WORST of the Best Picture Oscar Noms (Only the '90s Edition)

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i don't think i could be with someone who doesn't like the english patient. enjoy sack lunch.

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

4 weddings

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

Gump.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

Titanic

banjoboy, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

The fugitive vs ghost

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

what's wrong with The Fugitive besides Ford dyeing his hair

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

the fugitive is fucking awesome

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

My experience of the fugitive is passing out after the first 30 minutes and then waking up for the last 30 minutes and thinking it was a super disjointed confusing short movie, but I believe in reader response criticism, so my vote will stand

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

Also the girl I was dating at the time yelled at me for getting drunk and super high beforehand and snoring during the movie, so basically f u the fugitive, no Oscar for u

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

The Fugitive is textbook Tommy Lee Jones awesomeness

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

This list doesn't look as bad as I thought it would, though that is probably because of how much worse the 00s norms were in comparison.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

still kinda amazed i saw all of these. i guess i saw a lot more movies before the internet came along to fill my life with its required daily dose of inanity.

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

fugitive is def one of those yeah i'll watch this on cable because i'm too lazy to change the channel

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

and it's always on cable

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really HATE The English Patient--there's about 90 mins worth that would've made for a good 1940s studio genre pic in there somewhere--but it's bloated as hell and contains some truly groan-worthy writing.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't seen The Fugitive since it was in theatres, when I remember not liking it as much as In The Line of Fire.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

hmm this isn't too bad a list, all things considered. if forced to, i could endure most of these again, but the one that would cause me the most dread is Life is Beautiful.

ryan, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

I can't actually be the only one voting for American Beauty....? Though objectively Dances With Wolves might be worse, I danced between those two.

There are lots of these which I think must be bad but which I can't be sure whether I've seen them or not (e.g. Scent of a Woman,Awakenings,Beauty and the Beast) but my feeling is that if it were REALLY bad enough to compete with AB and DwW, I'd remember the unpleasantness of watching it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

Full disclosure: there are only 11 of these I'm sure I've seen, and maybe 5 more that I may well have seen.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

american beauty would definitely make any shortlist i made

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

but gump is just out-and-out evil

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

i could stomach gump until the maudlin last 30 minutes or so. unforgivable.

ryan, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

Gump is another one I haven't seen since it was in theatres, but I have a feeling that if I watched it again now it would be too weird for me to out and out hate. Really, if this weren't the hit it was, we'd remember it as a camp curio today.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

I love Life is Beautiful. Mainly the first half, but the last half ain't half bad either.

Frederik B, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

i only have vague memories of it, to be honest. it's more the idea of seeing it again that i fear.

ryan, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Awakenings. I just want to again remind you that this was nominated for Best Picture.

pplains, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

lots of terrible movies have won best pic tho

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of want to vote Apollo 13 because I remember sitting in a theatre full of adults who were laughing their asses off at the piss being ejected into space and feeling mortified.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty great list.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

I really need to see Gump again. I loved it at the time, but I was like ten so what the hell did I know. Has there ever been a movie that was praised so highly at the time and then suffered such a huge backlash since? It's the Be Here Now of movies.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

Something like a quarter of this list is great movies that it's been too long since I watched. Totally missed The Fugitive! Which I did see recently and which kicked major ass.

Night Shit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

American Beauty is definitely the winner on the list in terms of the u-turn of my first 'oh, wow' impression to a later 'ugh, no' impression.

Night Shit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

you seriously cannot fuck with any of these:

The Silence of the Lambs
The Crying Game
The Fugitive
Quiz Show
The Shawshank Redemption
Babe
Fargo
L.A. Confidential

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Quiz Show" is my vote for "movie on this list which is basically perfect and which the world seems to have forgotten."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

rob morrow with worst boston accent evah

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

"WOY didn't ya TESTIFOY?"

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

life is beautiful, no contest. every other movie on the list does something better than life is beautiful, and none are even close to being as offensive

gump is way better than most of these. especially braveheart. you guys are really sleeping on braveheart. for example, you can't vote for titanic when braveheart's right there. you just can't.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to remember whether Gump was better or worse than that Benjamin Button remake they did.

Actually, that's unfair. Gump and BB are more like those two Nickelback songs you can play simultaneously and hear the extent to which the exact same formula was employed twice with different words.

Night Shit (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

i voted from the heart: jerry maguire

Aimless, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

If you watch Braveheart as pure fantasy instead of historical drama it's pretty good

formed arses (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

Goodfellas
The Silence of the Lambs
Fargo
Secrets & Lies

only ones i would rate highly or semi-highly, still haven't seen all of thin red line
another 7-8 i would rate as decent

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

Almost totally bad all around, but these are next level awful.

Awakenings
Scent of a Woman
The Shawshank Redemption
Braveheart
The Full Monty
Good Will Hunting
Life Is Beautiful
The Green Mile

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't bothered with The Prince of Tides, no matter how many times it's been referenced on The Simpsons.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

I don't love or even like Fargo like most of y'all do

Fargo and JFK are tied for my favorite from this group.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

I think I'd rewatch a lot of these movies on their own and enjoy them but when they're put together on a list like this I feel like I hate all of them

Except Babe

formed arses (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

That is, Babe is a great movie

formed arses (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

It's kind of sad in retrospect how much I hoped Babe would win best picture.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

JFK rules

Simon H., Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

There's about eight or nine decent-or-better flicks in here, rest can go to hell

Simon H., Thursday, 31 January 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

It's definitely one of the two non-heinous theatrical films by Richard Curtis.

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Sunday, 3 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

Do you force yourself to watch all of them? I haven't done that to myself with The Green Mile yet (but I plan to watch the imdb top 250 this year), and a few minutes of Awakenings on TV were enough for me.

adam the (abanana), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

If we're judging on the basis of # of times watched and how frequently I feel the urge to revisit, The Fugitive is pretty much the hands-down winner of this lot for me. It's joined the Robocop/Dazed & Confused pantheon of 'movies I am never not in the mood to watch'.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

Oh wait, this is a thread for the worst, how do I salvage my mistake...

The Fugitive ya right more like The F-U-gitive

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link

Robocop: Dazed & Confused.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

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I have only had 4 beers, I am not deterred from climbing MoonTower

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link

xpost I don't know why I did a backslash instead of a comma. But I'm pretty sure that hypothetical movie mashup is in fact The Entertainment as featured in the novel Infinite Jest (i.e. I would watch it until I was dead from entertainment).

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

The Piano is pretentious twaddle. The Insider is fake grittiness.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link


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