http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/drive-thru-prank-leaves-workers-questioning-reality-214808352.html
for the headline
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.
The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 10:59 (thirteen years ago)
Well done that man!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BF-AE118B_05WIc_G_20130104192101.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:06 (thirteen years ago)
there was (still is) a blog called 'four hour work week' where he pretty much advocates doing this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Hour_Workweek
― koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:18 (thirteen years ago)
xp some discussion of that stupid graphic in batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/republicans-accuse-obama-of-using-position-as-president-to-lead-country.html
― velvet undergrad (diamonddave85), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
well that's certainly taking the thread title literally.
― s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
ha
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
headline ambiguity funnies
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/20/us-fake-sept-11-coins-settlement.html
― abanana, Sunday, 20 January 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
9/11 coins was a hoax
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
Manti has an Adidas football cleat box filled with them
― Rihanna Tootysalsafroyo (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 January 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
Snow Plow Driver Brags About Burying Cars In YouTube Video
― elan, Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
Cannibal Cop Seemed Like Regular Cop At Work
― arby's, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
104-Year-Old Woman Forced to Lie about Her Age on Facebook
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)
Austrian cardinal's mother hopes he doesn't become pope
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 09:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/03/taliban-greets-chuck-hagel-with-bomb.html
― goole, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Nick Cave To Unleash 30 Multi Coloured Horses At New York’s Grand Central Terminal"
http://www.yatzer.com/HEARD-NY-by-Nick-Cave
(which looks great and is only funny because of the name (it's not THAT nick cave))
― koogs, Friday, 15 March 2013 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
Cops: Teen who said Ninjas attacked him actually shot himself
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
CNN Grieves That Guilty Verdict Ruined Promising Lives of Steubenville Rapists
― kate78, Sunday, 17 March 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
Jihadi Web Forums Are Losing Members to Twitter, Facebook, Death
― goole, Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
ha, best use of non-parallel construction ever
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
@beautypill 3mThe last line of this article is absolutely intended to read like an Onion piece. Tell me I'm wrong. http://wapo.st/11ztSXg
― some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/NATL-Irish-Town-Legalizes-Drinking-and-Driving-199867031.html
Healy-Rae told the Times he thinks the measure will help preserve pub culture, lower the risk of suicide and attack isolation in the small town.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4203460/Schools-ban-children-making-best-friends.html
Actual article not Onion-esque, but the concept has promise.
― ljubljana, Saturday, 30 March 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
The picture and caption of this article look Onionish.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
Boston Dunkin' Donuts Remain Open To 'Take Care Of Law Enforcement And First Responders'
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1440/20130418/tylenol-eases-existential-anxiety.htm
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
that link starts 2 videos with sound when you open it
― abanana, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
the chains of worry are forged in idle hours
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
oh wait "borowitz report" nevermind
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
smh
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
\o_O/
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
Fuckin Borowitz
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
quite literally "shit that looks like an onion article but isn't"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2032985/Road-trip-UCLA-student-goes-Libya-fight-rebels-sick-summer-break.html
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 10:41 (twelve years ago)
i added that dude on facebook back when that all went down and he accepted my request some time after he got back
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)
Last line of the article is such an Onion punchline.
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-public-wrong-about-nearly-everything-survey-shows-8697821.html
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
"15 per cent of of girls under 16 are thought to become pregnant every year"
what the holy fuck is wrong with people?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)
this is why political change that doesn't involve severe beatings is never gonna work
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)
15% of girls but some of them are 4 yrs old, for the 15 yr olds it must be more like 80%
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
actually that's a flaw in the question -- most people would probably think you meant something like 13-16 year olds, not all girls under 16.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
survey doesnt cover the most enduring political calumny of the social right -- the notion that the ECHR is part of the EU, which lots of university educated people subscribe to
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)
from the article Hurting i'm guessing they asked people to guess at figures, not make a choice. and i don't care how you skew the numbers, 15 percent?????
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)
i've explained the difference between the ECHR and the EU to people on several occasions and to be honest they didn't give a shit even when they knew the difference
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)
they usual express mild confoundment when told that the conservative party & st winston were its progenitors
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/oct/04/human-rights-act-conservatives/print
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)
quand le peuple sera-t-il donc éclairé?
jamais
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)