Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

yeah that suarez ball was ridic

sidwell is barely a footballer any more

that was definitely mainly de gea's fault, you go for those with your hands

It was a (poor) pass back, though, so he couldn't

oh yeah

Wtf is motd ffs

oh ok. H8 tv in the bedroom.

Thats on de gea, obv.

nah

Excellent sentence-starting from Laudrup: "He didn't start because I didn't want him to start because it was my decision..."

That best not be the suarez pass

Oh never mind there it is. Nice pass.

Why do we even pick two centre halves cunts just mark themselves

that was some save by boruc off RVP last night

remy injured, superb

QPR: Julio Cesar, Da Silva, Samba, Hill, Traore, Wright-Phillips, Mbia, Derry, Townsend, Taarabt, Mackie. Subs: Green, Park, Granero, Jenas, Ben Haim, Zamora, Bothroyd.

Norwich: Bunn, Martin, Bassong, Turner, Garrido, Snodgrass, Tettey, Johnson, Pilkington, Hoolahan, Holt. Subs: Camp, Whittaker, Howson, Jackson, Elliott Bennett, Becchio, Barnett.

ingredients

4 lumbering hardnuts who can't pass
6 wingers who can't shoot
1 world class keeper

arrange haphazardly, season liberally with hard cash

rémy's spent most of the past 10 months injured or coming back from injury. you better get used to it rtc

"My profile as a player is that when I've got a small problem, things become difficult. It might sound pretentious but the physios say to me that I'm like a Formula One car. Whenever I've got a small problem, it's straight into the pits."

he was nice enough to inform us beforehand

haha srs he said that? that is a beautiful quote that must strike fear into any qpr fans heart.

nah we know ur not playing for us if ur not damaged goods

unsurprisingly the story of this game is and will continue to be adel & 10 decoys versus hungry goon mob

you shameless fat diving cunt holt

that was shocking yeah

shameless

it's no coincidence, he knows he's eaten a magical pie that gives him ref immunity

Which foreigner did he learn that from I wonder?

quite good for qpr if he spends most of his day lumbering in the rw position tho'

neither side have been in this but it's still screaming norwich win

best to hope for is keep it level til the hour mark and then see if bobby fancies getting out of his car

this is holt's new role under hughton now apparently, slowly ploughing the channels like a rusty tractor

why god why must every shooting opportunity fall to swp

hint:long diagonals to swp prob not gonna work

Take it I haven't missed much in the Norwich QPR game then? Pitch looks shite, game looks scrappy and meh.

hint:long diagonals to swp prob not gonna work

― pandemic, Saturday, 2 February 2013 13:23 (45 seconds ago) Bookmark

chrissy samba's laser-guided cloven hoof will unlock all

QPR savages bloodying poor Turner...

This has to be one of worst fixtures for an early Saturday game I've seen for sky sports though. Love getting to watch Norwich, but it's a crappy pairing.

mbia is a loveable sausage but he could really do with studying fewer videos of me playing 5 a side

QOR will win this. Adel Taraabt looks a cut above everyone else on the pitch, Norwich obviously not candidates for relegation anymore but looking increasingly rattled these days nevertheless

This has to be one of worst fixtures for an early Saturday game I've seen for sky sports though. Love getting to watch Norwich, but it's a crappy pairing.

― CraigG, Saturday, 2 February 2013 13:27 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

nothing sexy ever happens first thing, learn to appreciate the bleary fumble imo

Haha, love it when they show a clip of the half-time entertainment on tv. Those kids looked like right spanners

get fellaini on to headbutt turner

Urgh. Holt stop being a cunt.

julio cesar!!!!

Hail Cesar

pen

ah shit

good save tbf

Phew. Bunn is still a twat for that challenge.

>___<

Not a fun game, but annoyed I have to go meet people to watch fucking rugby now.

bloody hell, you *did* sign Jenas - don't tell me you bought Bentley too

called it off, without crouch there was no skip to aim for