"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2)
^^^ding-ding-ding!
― Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I can smell oats! Can you smell oats?"
― qbert yuiop (NickB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"The horse police, they live inside of my head."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
"So I've got this idea for an edgy reboot of My Little Pony..."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I told youse guys to bring money, counted, in a valise not the Coney mounted police!
― brownie, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/28/p290/130128_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
.... Zebedee?
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dye!"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Some spring for the weekend, sir?"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
Barber: "Now that's hair raising!"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
"I should probably buy a new chair."
― Spectrum, Monday, 21 January 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh dear, this giant spring seems to have fallen through the ceiling and crushed my barber station"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Where did that big fuck off hole in the ceiling come from?"
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
Barber on the right: "Well he did ask for a high top fade..."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"on reflection, i wonder if we should'nt have built the pie shop under the barber shop and used some kind of trap door mechanism"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 January 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
"While you're up there, say hello to the woman taking a sofa to see her psychiatrist."
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
"No, tipping isn't mandatory. But strongly recommended."
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
.... Zebedee?― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Was thinking of sumitting this one, but the Magic Roundabout won't mean a thing in NY, right?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
Applause!
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/04/p465/130204_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Stupid fucker never did give up hope."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
EZ otm
"rip its sad he was a metaphor for capitalism"
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
"It was the florist's idea, apparently he'll still smell fresh after a week this way"
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
"It's hardly surprising he died, if this is any indication of the level of expertise his medical team brought to bear on his condition"
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
Wait are dude's eyes open, might change things
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you might feel this is hasty Charles, but we can't get a sitter for next week"
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
"He looks so lifelike"
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
"You'd think Barack would have shown"
― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
The new ICU beds aren't very subtle."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
"This is the weirdest sex party ever."
― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
What a misunderstanding!
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Usually they embalm them before the calling hours but whatever idgi lol."
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
"A man like that, whose nose can't be easily mistaken for his chin, simply wasn't made for this horribly drawn world."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/02/11/p465/130211_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:37 (eleven years ago) link
"No matter how fast I drive, I can't seem to outrun the drones."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Helmet laws? I got a big purple helmet right here!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Dear Lord! That young woman is fully clothed!"
― habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Watch out! Your scarf could get caught in the wheels!"
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
"You women need to grow a thicker skin!"
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Yes, I am Mayor Bloomberg. Koch had this added as a requirement for the mayorship."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Sand in the vagina? Try bugs under the scrotum!"
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
"So? Is it sexy?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
"How do you like my chopper?"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
"The worst thing about being a naked motorcyclist is giving the Invisible Man a lift."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Hi there! I'm in line to be the next Pope. Yeah, they wanted someone a bit more radical this time."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Is that a giant hammock on the horizon or just a very badly designed bridge?"
"...and then the LAPD started shooting at me because they thought I was that Dorner guy."
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey! Penelope Pitstop! It's me, Dick Dastardly! Yeah, I went through some stuff."
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
"It's very environmentally friendly. It runs on poop!"
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link