Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

you cryptographic nonce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

awkward

@Trayce, its not a bad idea! Depressing, yes. But if we didn't, we wouldn't know that the guy down the street was a perv. Can't stop him from living there. Not gonna go egg his house or whatever. But I can know who shouldn't be talking to teenagers or whatever. Fortunately, there aren't that many in or current neighborhood. Where we used to live, there were dozens. So we moved. It's useful information.

no not the mother of a child, that would be pretty irrational although i do think humans should go extinct. mommies. it's like talking about yourself in baby talk.

So like, same goes if a husband calls his wife "mommy"?

i've never heard that but it sounds disgusting. i'm thinking like as in "mommyblogging"

people who put 'husband, father' in their twitter bio

This. Or Believer. Or worse when they put "Believer. Husband. Father." Poor kid gets the shit end of the stick.

xp Women with kids who call themselves 'mommies' are the worst. Though for some reason the British equivalent, 'mummies', doesn't grate on me as much.

the phrase "yummy mummies" makes me quite killy but has possibly never appeared outside the Daily Mail

xps to harbl: WHOA! yeah, I can see it in that context. Fuck that shit.

What I'm talking about it more the natural absorption of a word that gets flung at you all the damn time. I tend to think of myself, first and foremost, as "Daddy" these days. My irl first name is completely secondary to me and it's not really something that I planned. That's who I am, because that's what my kids and wife refer to me as most often.

the phrase "yummy mummies" makes me quite killy but has possibly never appeared outside the Daily Mail

Count yourself lucky your eyes were never scarred like mine by the poster for chicklit 'classic' the wives of bath, with the tagline 'a tale of yummy mummies with their flat brown tummies'. Sorry if you have to run out and by some optrex now.

Oh good grief.

Not so fast, Britishers. My friend P has paid for an entire house off the back of a gently satirical series of Yummy Mummy novels.

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2047/2326633259_0ee29a1f80.jpg

Self-identifying "mommies" are bemusing and annoying but let's remember that women are generally called upon by the dominant culture to abandon their individual identities, interests, and goals in order to raise their kids. I mean this happens with men, too, but less frequently and to a lesser degree. So, lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for this? Ok.

Resonance FM used to have an advert featuring the words "yummy mummies" which made me want to punch things. Presumably also satirical, but that didn't reduce the punching urge.

Also always sad when posters on other messageboards have chosen usernames like MumToFiveKids or SallysMom. That's nice, but I'm not talking to yr five kids, I don't know who Sally is, I'm talking to you and I feel bad that you couldn't think of a more you-specific identifier.

However I can of course always get behind hating the patriarchy, so, that too. I mean "yummy mummy" as a concept wouldn't exist if the basic rule wasn't that the only two useful things women can do are 1. be attractive 2. spawn kids, where 2 apparently immediately annuls 1 and it's totally cool for you to be harassed in the street for either doing 1 or not doing 1

Dunno, I've been known as "Amber's Dad" for a while, and I can see that happening for a long time..

Not to us, you aren't

That cereal looks disgusting. Maybe it glows in the dark.

marshmallow is such waste

Not a waste, I just like to have it plain, and not moulded into odd shapes.

not "a" waste, just waste. pointless tasteless yuck

1. Narrow sidewalk, v fast moving foot traffic single file in each direction, woman with a wheelie bag stops short out of nowhere to pull something out of her purse causing person behind her to run into her and me to run into that person. Bonus LOLs bc it's 9F out and everybody is booking to get inside and is covered in warm clothes with just a little visibility window between their hats and their scarves, so we look like idiot padded penguins plowing into each other on an ice floe.

2. I took a shortcut through the drugstore rather than walk around the corner to the main entrance of my building (9F!) and some tool rushing in behind me stepped on my heels TWICE, prompting me to say, "Watch it, asshole," which shockingly caused him to pause to hold the next two doors open for me (not in an "after you" chivalry way, just in a pausing in the door to hold it so it doesn't slam in my face regular politeness way), which was weird and annoying bc if he's in such a hurry he should just own it and live with the consequences. He seemed actually chagrined to be called an asshole.

Not IA about either thing, actually. Just amused at human behavior.

wheelie bag

This was all you needed to say for me to be IA too

13,590 messages so I've probably said this before but:

If you're turning left at an intersection and the light turns from yellow to red, you may still (quickly) make your turn. It's acceptable.

