itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

russian nesting douchebags

Bozhe moi!

all i can think of is "Hello Muddah Hello Faddah" right now

and a new spin on the line about getting eaten by a bear

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13696-9760.gif

"it's a mystery wrapped in artisanally prepared artichoke leaves stuffed inside a masculine asshole."

it sounds like some sort of gay porn premise: "twenty men take a weekend to escape the workaday world to enjoy the majesty of nature, good food and drink, and the most refined pleasure of all: sweaty man-on-man action"

it's basically "the other side of aspen"

except for that "one man per tent" thing

"we had become... a band of brothers"

awesome. fyi we're sending you to afghanistan, you'll ship out tomorrow morning.

one tentpole per man amirite

"at night we pitched our own tents...IN OUR PANTS" *hi-five*

Does anyone else have female friends that post "the new intern is so hot" and "remember not to rape the new intern"? Seems like it's cool/empowering for women and pervy for men.

And yeah i was gonna post this in whatever thread had that ridiculous stick figure chart.

it's POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

Does anyone else have female friends that post "the new intern is so hot" and "remember not to rape the new intern"?

do you mean ilxors

de-friend, problem solved.

no not ilxors. hipster friends. yeah bnw is probably right

knew it was gonna be good when I saw they had packed the french press

― 乒乓, Friday, February 1, 2013 7:43 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bought my french press specifically for camping!

"He's called Gaston."

so according to the vid, waking up wet is a masculine virtue

omg the euphemism thing

and the line about how they set up camp because the dire situation FORCED THEM TO *cuts to shot of french press*

http://www.finderskeepersrecords.com/discog_fkr064llp.html

on a related note to being a man, I am listening to this on spotify today

tempting to buy, that has to be some of the best novelty music compilation packaging

also the definition of leadership is that you are capable of setting up a camp as a group without hand-holding and instruction

xxpost AP lol we have a stainless steel REI french press for camping also

french presses seem like they would be really hard to clean in the wild

yeah i don't see the major problem with the french press

percolator would be manlier, tho

*snorts, spits, adjusts crotch*

http://vimeo.com/20253107

if I were camping and wanted to make coffee that wasn't instant I'd probably pack a pour over http://i.imgur.com/NVP9E8G.jpg

the cleaning is kind of annoying but the key to camping imo is strong coffee in the morning, and french press works for me.

no way, dude, aeropress or bust

http://www.seattlecoffeegear.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/e/aeropress.gif

pour over is a nice idea tho

xxpost looooooool that looks like one of those penis pumps

appropriate for bro camping
*snorts, spits*

spitting works but I don't think you're supposed to snort it

i dont have a problem with french presses, i have a problem with pretending you're trapped in a dangerous extreme wilderness situation where you must rely entirely on your manly instincts while sippin on french press coffee

you snort after the denoument

Snorting Coffee and Pitching Tents: How To Camp...Like a Man

Wild bears, sticky sap, roasting meat

I have never thrown an axe at a log though. Maybe that's what's missing from my artisan-man camping retreats

well that and the ability to pitch a tent

*spits*

if I host one of these I'm gonna plant a fake log that throws an axe at you after you throw an axe at it

haha like the apple-throwing trees in Wizard of Oz

friend makes the point, why did they call this the BETA expedition, is it because they are not ALPHAS?

one thing that cracks me up and shows exactly how out of touch I am from camping culture is the baseline assumption that coffee is going to be involved in some manner or form and the only thing at question here is the validity of the coffee maker

xp: omg lol axe-throwing log

never thrown an axe, but my lady-friend and I bring our bb guns

we could have sent someone to the hospital at jjj's bachelor party if only someone had thought to bring an axe

Imagining these guys hauling huge bags of green coffee beans with them to roast out in the wild.

Also Minnesota axe tossing, a new fad among the teeners.

I forgot coffee exactly once.

many people died that day

I feel like I do more stupid hazardous things in an average weekend than these guys did on this trip.

axe tossing is for assholes from the city who pay $3000 to go camping

betas