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Sarah and Conor sitting in a tree.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, I will never look as sultry as you have me imagined, though I'll take any chick who resembles such an image. Even in a snowsuit.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

EWWW. Conor has like a 12-inch waist. Are you trying to give me body issues?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry, Nick. Conor is a girl, and poses no threat to your mighty manliness.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ts: bright eyes vs. afghan whigs

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

boys size 6 vs. "stocky"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll take "stocky" as I would crush boys size 6. Any man in a snowsuit would look pretty lovable to me right now.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I havent' been horny in years. Do I need injections?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I agree he's too skinny. I need a new celebrity to crush on then.
By the way, every time I try to remember his name I think of CS, our resident werewolf.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I havent' been horny in years. Do I need injections?

Apparently not!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Conor Oberst should start a band with Conner Smedley.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Bright (Yellow) Eyes

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

God help me, I seriously for real just thought to myself, "I bet a werewolf woman would be a great shag".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

wild vadge!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the verizon guy still makes me horny though, for what its worth.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious is a closeted furry! Actually, a few months ago I read this werewolf regency romance novel that I found at the library. It was as dire as imaginable.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

still??!

x-post I guess you just made the realization that you're into hairy women, nickalicious. This is just the beginning of the rest of your life!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

phil has had a boner for the verizon guy for like years.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The verizon guy reminds me of Eugene Levy.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the verizon guy reminds me of jude law

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit, I'm not into hairy women, I swear! This is how it starts, just a simple moment of unabashed honesty on the internet. Watch, next thing I know, I will be accosted on the street by hordes of sex-starved lady sasquatches.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i switched from t-mobile to verizon wireless hoping that there would be pictures of the verizon guy on my monthly statement. but there aren't.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - you wish.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, ya got me

Okay, things I have learned today, thanks to this thread:

*what a "furry" is
*that google is like a university wherein I learn all the horrible things about humanity that I would've never wanted to learn in a billionty jillion years

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

so sex with a ladywolf would be sexy, but sex with a lady sasquatch wouldn't?

Sicko.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

SPECIESIST

― somebody else, appalled at nickalicious' speciesist sexual fascism (nickalicious, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my fears is that someday I will look exacly like the Verizon guy, and people will make "can you hear me now" jokes about me all the time.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I just imagined a she-wolf who, wanting to appear younger and more desirable, shaves her pussy.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i still want a band called She-wolf. Too bad I don't play any instruments besides SAXOPHONE.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, stop pretending you're hindered by playing sax. you could be like Rindy Ross from Quaterflash! Or Lora Logic! There's hellawesome precedent.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

how about her, nickalicious?

http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/vidcaps/62_29.jpg

(i r a buffy dork)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls who play saxophone, now there is a fetish I will wholeheartedly own up to.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never watched Buffy, so I'm afeared of commenting on said picture, should she turn out to be a werepomeranian or something...but she is k-rowr, with them big ol' lips and whatnot. I like lips.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah those are nice lips

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I like girls with them trumpet-playin' (or even better, sousaphone-playin') lips.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan you have nice lips

― Ididn'ttypethis (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

well shit I so wasn't horny when I saw this thread but now I'm thinking about all these girls playing wind instruments and...thanks a lot, asshats.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, she is kinda werepomeranianish in that ep, but she's hot when she's human...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone want an Mp3 of me playing the sax. I just so happen to have one.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan you have nice lips

That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me in weeks.

does anyone want an Mp3 of me playing the sax

I do!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a penis hat!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee, what's an HQX file and how do I play it?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what do jordan's lips look like?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.madolan.com/disasterdinner/music.jpg
http://madolan.com/comics/cornninjascomic.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan looks like a suave motherfocker.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HE PLAYS A MEAN TAMBOURINE

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(I don't remember if it was green)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this mean you'll all sleep with me?

(sorry, just trying to stay on topic)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha jordan dude
that corn maze is SO AWESOME!
it's a PIRATE THEME

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, those ARE nice & juicy lips!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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