Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

i think hes like brazilian bikini waxes

beloved by the kind of people who write trend stories

but not actually very widespread

so to speak

that would be his costars

lol

"Big on Tumblr"

Damn… that's the best teaser for GTA-V I've seen yet.

― pplains, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:37

So true.

Deen is pretty cruel in his kink.com work

But there is something about him that is really pretty hot. I first saw him in some nameless porn like 3 years ago and really noticed him, and this was way before I'd ever heard of him. I was just like, OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!

there seems to be this general opinion that lohan is a tragic waste of a great talent and um am i like missing something but it appears to be basically based off a pretty charming but slight performance in a charming but slight movie (mean girls)?

or are there other crucial lindsay performances that i'm missing?

PARENT TRAP

She was pretty good on SNL

yeah definitely, i mean i generally like her and all but i dunno, seems like ppl are really stretching to fit that narrative

I think part of Deen's fame is that he works a lot, dude is like 26 and has done a bazillion scenes. So I guess he's reliable. U can find more of my thoughts on these subjects at redtube.com/mattonsmut

uh doesn't just about every successful porn star make hundreds of movies though

huge lols at "OH THIS GUY CAN REALLY FUCK IN A COMPELLING WAY!"

i haven't seen either but jodie foster was probably less glimmering with talent in freaky friday than lohan was in mean girls.

james deen + jodie foster in "freaky friday" does sound like a better movie though.

than paula dean + lindsay lohan in "mean girls"

uh doesn't just about every successful porn star make hundreds of movies though
― some dude, Thursday, January 17, 2013 12:28 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's really taken it to an extreme though, 1400 titles in 8 years and that's just stuff that gets on DVD

there seems to be this general opinion that lohan is a tragic waste of a great talent and um am i like missing something but it appears to be basically based off a pretty charming but slight performance in a charming but slight movie (mean girls)?

or are there other crucial lindsay performances that i'm missing?

― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 6:03 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed on this one.

btw maybe it was just the structuring absence (ha i almost wrote "structuring abscess"--great metal band name IMO) but obviously aside from "that radiant glow" or whatever schrader and the producer decided lindsay lohan had, she was obviously cast b/c who the fuck would care about this movie or write anything about it if she wasn't in it? so they are "using" her for her notoriety as much for whatever acting talent she once had/maybe still has when she's not whinging.

i feel like lindsay wasn't a fully formed talent but had the potential to grow into a vv compelling screen presence, but w/everything that's occurred that was completely lost. it sounds like she's been surrounded her whole life by sketchy creeps, parents included. i wonder what drugs gaga gave her on their night out.

imo they should have gone with elizabeth berkley

yeesh

it sounds like she's been surrounded her whole life by sketchy creeps, parents included.

yeah the more you hear about the families of folks like her or macauley culkin it's like shit, they never had a chance

culkin seems to be doing ok now that he's legally emancipated?

yeah looks great

http://ronireports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mcaulkin.jpg

I listened to Culkin on Har Mar Superstar's podcast, and it sounds like he spends all his time in his Manhattan apartment having parties and painting.

uh culkins doing fine

http://24.media.tumblr.com/51b7a1c762a9f059f99b240a52c72870/tumblr_mfkzkw4nWX1qf07g2o1_r1_500.jpg

can't even run for the border in peace

I read an article about it in the daily mail

Culkin now ironically looks like Roberts Blossom. Maybe in the inevitable Home Alone remake he can play the old man part. The circle will be complete.

"hitting the shops" - oh you britishers

skeletal vampire culkin is doing fine

can't even run for the border in peace

― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 7:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

jeez guys i wasn't saying Macauley is dead in a ditch, but CLEARLY whether he's happy or not right now he's been through some shit as a direct result of having Lohan-level terrible stage parents

he got to date mila kunis, that makes up for a fucked up childhood in the grand scheme of things

so lilo was grebt in mean girls; does that really mean she's talented? there are any number of attractive young women, even redheads.

(there are also any number of attractive young men, but i guess james deen is a reliable performer, so to speak)

she's great in mean girls, but so are like 5 other actresses, nearly all of whom have had much better creers since then (poor lacey chabert)

o shit 'if you were me' came up on random

i am sorry lohan gods

she is good in prairie home companion

Yeah she's been good in a couple of things but I guess I'm not really seeing how she's supposedly any more promising than like 20 other actresses of her age

20 isnt a large number

Ok

Does anyone know what they shot the Canyons with?

Iphones

iPads actually

imdb says it was shot on the alex

a

oh interesting, I figured it wd be something super inexpensive. Apparently they shot Skyfall w/ that camera.