Otherwise, you're going to be sitting in one place, waiting through a lot of signal cycles (and we will too, sitting behind you.)

xxp Arrrghhh, people stepping on my heels makes me soooo IA.

I am a sometimes heel-stepper. I take my punishment (which is to be publicly recognized as an asshole, which I am).

I think both episodes were general examples of how dressing like this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fqmEVXfZbjI/SXAIrLCJ2vI/AAAAAAAAD-4/DYal0LTZPtA/s1600/070205_chicago_cold_hmed_3p.h2

limits your awareness of your surroundings in a fundamental way (the heel stepping happened seconds after entering the building so we were all still bundled up and in "WALK FAST WE ARE ALL GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH" mode).

I like my personal space too much to be a regular heel-stepper but if I'm walking w/ someone I know and therefore trying to keep up or hold a conversation I am terrible for heel-stepping or just plain walking into them if they stop suddenly.

Plus I confess I've probably passive-aggressively heelstepped on someone for walking out in front of me and then annoying me. Someone barged into me this morning (I was waiting behind an obstruction for someone else coming the other way and the woman behind just walked straight through the middle and into both of us on the way) and that put me in a bad mood so I barged into her in return when she paused a few moments later and then felt very childish for doing so.

Damn my childish passive-aggressive impulses. I also suspect that a fat ugly woman like me walking into people is seen as approx 6000x ruder and stupider than the slim blonde 20-something who walked into me, which it might pay to remember, annoying as it is.

Yes, fat women definitely aren't smiled upon for taking up space, that is for sure.

it hurts me a little inside when you do yrself down, spacecadet

not that this makes me irrationally angry, just think hey let's be proud of the cool people we are. not you, CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT

Im proud of the cool person im steadfastly not

i mean cool in the sense of delightful rather than in the sense of Fonzie

haha, kinda enjoying picturing dmac as the fonz

Fuckin delightful, he sez

you're delightfully curmudgeonly at least

fair

darragh is a perfect example of a curmudgeon being delightful

charmudgeon

If you're turning left at an intersection and the light turns from yellow to red, you may still (quickly) make your turn. It's acceptable.

Otherwise, you're going to be sitting in one place, waiting through a lot of signal cycles (and we will too, sitting behind you.)

― pplains, Thursday, January 24, 2013 9:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

YES. THIS. FUCK.

That's when I reach for my revolver turn up the radio and press down on the horn until the light turns green again.

I sat behind a car that pulled all the way out into the middle of an intersection to make a left turn...the light went from green to yellow, they waited, light went red...that's when you just fking go right? Nope. SAT THERE. For a whole signal cycle. Cross street traffic had to weave around them and they sat there like lumps! No amount of horn parping could budge them

insanity

lol maybe they were parking.

fking idiot middle-aged yuppies is what they were

Yesterday at the grocery store a man and woman were coming around a corner toward me, not yielding at all, so I pressed myself against the corner, and they still didn't move an inch. The woman just walked straight into me with her shoulder, still prattling on to the guy, and didn't seem to notice that she'd hit something, even after I inquired, "What the fuck??" I wanted to throw a jar of peanut butter at her head.

you should have

Yeah, the thing to do in that situation is to shove her right off her feet and then apologize while extending a hand to pick her up.

If you're turning left at an intersection and the light turns from yellow to red, you may still (quickly) make your turn. It's acceptable.

this is the only way to make the turn in some places! i get totally IA at cars in front of me at left turn yields who don't immediately set themselves up in the middle of the intersection for this.

You know, I'm willing even to be extraordinarily patient with cars that sit behind the line instead of inching up into the intersection (like they're supposed to.)

Just make the damn turn when the light changes, that's it.

speaking of traffic, just bali traffic in general. i wish they would just go ahead and pave paradise and put up a parking lot. or 10. cause paradise, combined with gridlock in 100 degree weather +3rd world motorcycle smog, caused by mf's parking on the side of a 1 1/2 lane road because there's no parking to be found anywhere because that would cost the government money they would rather line their own pockets with, is no longer paradise, and makes me TOTALLY FUXKING IRRATIONALLY ANGRY