Oof, Reading too. Fucking Jimmy Kebe
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
doooooom
― r|t|c, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
Joe Bennett is a complete turd
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
Unbelievable!!!!! Villa fight back IMMEDIATELY! Where's this coming from?!
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
'absolute wonder-save' from al-habsi to deny schneiderlin the undisputed fluke goal of the season
― imago, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:32 (thirteen years ago)
Newcastle one up and Torres having to come on for Ba. I'll take it
― Number None, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
Monreal brings the Stokeian ultraviolence by busting Walters wide open.
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
Monreal has something of a Baby Kraaxti to his look.
― hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
I for one look forward to his future blunders being dubbed the 'Monreal comedy festival'
― ima go (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
Weimann blazes over when through one-on-one. I'll be amazed if Villa aren't ruing that in an hour's time (unless they lose 4-2)
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
WHAT A GOAllllllllllll
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
Beauty from Benteke, mea culpa (culpa autocorrected to villa btw)
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
that run currently bookended by 3-1 wins on merseyside
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
beautiful goals from Lampard and Mata. Fuck it
― Number None, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
Saints and Wigan now drawing. If Sunderland can just stick one more past Reading this'll be a perfect set of results.
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
Mother eff. Here it comes. I can't keep still.
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:27 (thirteen years ago)
Newcastle back in it!
― Number None, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
Sissoko looks really good
― Number None, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
hearing rumours Carroll has scored
― Number None, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
will believe it when i see it
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
alles les bleus! i mean newcastle!
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
:( fucking gutted
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
Oh villa
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
Sissoko again. I get the feeling they'll love him at newcastle
― Jibe, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
far far too easy
Also sissoko you dick you've done more at Newcastle in 2 games than for my ff team those past 6 months :(
― Jibe, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
pure misery right now. this could hurt them more than getting beaten by bradford
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
Obligatory topless Geordie jelly belly shot on SSN eurgh
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Saturday, 2 February 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
ConorMcMeekin on Twitter: "I hope Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is happy with the collapse of our season. Chelsea have turned into a joke."
http://content5.videojug.com/31/315d2b98-0eda-0a12-52c0-ff0008ca3c71/how-to-cry-on-cue.WidePlayer.jpg
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
Cisse is going to hold Newcastle back i'm afraid
― Number None, Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
Did he really prefix the name with 'Chelsea owner'?
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
maybe he just wanted to get closer to 140 characters, kind of like eating more food than you want at a buffet because it's free
― ima go (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
i'm just reporting the facts sir. Garth Crooks seems spectacularly butthurt about the Chelsea result too.
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
That always leads to disaster though, like when the swimming pool isn't staged exit so you stay until closing time.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
I wish I believed Villa could hold a lead. Maybe if they ever got to 5 goals up they'd have a punchers chance.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
You were unlucky that it was Everton today imo. You were resilient enough to see off worse sides. That said, it's awful that you didn't make Fellaini work hard for the goal when it came.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
dejagah gives the ball away eve.ry.time.
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
wow. fulham could've had 2!
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
This is a pretty good game so far - could have been five or six goals by now
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
should of had a hat trick at least
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
U WILL NEVER SCORE!
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
Maybe the ref will award us one goal for every three times we hit the woodwork
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
Somewhere a Malaysian betting syndicate is rubbing its hands in glee
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
(for the benefit of non-viewers, the lights have mysteriously gone out)
glow in the dark ball?
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
Jesus, ESPN. "Has this *ever* happened before?" Quite apart from the really famous incident I was alluding too, it happened to United *this season* away in Europe.
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:18 (thirteen years ago)
Wow that's shitty defending. Good finish.
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
jol out
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
This is nerve-shredding stuff
― A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
oh well. a pleasing performance though...
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)