half tempted to go.

First thoughts from the literature they've included:

The new Labour party logo looks really like some kind of BNP offshoot, and using "one nation" alongside it doesn't help.

The language used feels like a BNP hybrid too - lots of emphasis on the country needing to act together and become great again, focus on heavier/better policing and protecting children/the family from the scary 'future' Britain. "On immigration where those in power seemed to ignore the public's message that high levels of migration were having huge impacts on their lives. We must work to make sure that never happens again." (my emphasis) There are only about 10 paragraphs of text, so including it shows it's one of the main points of policy focus.

Personally, "Britain Isn't Working" is a mis-step. Feels like they would have gone with "coalition isn't working" for the complete Thatcher vibe if they thought they could have got away with it.

It's "invitation", not "invite".

The "Your Britain Policy Den" where you get the opportunity to "pitch to Labour's Policy Dragons" is just hilarious.

Whoever chose the photos of Ed in the booklet should look for a new job. My favourite is 'feeling a giant pair of invisible boobs at a picnic table', although 'Ref! I got the ball!' is good too.

Perhaps life would improve for everybody if policies were not shaped to appeal to the stupidest and most reactionary white people, who never tire of reminding people they're oppressed worse than anyone while excusing others' poverty with 'this ain't Africa'. No child of immigrants has any business pushing shite like that.

Indeed, fuck one Britain

go, aldo, and express as much disgust as possible.

According to YouGov something like 43% of people consider "immigration" one of their top voting priorities. So either there are a lot of stupid and reactionary white people in this country or there's something else going on.

Immigration issues are usually housing or employment issues in disguise, they COULD make that clear but that would require a level of intellectual and moral leadership that is beyond the modern Labour Party.

People are always saying immigration is one of their top voting priorities and then ignoring it come election day - and voting on the economy as usual

Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8528/8478225797_4da8f699f5.jpg

Pass to me!

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8110/8478221367_e431d09c9e.jpg

Giant invisible boobage

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8234/8478216371_220dbd0291.jpg

Alex Salmond?

Just realised something about this:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8479310206_b5ac9a9c3b.jpg

So the leader, the shadow cabinet and the policy advisers will all be there for you tell them what their policies should be. Isn't there a shorter way to announce you and your entire team have no ideas?

Biggest politicians imaginary breasts I've ever seen. It's lucky he's talking to a woman of such slender build, or the picture might go seriously viral.

"Under a Labour-run NHS you'd get a free operation to make them this big."

One Nation Labour - i'm guessing the nation is the Duchy of Grand Fenwick

Clueless tool surrounded by clueless tools...
Comic Relief: David Cameron appears in One Direction video

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65931000/jpg/_65931746_65931744.jpg
Four people in this picture are a waste of space and irrelevant to the future of Britain...

Is that the David Cameron Madame Tussaud's waxwork?

Not unless they've had a wax shortage and have started filling them full of shit instead.