Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

kicking shoes off in the office should be a sacking offence for violating basic rules of HYGIENE and GROSSNESS not fucking encouraged

also were those people not wearing socks or...?

not wearing socks is uncivilised

tbf and mea culpa but I'm drinking a litre bottle of their mango and passionfruit smoothie right now - hate the player and the game but love the toothdecay syrup

i'm ill k

i had the flu a few weeks back and drank a bottle of vitamin water, so no judgments

Was it a twee bottle of vitamin water that tried to be matey with you? Normal vitamin water is fine.

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"Hey, what's up man, hi bro"

"If you don't like my song, you don't have to listen, Britta, alright? I'm an artist, and I write what I feel. And I feel that you suck."

i just bought my first ever innocent product :(

their juices are half price in sainsbury :(

never hated myself for buying something this much :(

> How many fucking tiny bobble hats do you need in one square foot of space?

that's a thing though, isn't it. once a year all the bottles come with tiny bobble hats and some money goes to some charity, somehow.

p much impossible to spend money at a supermarket without contributing to corporate dickheadery, self-forgiveness is the path of least resistance

I visited the Rackspace offices last year and they've got bizarre grassy bits and fake parks and stuff inside the building.

This mini has been converted to a four person meeting room
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Swings
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The reception area is lifted straight out of a Mirror's Edge level
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preschool or workplace, who can guess

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i'm having my ape hour

Fuck those barefoot people.

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oh god, for a gigantic buzzsaw to fly along at head height here

that one guy in solitary confinement in the little cabin

actually that would probably be my chosen seat if i worked there

fuck off out of my cabin chuckleheads

i wd be down for being barefoot at work tbh. also having my own cabin.

turns out the french aren't immune to the exact same twee copy style:

http://www.micheletaugustin.com/indexflash.htm

Is that site actually aimed at French people, or just English speaking people who want to buy twee food labelled in French?

(my French isn't actually good enough to tell the difference)

french people! this stuff isn't sold in the uk (in fact the packet is very proud that some of their biscuits could be found in, specifically, the dean and deluca on broadway in new york city, in 2010)

oh god michel et augustin... i have a few friends who worked or interned there and they made it sound just as twee as you'd think. bt it's changed a bit the past couple of years and now supposedly either michel or augustin is a major pain in the ass. i have to hand it to them though, some of their biscuits are really tasty. quite expensive too though.

according to local estate agent, W12 has been renamed 'Chez Bu'...

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If you are running in the London Marathon today, we salute you. And if you're not doing anything active today, we salute you too. It's Sunday after all.

bye bye our pieminister pie
we're really going to miss you
and that is no lie
it's just those good ol' boys
are waiting with their
mash on the side singing
this is the day we'll eat pie
this is the day we'll eat pie

Printed on the side of their takeaway bags. Have these people even ever heard the fucking song? Half the lines don't fit ffs.

forgot the crucial exclamation mark at the end

none of it fits. fuck pieminister.

fuck off and pie

would be a great name for a shop

i hate myself and i want a pie

pie antwoord

i immediately regret that post, please don't turn this into one of those threads, i apologize

iirc the instructions printed on the card box Pieminister pies come in say "open the flaps and munch". MISTAH WRIGHT!

I'd forgive the twee if the pies weren't terrible

have never had a pie that i'd really say was "nice". is it even possible? they're just soakage as far as i can tell.

nice is maybe the wrong word but you can't whack a good pie

yeah that's my feeling. perhaps the ones i've tried just aren't formidable enough. like what's the quintessentially great british pie?

i speak as someone who fucking loves their pub counterpart, a scotch egg. actually saying that i'd have to say the best pies i've had are the cold ones where you get a big slice and maybe some mustard with it.

that's a terrible thing to print on a bag. i hate the song "american pie". why would satan want to destory rock and roll? it doesn't even make any sense.

xp Steak & Kidney has to be up there. Steak & ale also.

aye a good steak and kidney is the pinnacle for me, assuming i can't just say "my nan's meat and potato pie" which i haven't eaten in 30-odd years. a great Cornish pasty can hit the spot too. apart from pasties, pie on the go is never fully satisfactory in my experience. can't beat a plate, a pile of mash and mushy peas and plenty of decent gravy to set a pie in its best light.

my chicken + leek pie beats anything pieminister could come up with. As annoying as PM have since become, they were always a staple at music festivals, where they were a notch above nasty festival burgers.

Chicken & leek pie a great way to use up half a roast chicken.

Those old thin crust (and presumably BSE-ridden) fish-and-chip-shop steak and kidney pies - classic.

Nu-pies are always too dry.

I have no problem with Pieminister pies as food objects - proper pastry, decent ingredients, not too dry - but the ridiculous names stick in my craw. Only one stamp on my card before I get a free one though so I'll have to suck it up a bit longer.

The pies are alright but the little boxes you get them in are never big enough and you have to dig the stupid wooden fork thing in at awkward angles and sort of hack at the crust.

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"Vegetablists"

Is this the right place to post about the new coke marketing ploy which involves putting peoples names on the bottles and pretending like its your best friend?

Fucking stupid.

Argh, please fuck off with this shit, everyone. JUST STOP IT NOW.

xp

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