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Balotelli just scored his first for Milan. RIP Mario u r missed in this thread tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 February 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
Ah man. I hope he takes the league by storm.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 3 February 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
every time he scores someone'll post it here: it won't be that often once he gets bored.
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
R.I.P Carra.
― pandemic, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
rip, heaven needed another english franchise player with no skill or athleticism but plenty of passion and honesty and absence of nonsense
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
quite an own-goal haul for 'absence of nonsense' tbtfh
― imago, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
no nonsense defenders specialize in own goals, richard dunne has the record for current epl players, it's about being passionate and committed and trying to reach the ball even when not fast or skilful enough to properly control it
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
He's been one of the very best. I even liked him throwing a coin at the crowd once.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
like the way he used to blow his nose in every interview
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
and the pint of harp
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
and the grabbing attackers around the waste
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
waist, freudian slip as it usually happened against everton
we can't be expunging nilmar's favourite word from the carra discourse can we
― imago, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/did-jamie-carragher-shag-john-terrys-mumor-were-there-rumours-to-that-effect/3506965
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
mumor rumours
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
"Carragher, for me, is nothing. He's like a make of ketchup or mustard to a normal person: not important."
― Number None, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
Heinz Ketchup is quite important to me actually.
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:27 (thirteen years ago)
the right mustard is very important to me
― Number None, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
not really a Colman's fan though
― Number None, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
I am not wild about English mustard tbh. French's or whatever in a burger is nice but not properly mustard I guess.
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:32 (thirteen years ago)
Can it garnish a burger bought from a van on an industrial estate on a wet Wednesday in Stoke?
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
that quote was probably dioufy's biggest atrocity
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
it can, though it'd still taste of human flesh.
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
Posh mustard for sandwich and cooking, rubbish for burgers etc
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
english mustard is good for nowt whatsoever imo
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i'm not a fan
― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
longpig merchants
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nicholasschwartz/noted-soccer-expert-hulk-hogan-predicts-this-weekends-premie
― Canaille help you (Michael White), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/IyVVWAX.png
did think there was something different about lawro this week
― r|t|c, Friday, 8 February 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
not enough "brother"s in hulk's predictions to be lol
― every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Friday, 8 February 2013 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
ny times paying attention to the important stuffhttp://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/09/sports/soccer/premier-league-soccer-coaches-struggle-with-fashion.html?ref=sports&_r=0
― mizzell, Friday, 8 February 2013 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
best bit: (According to a person at Manchester City who would speak only if his name was nowhere near this information, Mancini’s scarf is not the common acrylic kind anyone can order online, but a softer, squarer, chicer, tassel-free cashmere version he has specially made back home.)
― mizzell, Friday, 8 February 2013 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
thru the wall FFS
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 February 2013 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
The last few weeks have seen Bale genuinely become too good for us to keep. His last three goals alone are just ridiculous.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 9 February 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)
xpost I never received a reply from the NYT's ombudsman when I emailed to complain that a piece about QPR inaccurately referred to them as "Queens Park" in the headline. You'd think that wasn't the most significant complaint they'd ever had or something. But for me it was morally equivalent to Judith Miller.
By the way, didn't SAF look terrible on Football Focus?
― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Saturday, 9 February 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
xpost Yeah, he is getting very very good. I really hope Spurs make the CL this season and are able to talk him into staying. If he maintains this form for the foreseeable future and you make a few new acquisitions in the summer I don't think it'd be out of the question for you guys to break through the glass ceiling in the next year or two.
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 9 February 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)
I know they're a goal down but Pardew might want to reconsider this whole committing ten players forward at once thing.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
xp You're in no position to get all sniffy about being compared to Queen's Park, buddy
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
Bale to United might finally compel me to stop watching the Premiership
― imago, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:10 (thirteen years ago)
spurs are perennially 'a few signings away'
― ogmor, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:27 (thirteen years ago)
Rafa in
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:29 (thirteen years ago)
Is this on tv, whats up
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:44 (thirteen years ago)
sky or your hated sky go
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)
Ah its fuckin one all whats this shit
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)
naughton sleeping, newcastle breaking, goufrann shooting, spurs defender deflecting, lloris diving. the wrong way.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:53 (thirteen years ago)
but bale did score a p cool f-kick.
Fuck naughton tho
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
Cant see him turning into a 50m winger any time soon
You fucking beauty bale
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 14:20 (thirteen years ago)
Newcastle keep letting Spurs play that ball where Lennon sneaks behind the left back, it's getting silly.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 9 February 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)